In case you haven't noticed, I love to make lists. Well today is no different. Our bosses here at the wonder Guyspeak want to know what it is about women that we love. Well shucks, ma'am, that's easy. Especially since I have a lady that I love (and one I'd LOVE to keep from placing me in the doghouse - which would suck because I totally don't have a dog or a doghouse). So why does Panama love the ladies? Let me count the ways.
1. Skin regimens
Women love to keep themselves silky smooth and slippery. I'll bet that after my girlfriend gets out of the shower and lotions up, I could toss her on the bed and she'd slip right off into the abyss that is the other side of the bed. But I appreciate silky, sheeny, shimmery, smoothness. I mean Billy Dee Williams endorses smoothness (or did, where the hell is Billy Dee?) so I will too. Though his was about Colt .45 and mine is about lotion and the smell goods, but hey, it all has the same purpose - nudity.
By the way, Go Colts!
2. Nurturous nature
While I'm sure that nurturous isn't a real word, my real name isn't Panama Jackson, so I feel like everything's fair game. Despite my tendency towards over-independence, its hard not to appreaciate a woman's desire for you to feel better than you already do, even if you feel great. Of course when feeling sick it works wonders since I never know whats wrong with myself so all kinds of random stuff comes out in hopes of curing my ills. Last time I was sick, I got a Benz. That's not true, but think of the possibilities if you dream really big!
Interesting how all of this has to do with how it relates to me, isn't it? For shame. Men suck.
3. The ability to attach emotion to everything...sometimes its needed
I'm an extremely non-emotional guy. For some reason, emotions just don't work for me. As you can imagine, that causes all kinds of problems for me. Sometimes you need that emotional reaction that causes you to take action. Everything isn't fact and logic, some stuff really is just gut feeling. I had a gut feeling once. It had me sicker than a dog for two days. I didn't like it, but I appreciated that I could have that feeling.
That? Was dumb.
4. The insistence on chick flicks
Mostly becauses its WAY more acceptable to say "my girlfriend made me watch 'Sweet Home Alabama'" than it is to say, "you know what I'd really like to see today? Never Been Kissed. Why you looking at me like that? Did you see those tennis shoes dude was wearing. I watch it because of the tennis shoes." Women make it SO much easier to see Sandra Bullock.
5. The fashion stamp of approval
While very few men will admit that they try to be fashionable, truth is, most of us do care about our clothing choices. Thing is, a lot of us really don't know what the hell we're doing. So we rely on women to say, "that does NOT match. Take off those speedos." Really it's an esteem thing. The better we look, the better we feel. And women make us feel better about ourselves.
6. Women make us feel better about ourselves
Women are esteem boosters. A beautiful woman on your arm will add to your confidence and have you looking, feeling, and smelling like a million bucks. Even a busted woman on your arm will make other women think that somebody wants you and you know how women are about unattainable men: they want to attain them. Score. My girl makes me look better 8 days a week. And I'm sexxy.
7. Boob hugs
I love hugging my girl because you get free feels that way. Shessosoft. And she knows this and lets me hug her anyway. What a doll.
Women love to keep themselves silky smooth and slippery. I'll bet that after my girlfriend gets out of the shower and lotions up, I could toss her on the bed and she'd slip right off into the abyss that is the other side of the bed. But I appreciate silky, sheeny, shimmery, smoothness. I mean Billy Dee Williams endorses smoothness (or did, where the hell is Billy Dee?) so I will too. Though his was about Colt .45 and mine is about lotion and the smell goods, but hey, it all has the same purpose - nudity.
By the way, Go Colts!
2. Nurturous nature
While I'm sure that nurturous isn't a real word, my real name isn't Panama Jackson, so I feel like everything's fair game. Despite my tendency towards over-independence, its hard not to appreaciate a woman's desire for you to feel better than you already do, even if you feel great. Of course when feeling sick it works wonders since I never know whats wrong with myself so all kinds of random stuff comes out in hopes of curing my ills. Last time I was sick, I got a Benz. That's not true, but think of the possibilities if you dream really big!
Interesting how all of this has to do with how it relates to me, isn't it? For shame. Men suck.
3. The ability to attach emotion to everything...sometimes its needed
I'm an extremely non-emotional guy. For some reason, emotions just don't work for me. As you can imagine, that causes all kinds of problems for me. Sometimes you need that emotional reaction that causes you to take action. Everything isn't fact and logic, some stuff really is just gut feeling. I had a gut feeling once. It had me sicker than a dog for two days. I didn't like it, but I appreciated that I could have that feeling.
That? Was dumb.
4. The insistence on chick flicks
Mostly becauses its WAY more acceptable to say "my girlfriend made me watch 'Sweet Home Alabama'" than it is to say, "you know what I'd really like to see today? Never Been Kissed. Why you looking at me like that? Did you see those tennis shoes dude was wearing. I watch it because of the tennis shoes." Women make it SO much easier to see Sandra Bullock.
5. The fashion stamp of approval
While very few men will admit that they try to be fashionable, truth is, most of us do care about our clothing choices. Thing is, a lot of us really don't know what the hell we're doing. So we rely on women to say, "that does NOT match. Take off those speedos." Really it's an esteem thing. The better we look, the better we feel. And women make us feel better about ourselves.
6. Women make us feel better about ourselves
Women are esteem boosters. A beautiful woman on your arm will add to your confidence and have you looking, feeling, and smelling like a million bucks. Even a busted woman on your arm will make other women think that somebody wants you and you know how women are about unattainable men: they want to attain them. Score. My girl makes me look better 8 days a week. And I'm sexxy.
7. Boob hugs
I love hugging my girl because you get free feels that way. Shessosoft. And she knows this and lets me hug her anyway. What a doll.
hehe this is cute and funny, Panama Jackson. good to know some of the things i previously assumed my boyfriend thought was annoying ("your clothes don't match!") are actually appreciated... somewhere ;)
Love the Colts shout out! No lies, Panama, this pretty much makes you my favorite Guyspeak contributor.