Ladies and gentleman our long National nightmare is over. America has voted! We now officially have The Very Best Guyspeak Questions of the Week. Please stop your partisan bickering and accept the results. If you choice didn't make the list -- maybe it will in four years.
Girls' BFF got: Would it be weird to ask my boyfriend (of 7 months) what his ex girlfriend's (of 2 years - broke up about four months before we met) name is so I can FB stalk her and see who she is? Totally just out of curiosity but want to know whether that's a weird thing to do? Thank you :)
The Girls' BFF bottom line: Stalking is not an okay pasttime, despite what Twitter, FB, and all social media will have you think. It reeks of suspicious and morbid curiosity. Leave it alone. Just be happy you're with him now.
The Reformed Player bottom line: It's time to talk to a psychiatrist, or at least your doctor. Discuss how you're feeling. The source of the problem could well be emotional.
Wise-Ass got: I am getting divorced, but I still love my husband. He said he does not loves me anymore and broke my heart. Should I look beautiful and sexy at our divorce hearing or would that look desperate?
The Wise-Ass bottom line: My only other caveat is that you consider your motives. If you have any hope at all that looking hot at the hearing will somehow win him back, you need to let go of that. Could it happen? Yes. Will it? No. He has made his choice and you have to live with it, unfortunately.
Chic Geek got: How can you tell if you're the rebound girl?
Chic Geek bottom line: You don't meet any of his friends or relatives. He always comes to your place. You never (or rarely) go to his.
Mystery Man got: i have blue eyes, red/ brown hair and tan skin, do guys really think that blue eyed blondes are the hottest thing on earth, it makes me so insecure when guy loves blondes and I'm not one.
The Mystery Man bottom line: Fashion magazines try to sell a specific image - tall, thin and blonde - as the ideal of what beauty is. They chose that particular type and then sell advertising space to companies that make things that make you look like that type. It's disgusting and it in no way reflects what men find attractive.
Funny Guy (me) got: Alrighty. So you've answered the question of the 'wake-up' blow job, what about greeting him with a BJ as he gets home from work, and only afterward asking about his day?
My bottom line: With the blow-greet, your only real issue is: Does this make emotional sense right now? For example, if he just got fired or has an appointment with the accountant in 20 minutes a blow-greet isn't reading the situation right.
There it is folks! Thank you for reading and spreading the word: Guyspeak Rocks.