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Things You Didn't Even Know That You Didn't Know...About Men.

As my compadres here at Guyspeak have so eloquently outlined, there are myths about men that just aren't true and some of us like shows that we probably don't like to admit in public forum. Hell, I actually DVR 90210...

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Handy Tips For A Recession-Proof Christmas

Yeah, I said it: CHRISTMAS. All you Bahai'i and Scientologists can go celebrate commukwaanzukkah in a gutter for all I care. The rest of us will be over here venerating the precious little baby Jesus and his inevitable death by...

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The Funny Guy's Holiday Gift Guide Informatioganza!

We've all dealt with the news of Santa's untimely death last week in our own way. That the jolly old elf was boiled alive in a giant vat of superheated peppermint slop by irate toy store owners can be hard...

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5 Rules for Spending Thanksgiving Weekend With The Significant Other's Family For The First Time

It's holiday season. That means that you're probably going to spend at least one holiday with the family of your boyfriend or girlfriend. Happy happy joy joy. The truth is, family time with the mate can be a painful experience....

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Ode To A Used Tampon

As I'm sure many of you do, I often start the day in the bathroom. That may have something to do with how often I pass out in the bathroom the evening previous, but I digress. The morning bathroom ritual...

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5 Truly Scary Halloween Costumes

In accordance with the time of year, I decided to look for a Halloween costume online. Unfortunately, I had to abort my search after 5 minutes, owing to the terrifying nature of the costumes. I honestly got really scared,...

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On Going To The Dog Park

My wife and I are both "ambitious," in that she wants to save people's lives and I want to advise strangers on their relationship problems via humorous anecdotes. Because of these lofty goals, we've agreed it will probably be some...

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My Dogs Eat Better Than I Do

The epiphany hit me this morning. I had just finished measuring precise amounts of brewer's yeast and cider vinegar to ladle over the warm mound of yogurt, brown rice and steel cut oats in the bowl on the kitchen counter....

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The Joy Of Having Your Child Expose Your Mistakes

I have a kid. Just one. That's plenty. One of the joys of having kids is that they will expose your mistakes, usually with a loud voice and a wagging finger.A few years back my daughter and I made a...

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