Did you watch the entire Oscar ceremony last night? Really? Bless your heart. I can't do it. If someone gave me the choice of sitting through an entire 3-hour-plus Oscar show or having an Oscar statue shoved up my bum,...
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No, I'm not talking about the show itself, or even the host: I'm sure Mr. Mandel is going to do a fabulous job, as always. I'm griping the age old comedian's gripe that they never nominate comedies for Oscars, except...
Philosopher-king and rapper-extraordinaire Jay-Z surmised after a hard fought battle over pop chart supremacy with 50 Cent that, "Men lie, women lie; numbers don't lie." While he was indeed lying and proving his point- as we all know, 87.9 percent...
Sick of seeing random frat guys' penises on Chat Roulette? Why not come see random frat guys' penises at Woome? Until the Chic Geek's masterful reimagineering of the online video dating circuit comes to fruition (Guyspeak Dating, anyone?), it's pretty...
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Online dating is all the rage. With all of the on-line dating services, social networking outlets, and Al Gore pumping global warming propaganda into the media every seven seconds, you really can find anything you're looking for online. Long gone...
Fashion Week London has just passed us by, as you may have guessed from the smell of lycra and body glitter in the air. That got me thinking about fashion in general, and then, because I don't like doing that,...
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I'm keeping it light today. It's a holiday for most of you, and who wants anything deep on their day off? Not me. I mean, if I were off, that is. Instead I'm here writing this for you. Yeah, I...
Over at Tres Sugar, a site I am just constantly perusing in the regular course of my daily life as a man who writes in his underwear at home for money, they've got this handy slideshow of bizarre Valentine's Day...
I like to think of myself as a liberated man. I cook. I like (some) musicals. I read poetry. I do laundry. I even like flowers. That doesn't mean I want any sent to me.Earlier this week, our friends at...
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As you may be aware, a very important weekend is just around the corner. That's right, it's the weekend my gas mower finally comes back from the shop! Boy, I'm going to be mowing up a STORM. Grass better WATCH...
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