Every once in a while I get to interview a balls-out celebrity. A woman of such stature and acclaim that just the mere mention of her name opens jaws and shrinks nuts. Today is such a day: TRICIA, The Hands Down Queen Bitch of this season's Bridezillas, is such a gal. The self-proclaimed Bro-hoe' of the century is with us, ready to take a leak on stereotypes and offer her brilliant opinions to my mediocre questions.
Funny Guy: Tricia, you come from the mighty town of Upland in Southern California. Firstly, did you know your town was called North Ontario until 1906 and secondly, for those of us who didn't go to high school with you what's Upland all about?
Tricia: HaHa, no I didn't. I actually have only lived in upland for 9 months. Born in riverside. Raised in Moreno Valley. Moved to Kingman, Arizona for high school then came back. Upland's just a rich old people suburb.
Funny Guy:Let's start with some other basics: You are a card carrying 'Bro-hoe'. Can you elaborate to our readership what precisely is a bro-hoe'?
Tricia: Bro hoe is a lifestyle. They're known for dirt biking, drinking, partying, off-roading, tattoos, animal prints, hot pink, sexy skanky attire, bad mouth, and dgaf [dont give a f*ck] attitude.
FG: And, what's the opposite of a 'bro-hoe'?
Tricia: A nerd.
FG: On Bridezillas you're seen cleaning up after a rager. What are the five key ingredients to making sure a Tricia Throw-Down rocks?
Tricia: Hard alcohol. Lots of top 40. Lots of drama between people that bed hop. Food so the drunkies don't throw up. Beeeer pong.
FG: Your husband Jesse and you have differing opinions on how you met. You say he kicked it to you on line at a coffee shop; he basically says you kicked it to him. What the hell, girl? Which one is it AND what's your advice to women on how and where to meet men?
Tricia: Haha, I might have show an interest, but he went all the way with it. Haha. I would tell women to meet men at places they like going. Like if you're a bro hoe then meet someone at a supercross race or truck events.
FG: Often on the show, you were seen kicking, throwing and pooping on anything and anybody that didn't sit right with you. Two parter: Where did you learn that communication technique and B, do you believe your communication style will shift once you have baby Bro-ho's and Bro's of your own?
Tricia: People don't deal with crazy people. They just listen and go along. I had to act crazy to get shit done. Jesse and i will be verrrrryyy strict with our kids. No room for failure!
FG: We witnessed how close and comfortable you and Jesse are with each other. One thing that comes to mind is you clipping his toenails and grabbing a fist full of his nuts to keep him at bay. Is there anything you wouldn't do to or for each other? Clean each other's vomit? Poop? Bleach or style each other's pubes?
Tricia: I've cleaned his vomit. I've cleaned his pee (bad aim). I shaved his back, but I don't think any guy would trust a girl with a razor around his family jewels!
FG: Nothing spells commitment like matching tats. You and Jesse stopped by to get some ink the day before your wedding. Do you have any other tattoos? Can you share some tattoo advice on hot ones for girls and killer sexy ones for men?
Tricia: I have...two zebra print stars on my hips. 'JAW', which is Jesse's initials down my back. Jesse's name below my belly button. The 'DGAF' foot tattoo. And the one from the ring. Hoping to get more asap. Sexy ones for girls would be whimsical with stars and loops and shading. And for guys, anything white pride, skulls, dirtbikes, NO TRIBAL.
FG: You threw a sh*t-fit at one point when your plan to go to Taco-Treat (a somewhat nearby Mexican joint ) was derailed. What is so great about their deep fried burritos, anyway?
Tricia: Go to Taco Treat in Arcadia, Ca and you'll see. The gooey cheeseyness falling out and the feel of grease on your face is delicious!
FG: At some point you and your man were juiced to have a wedding for the sake of the party, and booze and hookahs. Now that you've had some time since that big day, would you say your wedding was much more than that?
Tricia: We wanted a real big wedding because no one in our families had big ones much. It ended up being like a beerfest and everyone was smashed. At one point in time even his grandma fell on the dancefloor from being snockered.
FG: You obviously got real tweaked out in the lead up to your wedding, trying to make sure everything was on point - your hair, flowers, venue, etc. Any advice on how to get what you want and keep your cool during this stressful period in a woman's life?
Tricia: Don't pay anyone a cent until the service is to your standards and completed. I lost so much money on crapass vendors. I would say get drunk. Like seriously it's ridiculous how much of a pain in the ass it is to plan one day.
FG: At one point you refer to the wedding as "your wedding" and Jesse said, "No, our wedding" and you were like, "uh, no my wedding, Dick." Can you see now it was a shared event or not really?
Tricia: It doesn't matter either way. We were too hammered to know the difference lol.
FG: You like to be in control and taken care of; do you think that's a contradiction?
Tricia: No. Because I get what I want -- to be taken care of. I win win win either way.
FG: Some people think marrying at 19 is crazy young. (a) What's your thought on marrying young? and (b), How did you know Jesse was the one and the time to get married was now?
Tricia: I think it's definitely not for most people. You sacrifice everyttttthingggg. So if you're selfish, don't bother, you'll lose a lot. But you'll gain new fun with your hubby. I knew that no guy could ever compare to how great Jesse was and
I better snag it while I can and not dick around being a dumb college girl and let the best thing go.
FG: Some people say the sex changes soon after you get married. Any opinion?
Tricia: It feels very personal and private like something only you two share which is nice. But as far as the actual act? It's pretty much the same.
FG: For those who don't live in So-Cal, but are reading this in Montreal, or London or Seoul, can you share your top to bottom ideal Bro and Bro-hoe look?
Tricia: Blonde and black hair either pin striped or chunks or like mine. Big feather or rhinestone chandelier earrings. Brass knuckles or gun rhinestone necklace. Jeggings with torn areas all over. A studded rhinestone or metal belt. 3 inch black flip flops. [Guys] black wife beater with a name brand such as Metal Mulisha, We all ride. or SRH.
One word answers please:
A. The hardest thing about preparing a wedding is? Wrapping your head around spending that much money for one day
B. The key to a good relationship is? Not yelling during an argument and not taking off. Stick it out and always better the relationship.
C. The key to good sex is? Know how to get off and get it! Don't waste too much time on foreplay.
D. I can turn Jesse on in two seconds flat by? Showing him my boobs.
E. Jesse can turn me on in two seconds flat by? Jacking his wiener.
FG: They say the TV adds a few extra pounds, but would you say you added a few extra pounds of crazy because the cameras were rolling? In other words, are you really that much of a bad-ass Mama in real life?
Tricia: I added weight just planning for the wedding. Suckkssss. I am a badass. I'm just no where near that crazy in person.
FG: If Planet of the Tricias was a movie, who would play you and Jesse?
Tricia: Russell Crowe would play Jesse since that's his man-crush. And Jennifer Aniston would play me 'cause she's hotttttt.
FG: Finally, where do you see you and Jesse in five years time? House, kids, careers?
Tricia: I want 4 kids by 28. Currently house shopping. Jesse has a set family business he'll inherit. I'll be a Certified Nurse Assistant in 8 weeks then just work work work.
FG: Thank you, Tricia. May all your Bro-Hoe wishes and Taco-Treat dreams come true!
Congratulations on making it through that interview alive. To this day that three part episode haunts me. My boyfriend saw it with me, and since then he's been telling me several times a day how lucky he is to have me.
It also makes me happy that Bro-hoes are only on the East Coast.
u mean west coast....
I only watched a portion of this but what a disgusting representation of a "bro-hoe" I use to accept the fact that I was reffered to as a bro-hoe when I was a young highschool kid but its the trash like this that has made abandon the stereo type. I just think its funny you all talk shit about the stereo type, but I guess I don't blame you for this blonde headed pig being your example. Not all women who take on this "style" are LIKE this AT ALL. Just fore warning, don't make assumptions about people by how they look. I am bleach blonde, have brown streaks, I wear SRH, metal mulisha, Socal, ride dirtbikes, drink, party, and cuss like a sailor. But I do that in moderation and I know when its appropriate and when its not. I am 4.0 college student, Ive worked at nationally accredited daycares, I have a full time job as a diesel cashier, and I've been in a relationship with my awesome boyfriend for over 2 years. And I'm just over 20 years old. Just saying, I hope when you type out your mind about "bro-hoes" you aren't referring to all of them, cuz if you all are...just over this bitch....that is a bit insulting...and she is insulting to my lifestyle aswell. Its the self proclaimed "bro-hoes" that are an embarrassment to what some of us stand for.
Never heard of a Bro-hoe, but she gave them a bad name. What a horrific episode.
Haha I love you Trisha! I am getting married next month doing a bro,bro-hoe theme also! I'm 21 so I am pretty young to! Keep Reppin!
Funny how she actually thinks it's glamorous to be a proud "Bro Hoe". Thank goodness those people are only out in the dirty Inland Empire of SoCal.
Tricia is so dumb! first of all, last time I checked the legal drinking age was 21 years old. Second while at the mall talking about how people were looking at her because she was so hot come on all they were trying to do was figure out how the ompa loompa escaped from willy wonkas factory. Get some clothes that fit girl. and take care of that hair looks like a skunk landed on it. I feel bad for her husband, She is very abusive,and dangerous around children! You dont beat on a kids mother in front of the child. You dont smoke around children. You may be getting your way right now and think things are great but people only put up with people like you for so long. some advice: GET OVER YOURSELF!
Wow. I never knew Bro-Hoe was another term for WHITE TRASH. This girl is not only to immature to get married she is TRASH pure and simple. She was teaching her friends daughter to curse, smoked right next to her, and didn't care that she about bounced a rent check. Please tell me this show is scripted. I don't even know how they had anyone at her wedding. Ugh. She is gross and I hope her fiance/husband walks away from her trashy ass and gets someone with some class.
Write a comment...wow what a looser did she bother to watch herself.. A bro-hoe...That girl shouldnt have went on tv and showed what white trash lives like i felt sorry for her husband..he is cute and i dont understand why he puts up with the bro-hoe...she made a fool of herself and her family...ohhh and to yell at a little girl what a looser i hope she dosent want children...i hope jessie leaves her and quick....
Wow i thought i seen it all are we sure she is female.... the bro-hoe bridezilla was a bad idea...
This "lady" is disgusting. Even worse is her best friend so desperate to be on tv that she allows that uneducated, white trash to be around her daughter. I'm sorry but this show is way past it's expiration date. This show is scripted & fake it's pathetic. Requirements to be on the show have a limited English language, curse up a storm, be fat & ugly, ghetto & white trash. So sad.
I'm sorry but this girl is an absolute PIG. I've never seen someone so ugly inside AND out. That's not way to treat the one you love and about to marry. One day that kid is going to grow the nuts to leave her ugly a**, and find a real woman who appreciates him and treats him right. I can't imagine what my friends and family would think of me if I behaved that way, hence the "bro-ho" facade. If she's faking for the cameras, that guy deserves it to allow someone to treat him like sh** over national television.
Obviously someone that fat n ugly has no control with food, how is she going to control her behavior?
Anyone who has never been to Upland/Riverside/San Bernardino -- this is typical. It's full of white trash SRH/Metal Mulisha chicks. Did anyone catch her saying "white pride" tattoos are sexy? In SoCal, white pride = skin heads.
Complete and utter trash. . .and no one was looking at her because she's sexy. It's because she's a fat white trash chick with skunk hair.
OMG!!! She is one of the worst I have seen!! a Bro Ho!!!???!! Seriously...
Trasha oops I mean Trisha,
Scares me to think you could reproduce. If that cutie were my son, I'd kidnap and hide him. Clean it up, LOSE the weight and it's POSSIBLE (don't get your hopes up) that maybe one day you will be a functioning female of society. Secretly, I think your deepest desire is to grow a penis but that's something you'll have to work out yourself.
Get a soul...oh and a vocabulary.
Why would anyone want to marry this horrible woman OMG
wait, does no one think it's crazy that she says a sexy tattoo for guys is a white pride tattoo?
anne, i'm pretty sure california's on the west coast, but that could just be me . . .
It's full of white trash SRH/Metal Mulisha chicks. Did anyone catch her saying "white pride" tattoos are sexy.than,welcome to click my link:cartier rings trinity,you may find beautiful jewellry that you want!!!
I've known men-men who have more manners than you do...you have no respect for yourself or for your husband. And by the way, your a lesbian, why are you marrying a man? It's apparent you want to be butch, but your even a very disgusting, belching imitation of a "she-he". Jesse.....run, get a penis and find a real woman.
She is a very unattractive girl and when she talks she makes it worst!!!!
I know this site will object as soon as I say this, but it made her even uglier when she made a comment about how the ring was "gay" using it as a pejorative for bad. It made me feel like we were back in 2005 when middle school white trash thought that was the coolest thing ever was to call bad things gay. But it's apparent she's proud of herself and the type of trashy person she is, so congrats.
This CHILD is ridiculous and too self centered and immature to be married. I feel horrible for her husband! She is disrespectful and completely out of line when dealing with jesse. She is an ugly fat b***h that needs a reality check. I didn't know what "bro-hoe" was before this show, now I see that it's just another word for white trailer trash. She needs to learn respect for her husband and for herself. She is disgusting and needs to find cloths that actually fit. Sorry 'honey' but you're not a size 3 and never will be! And do something with your hair, it looked better with the brown patches! Oh, and keep trying to get your money back you broke b***h. Maybe if you wouldn't spend all your husband's money on food that you dont even need, you wouldn't be broke. DISGUSTING 'HO'!!
Who grabs their fiance's/husband's nutts?!? I don't know why he puts up with her.
I think calling her white trash is an over statement... you can be dirty, dress like a skank, and have the mouth of a sailor. Those are all trashy things. To treat any person the way she treats people, especially her husband and maid of honor is absolutely disgusting. Nice guys finish last because they allow that type of stuff to happen....just my opinion.
I am also hoping this is all scripted.
Is it just me or does this animal look like an even uglier Rosie O'donnell? Lol.......and like no one showed up to her wedding. Nothing says no one likes you like being ditched on your wedding.
That girl is sooo disgusting. I don't understand at all why Jesse wanted to marry her in the first place, or why he went through with it. I kept praying that he would just stand her up at the alter. What a nasty peice of white trash!! She is fat and totally gross and obviously doesn't own a mirror. I hope for Jesse's sake he leaves her before they've been together long enough for her to take 1/2 his money cause she will!! How do you marry someone who crushes your nuts on tv. Pathetic...both of them.
ugh this bro hoe is discussting have more class chick
This girl is a nasty skanky pig. I feel sorry for her husband. OMG she is so gross.
Every time I watch this show I am amazed at the opinion people have of themselves. Between her and the black chick danielle (?) from ohio who thinks shes a classy princess, I am starting to think they only let completely delusional women on this show. Both of the girls were fat nasty arseholes with ZERO class. It actually defies the imagination to think that these girls think they are some sort of hot. Trisha, you are the most classless disgusting woman I have ever laid eyes on on tv. Not only is it clear that you are WAY too young to get married, but that you have no sense of decency whatsoever. You should get a new mirror and new friends bc NO ONE would let a friend walk out of the house looking like you do. Awful, just awful. It's horrifying to know that people like this useless whorebag exist.
Seriously Trisha! WTF! My husband has said if I ever grabbed his nuts that way we wouldnt be married right now. He felt it was a sign of disrespect! (and before you through a bitch fit about how much better your marraige is We have been together 10 yrs and Married 8 so we are just fine thanks) When she was in the changing room trying on dresses that are way too tight he had to cover his eyes! Do you own anything that fits? How can you not see the rolls of fat hanging over your jeans and the black shirts that are 5 sizes to small. Telling your husband his ring is ugly well honey yours aint that great either. Its sad you wont alow him to have something that suits his tastes. I see her future as being an alcoholic fat ass sitting on the couch watching soaps and eating bon bons. She has no sence of money. No sense of class. no style. How can she think she is all that ?people arent checking her out nope they are trying to hold their lunch down. Have you all seen her friends. I think maybe one of them was decent and the rest were ho's I think everyone should pray for her husband tonight that one day he will escape her evil clutches. lol OMG SHE IS UGLY AND FAT!
what a gross piece of white trash WOW never seen anyone who was so gross and what the hell was wrong with her hair?? she looks like a damn skunk! holy hell i bet her parents are so proud of their trashy daughter .......i hope her husband grows some balls and beats some since into her....I WOULD!.......trashy trashy trashy
It's really hard to judge what you see on TV. Maybe the show's scripted, maybe it isn't. It does tape a woman during the most stressful week of her life and encourages her to behave badly. Some of the women I've seen on Bridezillas could've been normal girls pushed too far or acting it up.
I pray that's the case for Tricia, otherwise...
Your poor husband does nothing but love, protect and take care of you. He spoils you rotten, buying you fancy clothes, nice haircuts, meals out and putting a beautiful roof over your head, and you repay him by insulting him, hitting him, demeaning him, and abusing him. Anyone else would have the good sense to treat that man right, with love, respect and kindness.
God I have never seen such a dumb illmannered,daft and bitchy woman what did that man found in her she is so immature and she takes pride in insulting others god!!!!!
The most funny thing is she has a budget like for tea party and expects celebrity bash.
The most important she has no respect for a man she is marrying and the way she behaved with that baby can ya imagine with that poor little defenceless baby with her serpent like fire breathing tongue that childs mum has a patience of size of an elephant
she didnt looked good after becoming bride and she was calling cream coloured roses yellow how dumb
Why do trashy, ugly women have ill attitude? and they think they are over the top?
bro hoes are on the WEST COAST kayy, and not only that but this bitch is giving them a really bad name, 90% of bro hoes are hot as fuck and down as fuck, the i.e. isnt trashy, i just love how people who dont knopw anything about an area judge like that. wanna talk about trashy, you should all stop hating and stereo-typing and realize this one bitch doesnt show how all bro-hoes act people are all different.
celebrity??? wtf? she is as bad as that gypsy trash. she is a fat ho. dont know about bro ho. whatever the hell that is.
If some bitch ever treated my child that way she would be in the nearest gutter picking up her teeth!! The worst part of that was the pathetic "mother" that allowed it all to happen without doing anything!?
The thought that this utter PIG of a human being is planning on spawning is beyond terrifying!! Jesse, grow some balls and get out while you can! Where were this poor guys parents/friends/anyone and why did they allow this crock of shit wedding to even happen? If that were my son or friend I would have staged an intervention to stop him from making the WORST decision of his life!!!
Tricia, you are a horrible embarrassment to women everywhere - drop your shitfull attitude and treat people with respect! And for gods sake LOSE SOME WEIGHT OR BUY CLOTHES THAT FIT! You think the sun is hurting your eyes? You are blinding people with ugly!
Per her twitter xiiNFAMOUSx they are divorcing.
Also that white pride tattoo thing is totally disturbing.