Recently a commuter train in New Jersey was evacuated after a passenger accidentally spilled Ultra Slim Fast Mix powder causing panic over a possible terrorist attack. Hazmat teams were deployed only to find that the powdery stuff was harmless. This got Mystery Man thinking, what would cause him to evacuate a train in panic?
Here are 5 things which would spark my immediate exodus:
1) A fellow passenger clipping his/her toe nails.
2) Crips vs. Bloods.
3) Teenagers, better yet any group of kids between 10 and 20 years of age.
4) Full mariachi band.
5) French or German tourists.
What would get you to flee?
Here are 5 things which would spark my immediate exodus:
1) A fellow passenger clipping his/her toe nails.
2) Crips vs. Bloods.
3) Teenagers, better yet any group of kids between 10 and 20 years of age.
4) Full mariachi band.
5) French or German tourists.
What would get you to flee?
Interesting topic... I like it.
1) Vomiting
2) Hardcore dancing
3) Molasses flood
4) Mass male nudity
5) Napalm
A book reading club .. because you know my stomach is gonna growl.
1) Ravers.
2) A Horde of those deaf guys selling those cards/pens.
3) A terrorist threat.
4) Sitting by those people who fall asleep next to you with their head on your shoulder, only to wake up, jerk their heads up, take a cautious look around, and... repeat.
5) Highschoolers.
Well, I think you're safe from the Crips and the Bloods considering they're in Los Angeles, and no one takes the train in LA. But I get your drift.
I used to always see this one guy warbling The Beatles' "Don't Let Me Down" over and over again. He could clear a train faster than an anthrax scare.
I was about to say, Mystery Man must be from California with the Crips and Bloods reference.
In this country where I live, it's nothing a damn big fight that would catch any attention.
1> A man in a trench coat leering at me
2> old men blowing snot rockets
3> Anyone touching me (there is a good reason I don't use public transportation)
4> Apocalypse side-walk preachers (or in this case Apocalypse train-riding preachers)
5> Someone with a serious gas issues
The conductor trying to collect fair
A bad smelling homeless person
The constant texter/cell phone talker who feels the need to be really loud
Someones ipod on too loud
Creepy men who stare