For most of us, we have lists of Christmas gifts that we want that either Santa or loved ones can find if they spend a few minutes online or are brave enough to brave the wintry crowds. But there are some other gifts out there for the oddball in all of us. Perhaps not oddball, but of the odd variety. Here's the list of one such fellow who also happens to be your total BFF!!! If you're a girl anyway. As if!
1. A partner for Facetime
So despite that fact that everybody seems to have a freakin' iPhone 4, not a SINGLE person I know has one. Do you know why this sucks? I'll tell you why it sucks. Because for all that bull malarkey Apple paraded out about why the iPhone 4 was an upgrade, the only one that really mattered to most people was Facetime. And even then, if you have Skype as an app you can do the same thing. Oh and why it sucks? Because I can't use Facetime because I know nobody WITH an iPhone 4. Add to the fact that it only works on a Wifi connection and it's a wasted "upgrade." Either way, it would be cool to have a Facetime partner. Not even to do nasty things with. Just to make sure my darn app even works. Ho hum.
Ho hum is like a double entendre.
2. A Barack and Michelle Obama figurine
Hear me out on this one. I'm Black. Some of you weren't sure. Anyway, in most Black households, there's some Obama paraphanelia around. It's like a picture of Martin Luther King, Jr. It's just part of Black householdness nowadays. Anyway, you can find all kinds of ridiculous Barack Obama action figures, or over priced non-look alike Michelle Obama collectibles, but just where in the hell is the decently priced figurine of Barack AND Michelle together. I can get all of the separates I want, but unity? Not likely. It's like COINTELPRO all over again.
3. A Washingon Redskins front office with some *BLEEPING* sense
So let me get this right. Donovan McNabb, our high priced-recently contract extended-Pro Bowl quarterback gets benched for Rex Grossman at Dallas. REX GROSSMAN? For the biggest game of the year for the two franchises that doesn't include the words Super Bowl? Add to the fact that we have the Albert Haynseworth debacle, an offensive line that's pretty offensive, and some inept coaching decisions, and I'm convinced that this is God's punishment for having a team with a name that's considered an ethnic slur.
4. A story involving Michael Vick that doesn't include the words prison
At this point, every story involving Michael Vick references his prison time. He can't go to Denny's without a reporter mentioning that he ordered the Grand Slam, which is great since he spent nearly two years in prison behind dog fighting. Can he live? Can he live?
5. World peace
A guy can dream can't he?
sorry, but santa is a blackmailer....be good all year & you get gifts...right. WHO...is good 365 days a year??? Then, he extorts you. YOU have to leave him a SNACK... Christmas Miracal, yet to be seen. When i was a little girl, how bad was I??? I got a raw hot-dog in my stocking. And an orange. Or maybe, I secretly hid it on him.
i think santa is a blackmailer & he extorts. be good alllll year or no gifts. that's just mean. who's that good 365 days a year? Then...you have to FEED the person. i was a little girl and i got a raw hot-dog and an orange. how bad was i?? secretly? i think i hid his snacks.
you sound like you're in dc... Did you check out the tourist shop on m nextish to camper shoes for barak and michelle? It seems like they would have them, they have everything.