'Twas some days before Christmas and all thru the 'Speak
Not a keyboard was stirring, but the guys did proceed
to answer the questions, both odd and non-sensical
Questions such as, "if he gave me a penc-ical,
what was he thinking and what does it mean?
Can I still assume that he wants to marry me?"
Not a keyboard was stirring, but the guys did proceed
to answer the questions, both odd and non-sensical
Questions such as, "if he gave me a penc-ical,
what was he thinking and what does it mean?
Can I still assume that he wants to marry me?"
The guys did their best to respond with quick wit
But the truth is sometimes we can't answer that *CENSORED*
But try as they might to answer them all
And follow up weekly with a well-written blog
They hoped and they wondered; could they enlighten the masses
With their particular brand of humor and relationship sassness
As they prepared for the holidays a time for all cheer
They hoped would Guyspeakers all have a good year
So Nick tackled issues both important and daring
Like sitting on laps and sex lives info sharing
Devore let women know what not to buy for their man
AKA Gifts that chicks should get for each other instead
Cary McNeal, our resident wise-ass
Debuted another quick answer list for dat azz
The cornerstone of succintness is recognizing the need
And knowing that some answers only require a word or three
The new Funny Guy handles questions with vigor
Like why does a penis itch, 10 reasons, one is a winner
The Mystery Guy kept up mystery things
And answered questions about S&M and chicks who can't stop returning
to situations they know that they should let go
And appropriately told her that a pair she should grow
Panama Jackson, the girls' BFF
made valiant attempts to make spread love, not bad health
As the Guyspeak guys do their best through the year
to lend some perspective to the things women hear
We hope you've enjoyed all we've brung to the table
despite that the site has technical issues everyday
We thank you for coming and helping us fight the good fight
So happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
But the truth is sometimes we can't answer that *CENSORED*
But try as they might to answer them all
And follow up weekly with a well-written blog
They hoped and they wondered; could they enlighten the masses
With their particular brand of humor and relationship sassness
As they prepared for the holidays a time for all cheer
They hoped would Guyspeakers all have a good year
So Nick tackled issues both important and daring
Like sitting on laps and sex lives info sharing
Devore let women know what not to buy for their man
AKA Gifts that chicks should get for each other instead
Cary McNeal, our resident wise-ass
Debuted another quick answer list for dat azz
The cornerstone of succintness is recognizing the need
And knowing that some answers only require a word or three
The new Funny Guy handles questions with vigor
Like why does a penis itch, 10 reasons, one is a winner
The Mystery Guy kept up mystery things
And answered questions about S&M and chicks who can't stop returning
to situations they know that they should let go
And appropriately told her that a pair she should grow
Panama Jackson, the girls' BFF
made valiant attempts to make spread love, not bad health
As the Guyspeak guys do their best through the year
to lend some perspective to the things women hear
We hope you've enjoyed all we've brung to the table
despite that the site has technical issues everyday
We thank you for coming and helping us fight the good fight
So happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
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