While attractiveness is as subjective a matter as who's funnier between Charlie Murphy and Mike Epps, that doesn't stop extra cool guys like myself from coming up with a list anyway. Besides, as a self-proclaimed hotness expert - I just proclaimed myself - I'd be doing a disservice to the world wonderful web by NOT adding to the discussion.
Besides, it's mandated. And I'm sexxy. What does that have to do with the price of pantyhose in Malaysia? Nothing. But here's my list anyway.
Besides, it's mandated. And I'm sexxy. What does that have to do with the price of pantyhose in Malaysia? Nothing. But here's my list anyway.
1. Rihanna
Unlike my compadre Cary, Rihanna most definitely makes my list for one good reason. Well, two actually. First, this GQ magazine cover shoot was wowzers. And two, she really does clean up well after a rough year, doesn't she? I kid, I kid. Despite her penchant for somewhat strange, Britney-like behavior lately, she's still an awesomely attractive woman who despite the year she's had has managed maintain sexiness and basically still take good pictures. If only anybody would buy her album, all would be well. But you win some, you lose some.
2. Lauren London
I cannot tell a lie, every Tuesday, I watch 90210. I'm a little bit older than I was during the first iteration of the show (okay, a solid seventeen years older), but the few episodes she was on were the reasons I was really paying attention. And even though that's not true at all, she really helped me pay attention. Of course, I couldn't tell you the plot of the episodes but I assume it had something to do with really rich kids having problems. Basically, my life, only the exact opposite. Oh yeah, and this despite being pregnant for a solid half of the year with what must be Lil Wayne's twelth to fifteenth child (really his 4th).
3. Emmanuelle Chriqui
While she somehow always manages to fly under the radar, my radar is always blipping every time I see her on-screen. As the effervescent Sloan McQuewick on Entourage, she exudes hotness, class, and just all around hotdamnness. And any woman who manages to top the hotdamn meter consistently on a show that threw more hot chicks Vincent Chase's way than he could shake a stick at, she deserves a mention. Plus, I (heart) her.
4. Leighton Meester
While I rarely watch Gossip Girl, this chick was all over the place anyway. Plus she's hot. Which is the most important factor in a "hottest chick" list. So it works on a bunch of levels. Or at least it does in my mind, which is where it counts most.
5. Paula Patton
Allegedly miscast in the now Golden Globe nominated film, Precious, there's no miscasting her when it comes to hotness. She's got that in spades. Plus she must have inspired Robin Thicke's latest ode to bedroom rompery that will be tearing up the charts so that has to count for something. Not only is she smoking hot, she's a muse that lands folks on Billboard.
6. Lauren Conrad
Mostly because I love her. But also because she contributed to mankind in ways unimagined this year. How so, you ask? She gave us the book LA Candy AND made her final appearances on The Hills, two acts which place her in the sphere of Gandhi when it comes to humanitarianism. Okay, that's a lie. But she's still hot anyway.
Unlike my compadre Cary, Rihanna most definitely makes my list for one good reason. Well, two actually. First, this GQ magazine cover shoot was wowzers. And two, she really does clean up well after a rough year, doesn't she? I kid, I kid. Despite her penchant for somewhat strange, Britney-like behavior lately, she's still an awesomely attractive woman who despite the year she's had has managed maintain sexiness and basically still take good pictures. If only anybody would buy her album, all would be well. But you win some, you lose some.
2. Lauren London
I cannot tell a lie, every Tuesday, I watch 90210. I'm a little bit older than I was during the first iteration of the show (okay, a solid seventeen years older), but the few episodes she was on were the reasons I was really paying attention. And even though that's not true at all, she really helped me pay attention. Of course, I couldn't tell you the plot of the episodes but I assume it had something to do with really rich kids having problems. Basically, my life, only the exact opposite. Oh yeah, and this despite being pregnant for a solid half of the year with what must be Lil Wayne's twelth to fifteenth child (really his 4th).
3. Emmanuelle Chriqui
While she somehow always manages to fly under the radar, my radar is always blipping every time I see her on-screen. As the effervescent Sloan McQuewick on Entourage, she exudes hotness, class, and just all around hotdamnness. And any woman who manages to top the hotdamn meter consistently on a show that threw more hot chicks Vincent Chase's way than he could shake a stick at, she deserves a mention. Plus, I (heart) her.
4. Leighton Meester
While I rarely watch Gossip Girl, this chick was all over the place anyway. Plus she's hot. Which is the most important factor in a "hottest chick" list. So it works on a bunch of levels. Or at least it does in my mind, which is where it counts most.
5. Paula Patton
Allegedly miscast in the now Golden Globe nominated film, Precious, there's no miscasting her when it comes to hotness. She's got that in spades. Plus she must have inspired Robin Thicke's latest ode to bedroom rompery that will be tearing up the charts so that has to count for something. Not only is she smoking hot, she's a muse that lands folks on Billboard.
6. Lauren Conrad
Mostly because I love her. But also because she contributed to mankind in ways unimagined this year. How so, you ask? She gave us the book LA Candy AND made her final appearances on The Hills, two acts which place her in the sphere of Gandhi when it comes to humanitarianism. Okay, that's a lie. But she's still hot anyway.
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