If you're a fan of crazy celebrity meltdowns, this week has been full of "winning." The media opened its doors wide to the Charlie Sheen insanity train as the "Two and a Half Men" star spread his message about warlocks, winning, and fire-breathing fists across the radio, morning shows, and even a trippy TMZ live feed from the backyard of his "Sober Valley Lodge" (basically his house, but with more porn stars).
So before this whole thing turns ugly (you know it will), let's play a little game of "real or fake Charlie Sheen quote." We've compiled some actual Sheen quotes with a few created by the GuySpeak staff thrown in for fun. Can you pick out the fake ones? Let us know in the comments. We'll reveal the answers later today! (Hopefully Sheen will still be alive.)
1. "I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
2. "Cut the cocaine with bleach and let's f-ing WIN!"3. "I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs."
4. "At my signal, unleash WIN!"
5. "They picked a fight with a warlock."
7. "I build sandcastles out of cocaine. Have you ever snorted a castle? Didn't think so."
8. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not a total bitchin' rock star from Mars."
9. "No more booze for me. I drink baby unicorn blood now."
10. "I'm sorry man, I got magic and I've got poetry in my fingertips, you know, most of the time, and this includes naps. I'm an F-18, bro."
11. "I'm locked in like cyclops on its prey; literally stomping on the trolls' primitive assault on my kingdom."12. "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p--y."
13. "I'm not bi-polar. I'm bi-winning."
14. "King Kong ain't got nothing on me!"
15. "I'm dealing with fools and trolls."
16. "I don't breathe oxygen, I breathe other people's souls right out of their bodies."
17. "Duh, winning!"
18. "The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers."
19. "This is my message to CBS: I'll eat your heart out like the creepy priest did in 'Temple of Doom.'"
20. "62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c'mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn't even trying. I wasn't even warm." (Chic Geek says: Any movie on Sheen's IMDB page that is not Wall Street, Major League, Hot Shots or Hot Shots: Part Deux shouldn't be considered a "win.")
hmm.
according to my AMAZING GUESSING POWERS, the fake ones are:
2, 4, 6, 7, 9, 12, 13, 17, 19.
:)
Very close!
Fake: 2, 4, 7, 9, 11, 14 (Denzel Washington said this in "Training Day"), 16, 18 (this one's from "Beavis and Butt-head"), 19
It got ugly when Charles started hurling anti-Semitic bile at the man who made him rich, Chuck Lorre.
As for the comments, they are all real. If he hasn't said them yet, he will.
i never religiously watched Two and a Half Men, but Big Bang Theory is one of my all-time favourite shows, and both those shows are hugely popular. it's so stupid to lash out against the man who both created them and ensured Sheen had a paycheck for EIGHT YEARS.
I dunno, personally I think the person who created those two ridiculously horrible excuses for shows ought to be punished
Number one has to be a definite fave :)
NICKSTER....10, 13, 15 and 17 are the ones I "take away' with me from his premier 20/20 interview rant. That was as horrifically intoxicating (excuse the pun) as a big wreck in NASCAR, or Tom Cruise's couch gymnastics.
The queasiness has left, but the curiosity remains.
Thanks for a hallucinogenic trip down recent memory lane!
BTW, I actually *like* 2 1/2 men. The writing is often clever, and all the key characters have great timing.
I saw this vid when Jimmy Fallon posted it on Twitter last week. Hysterical if you haven't seen it. He did for Sheen, what Tina Fey did for Palin. Enjoy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7AS25hyiBI
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