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An Open Letter To The Audience In Oprah's Final Show

Hi Oprah's Audience,

First off, congrats on the color coordination! Rarely have I seen such an array of bright, pastel colors outside of a preschool Easter Egg hunt or possibly a package of Skittles.

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"I LUV U OPRAH! PLZ GIVE ME A CAR!"

Right now, you're probably a little scared. (Also, maybe a little annoyed that you didn't get a Ford Focus or a trip to New Zealand or something.) "What am I going to do now?," you're probably wondering. What will I read? What will I buy? How will I know what my "favorite things" are? What will I do without Oprah?????

Well, that's where we come in. At GuySpeak, you'll find answers to all of life's questions. Questions like, "Is he cheating on me?" "Does he enjoy a digit in the posterior region?" "What should I do if The Rapture hits?" These and many more can be found right here. While we can't give you a car/power juicer/trip to Sri Lanka, we can give you the greatest gift Oprah gave the world: advice. And for 25 years of helpful advice, we salute you, Oprah.
 
And now, please enjoy this awesome photo of '80s Oprah mid-serious thought. I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of that look.

The-Oprah-Winfrey-Show-1980s.jpg Did you watch the final Oprah episode? What did you think? Will you miss Oprah?
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1 Comment

BlackTea-007

Honestly the show has so many episodes will be syndicated in so many places that it'll be like she never left. The only thing I'm sad about is that I never got to write a book or invent something featured on her show to make me a crazy successful entrepreneur!

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