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Posted by Mystery Man, November 4, 2009 2:55 PM

Does anyone at CNN actually think they are reporting news anymore? Take this article from today's CNN.com Jessica Simpson finds a bosom buddy. While the article is bizarre and completely hilarious, are these the same people whom we entrust to fill us in on what's going on the world? I wonder if PerezHilton.com provides better political coverage than this.

Two choice quotes from this future Pulitzer Prize winning article:

"Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just is sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she's sexy in both. She's got double D's! You can't cover those suckers up!" Joe Simpson said.

"Aahhh chiropractor... Hurts so good :-) you lug these around and see if your back don't hurt!" Parton, 63, posted to her Twitter account Monday morning.

Wow!