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Quick Answers Of The Month, Vol. 28

Asked and answered.

Why my girlfriend of 3 years don't want to talk to me on the phone?
Maybe it's your grammar.

Why does my former male friend blush when he sees me?
He's picturing you naked.

What does it mean when a guy says we'll see what happens? As far as dating.
It means the same thing it means when I say it to my daughter: No.

Age a problem?
Only until you die.

What does it mean when a guy asks me how I am?
It means he's madly in love and wants to spend the rest of his life with you. Just kidding. It means he's making polite conversation.

Why is my husband always so damn good to me?
We'll talk about it when I get home, honey.

What is a blue waffle?
You don't want to know, trust me.

Are you the jealous type?
Not really. Why? Are you cheating on me?

Can you give me five things a man hates about women and five things men love?
No.

Does a drunk dial from an ex really mean anything?
Yes. It means he's drunk.

When a man disappears after 3 great dates?
I guess they weren't so great after all. Not to him, anyway. Or he got deported.

What underwear do you like to see me in?
That depends. Who is this?

How do you tell a women you love them and barely know them?
You don't.

My man wants me to pay him for sex is this sound normal to you?
No but I like the way he thinks.

What if i meet a guy and ask him if he has a girlfriend and he says its complicated?
RUN.

I'm going to a car show to check out the guys. Any advice?
Don't get the nachos, they're horrible.

Have you ever been on a cruise? If so, which cruise line and which ship? Did you enjoy it?
Is that you, Laura from Miami?

What do you think about prison relationships?
I try not to.

Is it strange that I don't love him anymore but still care about his well-being and actions?
No. You still love him, just not romantically.

What does it mean when he still picks up your calls and he occasionally calls you back even if he has a girl?
Why are you calling a guy who already has a girlfriend?

If a guy says he wants to 'casually date' me does that mean he's not that serious about me?
Yes. That's what casual means.


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Quick Answers, Vol. 27
Quick Answers, Vol. 26
Quick Answers, Vol. 25

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4 Comments

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"We'll talk about it when I get home, honey" LMAO! Perfection.

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"Don't get the nachos, they're horrible." HA! Good advice for sure. :-D

Amy

"Maybe it's your grammar." HA! I love these quick answers so much, each made me laugh more!

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"Badda-bing! I'm here all week!" You're fantastic, Wise-Ass!

Love them all. Now, I've got to visit Vol. 27, Vol. 26, Vol. 25 . . .

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