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99 Things Women Do That Turn Guys On

How do I get a guy to notice me? How do I flirt with a guy? What makes a woman "hot" to men?


We get various iterations of this question on a daily basis. Which is great -- they're valid questions. That's why I decided to help you by making this list of 99 (count 'em!) random things that turn guys on. All guys? No. But most of them.

Now on with the countdown.

Guys are turned on when you...

    1.    Smile
    2.    Make random physical contact: grab his arm, hug him, smack his ass
    3.    Are witty
    4.    Say hi to him first
    5.    Compliment him
    6.    Impress him with your brilliance
    7.    Love long slow kisses
    8.    Remember his name
    9.    Beat him in Scrabble (sometimes, not every time)
    10.    Play guitar
    11.    Try new things
    12.    Laugh at his jokes (if they're funny, that is. No charity laughs, please.)
    13.    Skinny dip
    14.    Wear just a hint of perfume
    15.    Dance
    16.    Sing
    17.    Take his side
    18.    Are quick to forgive people
    19.    Stand up for your friends
    20.    Sleep naked
    21.    Play videogames
    22.    Have a sense of humor
    23.    Have compassion and empathy
    24.    Know how to play poker
    25.    Tell him what you want during sex
    26.    Tell him when you like what he's doing during sex
    27.    Quote funny movies like Office Space, Caddyshack, Raising Arizona
    28.    Run your hands through his hair when he kisses you
    29.    Know the words to "Misty Mountain Hop" and "Sweet Child O' Mine"
    30.    Wear sexy underwear
    31.    Aren't ashamed of your body
    32.    Love kids
    33.    Love dogs
    34.    Hate cats*
    35.    Have pictures of your nieces and nephews on your Facebook page
    36.    Go braless
    37.    Go barefoot
    38.    Love different kinds of food
    39.    Make the first move
    40.    Make bad jokes
    41.    Have big dreams
    42.    Love to read
    43.    Love to laugh
    44.    Love tickle fights
    45.    Treat people with kindness, whether they're your friends or the cashier
    46.    Sit in his lap
    47.    Are confident and uninhibited in the sack
    48.    Can laugh at yourself
    49.    Have pet names for him
    50.    Have pet names for your boobs
    51.    Wear your hair up
    52.    Give people the benefit of the doubt
    53.    Do the right thing
    54.    Know that songs like "It's My Life" and "The First Cut Is The Deepest" are remakes.
    55.    Strip for him
    56.    Want to see the world
    57.    Cook (even if you aren't very good at it)
    58.    Smell like lilacs and/or honeysuckle
    59.    Whisper naughty things in his ear out of the blue
    60.    Let him take care of you
    61.    Wear Chuck Taylors or Vans
    62.    Bite him sometimes (not too hard, please)
    63.    Order a cheeseburger and fries instead of salad at least once
    64.    Text him
    65.    Sext him
    66.    Give him back rubs
    67.    Undress him
    68.    Let him undress you
    69.    Say his name during sex
    70.    Yell his name during sex
    71.    Randomly break out into foreign languages you don't even know during sex
    72.    Think Sex And The City is lame-o (because it is)
    73.    Want to wrestle
    74.    Read trashy mags like InTouch Weekly or Us
    75.    Can be tough when you need to
    76.    Tell him how you feel about him
    77.    Tell him he's sexy
    78.    Invite him into the shower with you
    79.    Wash his back
    80.    Praise his shampoo mohawk even though you've seen it 200 times
    81.    Would do anything for your friends
    82.    Ride the roller coaster
    83.    Hug him from behind
    84.    Order him to do you. Now.
    85.    Say things like "We're a perfect match" or "You fit me just right"
    86.    Admit when you're wrong
    87.    Accept his apology when he's wrong
    88.    Get a new 'do
    89.    Take him to Vegas
    90.    Aren't afraid to get dirty
    91.    Wear glasses
    92.    Buy him something he needed but didn't know it
    93.    Snuggle
    94.    Kiss his neck
    95.    Cheer him up when he's down
    96.    Brag on him to your friends
    97.    Write him notes
    98.    Hold his hand
    99.    Defend him

No one does all these things. You don't have to do any of them, for that matter. But for those of you wondering what you can do to get noticed or turn a guy on, now you've got 99 options.


* Kidding

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47 Comments

Frenchie

I loved this :) It was very very cute... from a man's point of view ;)
Some men, like my boyfriend, have trouble putting things like that into words but I'm sure he would definately say some of those for me so reading that was almost like reading it from him.

Thanks Cary :)

Nataliesmommy

Also, not all of these work on every guy....

Daisy

Great list! Loved it! Most of those work both ways. :-)

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* Not kidding :)

Mags Happy

Nice to know I've been in the ballpark :) Thanks for this~

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Aww, so true! Cary, I wish you were a dad to every girl. You're answers are honest, hilarious and seem to always encourage women to just be themselves.

Devil's Advocate

It's funny ... all the actions and behaviors on this list have come completely naturally to me. I think that if you have someone in your life who brings out the best in you, then it is only inevitable that one will exhibit a good majority of the items on this list without even having to try.

BTW ... WOW (or MOM upside down)! I had no idea that I was such an incredible turn on to most of the men out there! harharharhar

The only thing on the list I have yet to do is make create names for the "girls". Hmmmmmmmm ... how about "Jake" and "Elwood"?
;-)

Devil's Advocate

It's funny ... all the actions and behaviors on this list have come completely naturally to me. I think that if you have someone in your life who brings out the best in you, then it is only inevitable that one will exhibit a good majority of the items on this list without even having to try.

BTW ... WOW (or MOM upside down)! I had no idea that I was such an incredible turn on to most of the men out there! harharharhar

The only thing on the list I have yet to do is make create names for the "girls". Hmmmmmmmm ... how about "Jake" and "Elwood"?
;-)

Cary McNeal

Thank you all for kind words.

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Well, that was certainly an eye-opener! Some of that stuff seems so, well...ordinary. Yet it must be true, since the Wise One wrote this. Really, I had no idea! Not that I'm any kind of heartbreaker, but I do some of this stuff naturally, without even thinking about it. Interesting.

Cary McNeal

That is precisely my point. Some of the simplest things can be a turn-on.

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slap him and you will have him turned on.. :lol:

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what about taking care of him when he's sick? dont men find that hot? though the nurses outfit kinda helps ;)

Cary McNeal

We don't care about hot when we're sick. We just want the vomiting and diarrhea to stop.

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My boyfriend loves #2. I'll kiss him at a random time in a random spot (like the back of his arm) and he LOVES it. It just doesn't seem fair if the less-obvious body parts don't get kissed too ;)

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Damn, after this I do really need a boyfriend.

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Haw. Sex and The City is not lame-o!
Eeesh, why can't people be okay with just ONE show about women's friendships, their sexual endeavors and their maniacal shopping.

Cary McNeal

We are. It's called The Golden Girls.

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Love this. Love that show. Love y---... I mean, ahem..

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Awesome list Cary! I do a lot of them but I also see a lot that I haven't done yet... this is gonna be fun!!

emmi

Wow! No wonder Jim is constantly groping me and wanton. This explains so much since I do all of these things...except we both love our cats, we love dogs too and we love *our* kid. LOL

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SOOOOOOOOOOOO....what are some cute names for our 'girls'?

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A very beautiful list. This must of taken so much thought, thank you for doing this. :)

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Tommy and Adrian like #50. :P

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MORE.

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omg worked so well he loved the yelling his name one lol i like the shower ;)

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It made me smile, glad to know I'm doing something right... Now I just wish he would finnally love me back

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Lmao, this is like almost everything i do.
Just rmr, it comes naturally ladies! ;)

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What a lovely day for a 836465! SCK was here

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Wow u SUCK ok nag I can just eat me out;)

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lol its funny because I do All of this ;D thats why he cant find anything he doesnt like about me ;D

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Almost all of this is true, except I don't like it when girls wear glasses. But besides that pretty much every part of it is true!

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i agree with most of these my boyfriend loves this stuff! and until now i thought it was weird he liked his neck kissed

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This is so true i do most of this stuff wiff my man and he loves it i think we r going to be together for ever.

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Cute :) who would have thought its the small things that count

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Guys absolutely LOVE it when you kiss/nibble on their ear also when I breath lightly in his ear ;D and He also loves when I bites the corner of my lips he says it's so sexy lol

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I named my boobs Jekyll and Hyde once but it didn't work so I renamed them: bonnie and clyde

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Hahahah its true my boy friend loves when k play guitar for him

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i dont know if its just my mans age or what he's 51 ive done pretty much all of these things an they dont work.., is he just not into me anymore or is it like he says his age

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i do all of these... so according to this, every guy should be turned on by me! (fuck yes) i'm sexy and i know it ;)

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uhhh @devils advocate ...ur not hot at alllllll...just saying. but if ur that cocky u really need the truth !

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I do most of these and I'm just 12 about to be 13

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uh...ur point is????????

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this is really cute and helpfull THNKS

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