You = women. Us = men. You want to know what turns us on? You must, because it's a common question around here. Ask you and you shall receive. In abundance.

Guys are turned on when you...

    1.    Smile
    2.    Make random physical contact: grab his arm, hug him, smack his ass
    3.    Are witty
    4.    Say hi to him first
    5.    Compliment him
    6.    Impress him with your brilliance
    7.    Love long slow kisses
    8.    Remember his name
    9.    Beat him in Scrabble (sometimes, not every time)
    10.    Play guitar
    11.    Play drums
    12.    Play The Clash
    13.    Play Just Dance and kick everyone's butt
    14.    Wear just a hint of perfume
    15.    Sing (even badly)
    16.    Aren't ashamed of your body
    17.    Take his side
    18.    Are quick to forgive people
    19.    Stand up for your friends
    20.    Sleep naked
    21.    Play video games
    22.    Have a sense of humor
    23.    Have compassion and empathy
    24.    Know how to play poker
    25.    Tell him what you want during sex
    26.    Tell him when you like what he's doing during sex
    27.    Quote funny movies like Office Space, Monty Python, Raising Arizona
    28.    Run your hands through his hair when he kisses you
    29.    Know the words to "Misty Mountain Hop" and "Sweet Child O' Mine"
    30.    Wear sexy underwear
    31.    Wear no underwear
    32.    Love kids
    33.    Love dogs
    34.    Hate cats*
    35.    Have pictures of your nieces and nephews on your Facebook page
    36.    Go braless
    37.    Go barefoot
    38.    Love different kinds of food
    39.    Make the first move
    40.    Make bad jokes
    41.    Have big dreams
    42.    Love to read
    43.    Love to laugh
    44.    Love tickle fights
    45.    Treat people with kindness, whether they're your friends or the cashier
    46.    Sit in his lap
    47.    Are confident and uninhibited in the sack
    48.    Can laugh at yourself
    49.    Have pet names for him
    50.    Have pet names for your boobs
    51.    Wear your hair up
    52.    Give people the benefit of the doubt
    53.    Do the right thing
    54.    Screw up and admit it
    55.    Strip for him
    56.    Want to see the world
    57.    Cook (even if you aren't very good at it)
    58.    Smell like lilacs and/or honeysuckle
    59.    Whisper naughty things in his ear out of the blue
    60.    Let him take care of you
    61.    Wear Chuck Taylors or Vans
    62.    Bite him sometimes (not too hard, please)
    63.    Order a cheeseburger and fries instead of salad at least once
    64.    Text him
    65.    Sext him
    66.    Give him back rubs
    67.    Undress him
    68.    Let him undress you
    69.    Say his name during sex
    70.    Skinny dip
    71.    Randomly break out into foreign languages you don't even know during sex
    72.    Read trashy mags like InTouch Weekly or Us
    73.    Want to wrestle
    74.    Love his family
    75.    Can be tough when you need to
    76.    Tell him how you feel about him
    77.    Tell him he's sexy
    78.    Invite him into the shower with you
    79.    Wash his back
    80.    Praise his shampoo mohawk even though you've seen it 200 times
    81.    Would do anything for your friends
    82.    Ride the roller coaster
    83.    Hug him from behind
    84.    Order him to do you. Now.
    85.    Say things like "We're a perfect match" or "You fit me just right"
    86.    Admit when you're wrong
    87.    Accept his apology when he's wrong
    88.    Get a new 'do
    89.    Take him to Vegas
    90.    Aren't afraid to get dirty
    91.    Wear glasses
    92.    Buy him something he needed but didn't know it
    93.    Snuggle
    94.    Kiss his neck
    95.    Cheer him up when he's down
    96.    Brag on him to your friends
    97.    Write him notes
    98.    Hold his hand
    99.    Defend him
  100.    Challenge him
  101.    Love him



* Kidding. Sort of.