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-- Now that we've collectively shaken off our hot dog and Bud Light with Lime comas, it's time for everyone to weigh in on the Casey Anthony verdict. And by everyone, I mean celebrities. Popeater has a round-up of celebrity reactions to the verdict.
First, a stern warning from Carson Daly:
Kim is speechless! Kind of like when the whole country was speechless when her dad helped that washed-up football player get away with murder back in 1995. JK! We love you, Kim! Keep doing, uh, whatever it is you do on a daily basis.
-- Are you an Adele fan? If so, you're probably not reading this, because you're too busy getting tons of online dating action. The dating site Tastebuds.fm found that Adele fans are 20% more likely to receive a message than other users on the site. So who got the least amount of message love? Fans of Linkin Park and Metallica. Ouch. Sorry, metalheads. There's always the "Gathering of the Juggalos" for all your dating and Faygo-spraying needs. And, hey, Charlie Sheen will be there! You can tell the grandkids you won't be having all about that time you saw Charlie Sheen get pelted with Faygo bottles.
-- A guy finds out the hard way that he's an online dating a-hole: by reading a blog post recounting his jerky ways written by a woman he dated on OK Cupid.
-- The HowAboutWe.com Date Report reveals what men really mean when they say they want to date a "weird, quirky" girl. (Click over to see a male version that hits a little too close to home.)
-- Teen Mom Farrah Abraham explained her decision to boost her cup size from an A to a C by, saying, "I thought I lost 'boobage' from having a baby." 'Boobage' is what you're going with here Farrah? Not your youth, or maybe your dignity? The list of what you've lost is pretty long at this point.
-- GQ relationship expert and all-around hilarious gal Julieanne Smolinski calls for an end to precious, overly whimsical guys who view dating as one long Zooey Deschanel (her again?? Those eyes! They pierce my soul like a soul-piercing puppy-shaped bullet!) movie. Meanwhile, this occasionally whimsical blogger is reminded of an old Onion headline. Now if you'll excuse me, this hot air balloon isn't going to fill itself with cotton candy...
-- Jennifer Aniston has a movie to promote, so of course she's dipping her toes back into the extremely tapped Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie well. On Inside the Actor's Studio, the Horrible Bosses star revealed that she got over her break-up with Brad Pitt by, uh, filming the movie The Break-Up. Does Jennifer Aniston do everything in the most literal way possible? She's basically become a celebrity version of Amelia Bedelia. Oh, Amelia Bedelia. You didn't actually have to draw a picture of the drapes.
"Coming next summer...Amelia Bedelia: The Movie! Starring Jennifer Aniston, with Paul Giamatti and Dame Judi Dench as Mr. and Mrs. Rogers."
-- Catwoman fans will want to check out the upcoming Batman: Year One animated movie, which will also feature a 15-minute Catwoman short film detailing the early days of everyone's favorite feline-related comic strip character who isn't Garfield. Elisha Dushku will provide Catwoman's voice for the film. Because when one thinks of the star of Dollhouse and Bring It On, the phrase "commanding vocal presence" immediately springs to mind.
Let us know what you think of these stories!
-- Now that we've collectively shaken off our hot dog and Bud Light with Lime comas, it's time for everyone to weigh in on the Casey Anthony verdict. And by everyone, I mean celebrities. Popeater has a round-up of celebrity reactions to the verdict.
First, a stern warning from Carson Daly:
Kim is speechless! Kind of like when the whole country was speechless when her dad helped that washed-up football player get away with murder back in 1995. JK! We love you, Kim! Keep doing, uh, whatever it is you do on a daily basis.
-- Are you an Adele fan? If so, you're probably not reading this, because you're too busy getting tons of online dating action. The dating site Tastebuds.fm found that Adele fans are 20% more likely to receive a message than other users on the site. So who got the least amount of message love? Fans of Linkin Park and Metallica. Ouch. Sorry, metalheads. There's always the "Gathering of the Juggalos" for all your dating and Faygo-spraying needs. And, hey, Charlie Sheen will be there! You can tell the grandkids you won't be having all about that time you saw Charlie Sheen get pelted with Faygo bottles.
-- A guy finds out the hard way that he's an online dating a-hole: by reading a blog post recounting his jerky ways written by a woman he dated on OK Cupid.
-- The HowAboutWe.com Date Report reveals what men really mean when they say they want to date a "weird, quirky" girl. (Click over to see a male version that hits a little too close to home.)
-- Teen Mom Farrah Abraham explained her decision to boost her cup size from an A to a C by, saying, "I thought I lost 'boobage' from having a baby." 'Boobage' is what you're going with here Farrah? Not your youth, or maybe your dignity? The list of what you've lost is pretty long at this point.
-- GQ relationship expert and all-around hilarious gal Julieanne Smolinski calls for an end to precious, overly whimsical guys who view dating as one long Zooey Deschanel (her again?? Those eyes! They pierce my soul like a soul-piercing puppy-shaped bullet!) movie. Meanwhile, this occasionally whimsical blogger is reminded of an old Onion headline. Now if you'll excuse me, this hot air balloon isn't going to fill itself with cotton candy...
-- Jennifer Aniston has a movie to promote, so of course she's dipping her toes back into the extremely tapped Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie well. On Inside the Actor's Studio, the Horrible Bosses star revealed that she got over her break-up with Brad Pitt by, uh, filming the movie The Break-Up. Does Jennifer Aniston do everything in the most literal way possible? She's basically become a celebrity version of Amelia Bedelia. Oh, Amelia Bedelia. You didn't actually have to draw a picture of the drapes.
"Coming next summer...Amelia Bedelia: The Movie! Starring Jennifer Aniston, with Paul Giamatti and Dame Judi Dench as Mr. and Mrs. Rogers."
-- Catwoman fans will want to check out the upcoming Batman: Year One animated movie, which will also feature a 15-minute Catwoman short film detailing the early days of everyone's favorite feline-related comic strip character who isn't Garfield. Elisha Dushku will provide Catwoman's voice for the film. Because when one thinks of the star of Dollhouse and Bring It On, the phrase "commanding vocal presence" immediately springs to mind.
Let us know what you think of these stories!
Im in love with Adele. Loved her before her recent fame. Absolutely, and I hope her voice gets better. WE LOVE YOU ADELE. You have brought real music back !