Sick of all those "best of 2009" lists yet? Yeah, me too, but life's
rough, so get ready for a week of them, courtesy of your pals at
Guyspeak. The good news is, instead of telling you our favorite movies
or songs or TV shows of the year, we Guyspeakers will all be listing
our sexiest women of 2009. This is a woman's site, after all, and while
I'd be glad to tell you my ten favorite movies of the year, I doubt you
really give a rat's arse.
Before I tell you who's on my list of
2009's hottest ladies, let me tell you who's not: Angelina Jolie, Megan
Fox, J Lo, anyone from Twilight or True Blood, Anne Hathaway,
Kate Hudson, Kate Gosselin, Courteney Cox, Adam Lambert, Evangeline
Lilly, Rihanna, Sandra Bullock, or anyone from The Office or any
reality show or any show masquerading as a reality show.
Ok, here we go:
Kristen Wiig - Kristen is funny. Funny is sexy. Ergo, Kristen is sexy.
Salma Hayek - She made my list the second she whipped out her boob in Africa to feed a hungry baby.
Alicia Keys - Yeah, she's sexy, but it's her talent that turns me on. She's got a new record, but after two years, I still can't stop listening to "No One." Here's her website.
January Jones - I don't usually go for blondes, and I don't even watch Mad Men (yet; relax), but dude, did you see that GQ spread?
Jane Krakowski - Everybody loves Tina Fey, and I like her too, but Jane floats my boat more. I loved her best in Vacation. "I learned how to French kiss. Daddy says I'm the best."
Mary Karr - If you aren't reading Mary Karr, you should be. Her third memoir, Lit, came out this year, and is every bit as hilariously poignant as her first -- and best -- book, The Liar's Club. Her writing is honest and earthy and edgy, and that's a huge turn-on.
Sofia Vergara - If you've been watching Modern Family, you know who I'm talking about. Of all the reasons to include Sofia on this list, here are two of the biggest.
Isla Fisher - did she even do anything in 2009? Doesn't matter -- she's babe-a-licious.
Kate Winslet - my all-time number one crush is talented, funny and beautiful.
I've already told my wife that I would have to leave her if Kate came
barking up my tree, and my wife said fine, probably because she knows
it will never happen. But a guy can dream.
Oh, and if you must know, here are some movies I loved this year: The Hangover, Up, Star Trek, Harry Potter & The Something Something, The Princess & The Frog.
Not Adam Lambert?! HA HA HA! =)
Nice list. I too find Isla Fisher to be uber hawt. I am sad Vida Guerra isn't on this list...she makes my list every year -swoons-
Not really a fan, sorry.
I just love you for loving Kate. She's the best!
Thank you. Yes, she is. My love for her was sealed when I saw her in "Extras."
I would turn 100% Homosexual full on Lesbian for Salma Hayek. She has to be the hands down most sexiest woman of all time. Never seen anyone with more draw and attraction than her. Also, I cried when she fed the baby. Mainly because it wasn't me in the baby's place.
You and me both, sister.
or anyone from The Office
I don't know, Mindy Kaling is pretty cute and funny...
http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/more_names/blog/mindy5.jpg
And Jenna Fischer is still crushworthy...
http://www.dailyheadlineblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/jenna-fischer.jpg
Otherwise, great choices. (Particularly Hayek and Winslet.)
Yay, someone agrees with me that Kate Winslet is totally gorgeous and way talented..
Right on.
PJ Harvey. Just sayin'...
I think I'd put Paul Harvey on my list before PJ.
Dude, I had to Google him, but it was totally worth the effort. HAHAHA!!!!
You never heard of Paul Harvey? Jeez, I'm getting old.
HA HA HA! "And NOW the NEWS."
I'm feeling a bit torn on this list. I liked it when you talked about women you loved this year because of more than just appearance but I was a little disappointed when it disintegrated into the cliche "she has nice jugs so shes on my list" (unless, of course, she used said jugs to pull a grapes-of-wrath to feed the hungry as Salma did). Maybe I'm just tough to please, this is guyspeak after all.
I dunno, I think having only 20% of my choices be boob-centric was pretty good. I even threw an author in there, for chrissakes!
Haha, yes, you're right, I was being too hard. I think I just got really excited when you said Megan Fox wasn't on the list. Really, I should have just given you props for that alone!
I get where you're coming from, but in all fairness can you honestly say you never dug a guy because he had a super hot ass, or a ripped body? For example, Hugh Jackman. He is sensitive, creative, fun, has bunch of good personality aspects. But even if he didn't he would make my list just based on his butt, that's my main basis for buying Wolverine on DVD despite the lack of continuity based on the comics.
I digress. The point is, I get your point, just don't let your entertainment/enjoyment be impaired upon because a minor thing is superficial. :)
Great list! Personally, I'd take out January Jones & Bar Rafaeli and replace them with Zooey Deschanel and Anna Farris, but that's just personal preference and not a slam on your choices at all. January's SNL appearance was downright embarrassing, so I can't get on board with her no matter how pretty she is, and Bar, well... I'm not a dude, so she doesn't have much to offer me!
Love the rest, and agree that it's perfectly fine to have a couple of pieces of plain old eye candy on your list of favorites. They don't all have to substantive deep-thinkers.
And what about me, Cary? I stalked you all the way here for that? :'(
I used to dislike Salma when she was just another telenovela starlet because I thought she was all uppity. I started to change my thinking when I saw her acting more and more humble as she became more and more famous. Now when she fed that baby she totally won me over, you can really see that she's not doing the Unicef work as a publicity stunt as a lot of other celebrities do.
Dang, locked out of your list again *cry*
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