By now, I'm guessing most people with even a cursory foot into the news media circle heard that a woman in California drugged her husband, tied him to a bed post, AND THEN WHACKED OFF HIS WANG!
And to complete the murder Catherine Becker threw the damn thing in the garbage disposal and TURNED IT ON.
You've got to be some kind of whacked out individual to do that. On a serious note, I'm curious about any woman who would think at any point that cutting off a man's man is the way to go. This guy must have been some kind of douchebag. The douchiest of all douchebags in order to propel a woman to go there. Hell, is there even a female equivalent? Not that I'm trying to figure it out or anything.
Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, was booked for aggravated mayhem, false imprisonment, assault with a deadly weapon, administering a drug with intent to commit a felony, poisoning, and spousal abuse. She was being held at the Orange County Jail.
This might sound crazy, but doesn't aggravated mayhem sound kind of cool? But more importantly, spousal abuse is the best they could come up with? There's not a specific crime for cutting of a penis? SECURITY!
For some odd reason, there are a select few women out there who have had it all the way up to here (<-----wherever "here" is). And the only means for revenge is to cut off his wang. Ladies, there has to be a better way. There's just gotta. I'm guessing through her eyes, he's done some kind of damage to her emotionally and maybe physically and she couldn't take it anymore.
And be clear, all the stuff she did is the mark of a woman at her last resort. I'm not condoning or saying she was in any way justified - heaven's no - just saying she must have been at her wits end.
But ladies, there has just got to be a better way to get out that aggression. Leave him. Go to anger managment. Leave him. Leave him. Bake a cake. Leave him. If you are ever at the point where you are even remotely thinking about cutting of his junior, I, Panama Jackson, behoove you to just leave in the night and never come back.
The garbage disposal though? That's just rude.
Ladies, I'm asking you. Nay...begging you. Stop it with the wang whackage. It's not nice.
What was your reaction to this story? And is there ever a point where you've been mad enough to want to cut off a man's wang?
(By the way, your answers are admissible in court the event you ever do cut off a man's wang. Thanks!)
My imaginary wang hurts from reading this! Sharp objects and penises just don't mix IMO. I wouldn't even circ a son, but THIS is just... ouch. As far as anything making me mad enough to do it, not really; if I were abused I would hopefully leave before snapping. She could have been more schlong-friendly and egged his car... or at *least* left the thing in one piece, but there's no going back from the garbage disposal.
As for the "aggravated mayhem" thing, it applies to cutting off different body parts and she is being charged with torture as well so thankfully she won't be able to harvest anymore schlongs...
They were in the middle of a divorce.., why were they still living together? Why did he eat food that she prepared? (…& drugged) Did he not see The War of the Roses?
So when a woman mutilates a man, while not justified, we have to question what the poor guy did to earn her fury. But when a man harms a woman, from yelling to cheating to slapping, he is a vile piece of human filth. Why is it always necessary to question what a man did to deserve it. Some people are just evil and need no real cause, to her the divorce was probably motive enough.
While I think what that women did was appalling, and unjustifiable I think we can't forget the thousands of cases of female genital mutilation going on daily as standard practice in other cultures. Leave.the.privates.alone.
This happens all the time in Southeast Asia and the main reason why men gets their wang cut-off is because they got caught cheating by their wives. I hear this news all the time.
Cell Block Tango anyone?
I would dance to that than cut off someone's wang.
The only possible justifiable reason I could see is if he'd been raping and beating her for years, if he'd been raping her children or her pets, or something heinous like that. Otherwise, just no. If he's a cheating douchebag, kick him to the curb.
In SE Asia it is common. There they fee the penis to the ducks. The culture is very different and to an outsider is is strange. It would be interesting to note that divorce has much more dire consequences there than here
What a waste of a good penis...why women act so stupid makes us all look like bad! Get out if hes not the right one and move on! NO more drama....one womans trash is anothers treasure:)
obviously way to extreme... the only time I've ever heard a case that makes me see the reasoning is when the two women de-wanged a guy (granted they used rats and honey..) who had raped a bunch of young girls including one of the womens 5 year old daughters.
as a mom of two kids If some one was raping or abusing my children.. that could push me far enough. though I'd proebbely have about a million other horrible things I'd be wanting to him before that popped up.
Panama, I was crying I laughed so much reading through your blog! The harder I tried not to laugh, the funnier it became. It has the right amount of squeamish horror and dire seriousness to be comedic.
No one should ever be allowed to mutilate another person. Cutting off his penis is no different than throwing acid on her face. They were getting a divorce and she decided to ruin him for all other women. She hates him so much she took a knife to where it would hurt him the most...
A man has been tortured, mutilated beyond repair, and crippled for life.
And, somehow, you find humor in that.
And, somehow, you find reasons to think that the victim of this horrible crime may be at fault.
THAT says it all.
Gallows humor - it's so painful a topic to touch upon to encroach on being absurd. The victim of this crime to me is the man. Just like it is never ok to mutilate a woman - with depraved indifference she ruined him... If someone you were married to decided to slash or pour acid on your face or worse - would it matter if he thought he had a valid reason? THAT would be a dangerous precedent...