*You might be a player if... you have more than one body spray named after an active verb or a mythological beast. (Like "Stroke" or "Pegasus.") *You might be a player if... you buy condoms by the spool. *You might...
Relationships
Welcome to GuySpeak Vs. Lemondrop, a new forum for debating the finer points of dating, relationships, pop culture, and more, with our awesome lady pals at Lemondrop. Today's installment: Boyfriends without benefits. What's up with nice guys who dote on...
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Philosopher-king and rapper-extraordinaire Jay-Z surmised after a hard fought battle over pop chart supremacy with 50 Cent that, "Men lie, women lie; numbers don't lie." While he was indeed lying and proving his point- as we all know, 87.9 percent...
There is only one reason why a woman should pole dance: because she is a stripper. A professional exotic dancer. A person who makes their living selling sexual fantasy. These individual's usually work at strip clubs or "Gentleman's Club." They...
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It's that time again, mes amis. Some answers just write themselves.How do I get laid?I don't know, but when you find out, please tell me. How do I get you to be serious for just a sec while I tell you...
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Sick of seeing random frat guys' penises on Chat Roulette? Why not come see random frat guys' penises at Woome? Until the Chic Geek's masterful reimagineering of the online video dating circuit comes to fruition (Guyspeak Dating, anyone?), it's pretty...
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Online dating is all the rage. With all of the on-line dating services, social networking outlets, and Al Gore pumping global warming propaganda into the media every seven seconds, you really can find anything you're looking for online. Long gone...
If you want to be successful at online dating, then don't take it seriously. Nothing that involves lonely people in their underwear typing on computers at midnight should ever be taken seriously. Just remember that online dating is to a relationship what...
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Over at Tres Sugar, a site I am just constantly perusing in the regular course of my daily life as a man who writes in his underwear at home for money, they've got this handy slideshow of bizarre Valentine's Day...
Sex. Sex, you silly, silly women. In the last week, I've gotten at least a dozen questions that read roughly like this:MICHAEL! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, IT'S ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE GUY I'M WITH!...
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