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Mojowijo Turns Your Wii Remote Into a Sex Toy, Creeps Me Out

Well, it's finally happened: Someone turned a video game controller into a sex toy. The Mojowijo, currently in beta testing, is an attachment that turns your seeming innocent Nintendo Wiimote into either a vibrator or a penis clamp. As Wired explains, when the device, uh, wriggles or thrusts (God help us all), a signal is sent via your Bluetooth-enabled PC over the Internet. The person you're cybersexin' with then feels the movements sent by your device on their device and...I think you get the picture. Basically, it's a remote dildo.mojowijo2.jpeg

Holy tap dancing Jeebus, does that claw-shaped abomination send shivers down my spine. It looks like it should be picking up stuffed toys in one of those claw grab arcade games.

Of course, you can also use the Mojowijos with your partner in the same room, or by yourself if that's your thing. Though I have to agree with Wired that solo use of the devices seems more than a little cumbersome. Why not just use, say, an actual vibrator instead of sullying your poor Wiimotes?

Putting aside the ick factor of turning the family-friendly Wii into a sex toy, the Mojowijo also seems sort of unnecessary. One would imagine that Skype has been a godsend for couples who are apart or in long-distance relationships. I guess this nonsense will spice things up a bit-- that is if you can stop yourself from laughing at the fact that you're getting off with the same device you use to play Super Mario Galaxy 2.

What do you think of the Mojowijo? Is it the future of sex? Or just plain icky?

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I say ick. Sex sells but this is just perverse.They may have had a good idea on paper..but..definitely unnecessary. maybe they just ran out of ideas for a while.

Nick Nadel

Agreed. I don't think it's an official Wii product. Yet.

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Ewww. Look at those things! So sterile! But I suspect they are going to get better. And better. Oh yes. It will be a revolution.

kittycollins

they look like what aliens would use to probe you.

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O think it's funny! They have some stuff on you tube about Wii Sex game!!!

secrets

come on chic geek, you don't want anyone touching your toys do you?

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LOL..!! uncredible..!!

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Good Stuff Thank you for the information

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