Look, I'm not here to talk about who boned who in a Nazi outfit, or make jokes combining Jesse James, the Third Reich, and a reference to The Blind Side (mainly because I can't think of one, but man, doesn't it sound like there's a solid joke in there?). I'm here to discuss a much more damaging, much more lamentable Bullock-related shaming.
No, not Speed 3. Stop guessing, jesus. I'm going to tell you in a second. But first, you must understand what a Razzie is. The Razzie is a decades-old Hollywood Institution, an award given out yearly to the worst actors, worst scripts, worst directors, and worst films of the year. It's the award equivalent of getting spit on, essentially.
Past "winners" include Halle Berry (for her luscious turn as Catwoman), Tom Green (Freddy Got Fingered), and mega-flops like Gigli and Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (Revenge Of The Superbaby Geniuses).
As you'd expect, most don't show up to receive the award in person, and instead celebrate the win by crying alone in their mansions (or having servants weep for them; a gal's gotta watch out for crow's feet). As you may not expect, this blog post is NOT about Sandra Bullock winning a Razzie for All About Steve. I SAID STOP GUESSING. DID I NOT SAY TO STOP GUESSING?!
Fine, I'll just tell you. Sandra Bullock was this week asked to RETURN the Razzie she won, because she was accidentally given "the good Razzie," by which I mean the actual, real, metal prototype one they use in photos, instead of the cheap, presumably foam-core-and-glitter-glue ones they actually give to the awardees.
Which, unless I'm mistaken (and I've not looked into this at all, so I may well be), makes Sandra the first actress in the history of acting to have won an Oscar and Razzie in the same damn year. Now that's versatility. And to her credit, Bullock DID show up to accept the Razzie in person, with a trailer full of free DVDs of her shit movie, so good for her.
There's a lesson here, kids. Even if you've been filmed receiving anal sex from a Nazi, things CAN get worse. My heart goes out to Sandra, and I hope you'll all join me in wishing her well and hypocritically thrilling to every horrendous turn her farcical life takes.
No, not Speed 3. Stop guessing, jesus. I'm going to tell you in a second. But first, you must understand what a Razzie is. The Razzie is a decades-old Hollywood Institution, an award given out yearly to the worst actors, worst scripts, worst directors, and worst films of the year. It's the award equivalent of getting spit on, essentially.
Past "winners" include Halle Berry (for her luscious turn as Catwoman), Tom Green (Freddy Got Fingered), and mega-flops like Gigli and Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (Revenge Of The Superbaby Geniuses).
As you'd expect, most don't show up to receive the award in person, and instead celebrate the win by crying alone in their mansions (or having servants weep for them; a gal's gotta watch out for crow's feet). As you may not expect, this blog post is NOT about Sandra Bullock winning a Razzie for All About Steve. I SAID STOP GUESSING. DID I NOT SAY TO STOP GUESSING?!
Fine, I'll just tell you. Sandra Bullock was this week asked to RETURN the Razzie she won, because she was accidentally given "the good Razzie," by which I mean the actual, real, metal prototype one they use in photos, instead of the cheap, presumably foam-core-and-glitter-glue ones they actually give to the awardees.
Which, unless I'm mistaken (and I've not looked into this at all, so I may well be), makes Sandra the first actress in the history of acting to have won an Oscar and Razzie in the same damn year. Now that's versatility. And to her credit, Bullock DID show up to accept the Razzie in person, with a trailer full of free DVDs of her shit movie, so good for her.
There's a lesson here, kids. Even if you've been filmed receiving anal sex from a Nazi, things CAN get worse. My heart goes out to Sandra, and I hope you'll all join me in wishing her well and hypocritically thrilling to every horrendous turn her farcical life takes.
Sandra is super hot . I know she'll bounce back :) As for that slime bag of a husband... He can be left to screw that bitch with the tramp stamp on her forehead...
I love that she said she would go accept it if she won, she's super hilarious & down to earth. The timing totally sucks for her but I mean come on she'll be remembered for this for years to come, it's her record to keep, which is cool. (I didn't see the Steve movie so I don't know if she actually did a bad job).
I think it's funny they gave her the good one - they should let her keep it for her sportsmanship & the fact that she is the first to win both in the same year!
Boy, Sandy did have a shitty year! I guess the lesson here is that if things are bad, they can always get worse! And the good (and bad) of it is that if you hit bottom, the only way you can go is up.
Trust me on this one.
She wasn't the only one... Halle Berry showed up for hers for the EPIC that is Catwoman... just sayin'.