The weekend's finally here -- time to memorialize your wildest questions and the guys' most intriguing answers. Get ready for a nipple-licking, heart-breaking, man-loving, brand-spanking, girl-on-girl edition of GuySpeak's Best of the Week:
Do guys enjoy licking nipples? It honestly does nothing for me.
Wise-Ass says:
Uh, yeah, just a little. I say let him do it anyway. It may not get you off, but if it's not unpleasant or uncomfortable, why not let the guy suck until his lips turn blue? Or don't. Your choice. If you don't want him doing that, he should respect your wishes. He'll be bummed, though. Me, I'd probably cry, but then, I'm a tender soul.
Gal Pal says:
Just be sure he's not using you solely for your nipples. After all, why buy the cow if he's getting the udder for free?
I get off on girl-on-girl porn - does that make me a lesbian?
Girl's BFF says:
Not at all. Some women are just able to appreciate the female form and are able to put their mind in a place to appreciate the womanality of some womanly loving. Or something.
I presume I'm biased because I love the female form so it makes sense to me that women would, too. Hey, I'm a man. It's what we do: dwell in double standard land. For some reason, lesbianism isn't looked at the same way as being gay to a lot of people. It's not fair, but it is what it is. I think sexuality and sensuality seem like such feminine concepts that the ability to appreciate women appreciating women seems like an almost natural fit.
Gal Pal says:
Does liking honey make you a bee? Does liking the ocean make you a mermaid? Does liking the vocal stylings of David Hasselhoff make you German? Perhaps. But not the point! Several recent studies indicate women have a much larger range of turn-on triggers than men. We can get riled up watching boy-girl, girl-girl, boy-boy and even animal-animal throwdowns. So stop worrying about labels and start enjoying "Debbie & Debbie Do Dallas - Gently and Tenderly."
He asked for it. Flip it around on him. Why is he such a prude? This dude sounds like he could shuck an oyster with his ass cheeks. Getting tied up and spanked is Kinky 101. Don't feel like a freak. Stand-up for yourself. Break his precious little balls. How does he like it? What's one of his fantasies? Sex with the lights on? Socks off? Are you dating the Taliban?
I'm sorry, but this guy really pisses me off. Men can be such frowning, wrinkle-nosed fuddy-duddys. He asked. You were vulnerable and did what he asked. You opened up. Trusted him. And now he's made you feel ashamed. Check it chica: you're normal. Fun even. This bro has a problem. He's blander than a beige envelope. And judgmental. Was he raised by nuns? I'm absolutely serious about turning the tables. You should make him cry. Bury his face in a pillow, the lamewad.
John's right - this guy's either manipulative or prudish or a prudish manipulator. Ick. You're better off finding a more open and adventurous guy to tie to your bedposts.
Chic Geek says:
Here are ten (ok, 12) songs to get you through each stage of your break-up.
"The Last Goodbye," Jeff Buckley - This one is for when you're in that sad, wistful stage of the break-up when just seeing her favorite cereal in the grocery store aisle is enough to make you curl up into the fetal position and cry until you can't cry anymore.
"Movin' Out," Billy Joel - Musically, it's one of those defiant, "Screw you guys, I'm outta here!" songs that can easily be adapted to your break-up. Particularly if you're actually, uh, moving out.
"Leash," Pearl Jam - This one works for me when I'm in the angry stage 'cause Eddie Vedder basically says, "Get out of my f--ing face" like fifty times.
"Change Clothes," Jay-Z and Pharrell - This one is more personal, because it was popular back when I was going through a pretty rough break-up. But it worked for me, because it's upbeat and reminds you that little things like buying a new wardrobe or getting a new haircut and getting out there really make all the difference.
"50 Ways to Leave Your Lover," Paul Simon - While this one is more for the leaver than the leavee, it's also a fun way to rewrite history after you're dumped: make your own version of one of the song's many puns by putting your ex's name in the lyrics. For example, "Slip out the back, Jack" can be changed to "Goodbye forever, Trevor" or "Hope you get shot, Scott!"
Nick's complete list is not to be missed. But can we get an honorary mention for "Single Ladies." For the shouldaputaringonit stage.
Do men seriously fall in love, or is that just a fantasy women dreamed up?
Men definitely fall in love. Chemically, romantically, financially, sexually and everything in between. Men are often, but not always, more easily able to divorce sex from the idea of love, but that doesn't make the men who fall in love any less in love. We can love sex and love you too.
If your man is all about "bros before hos" or unable to be genuine about his feelings, know that that's not something you're just supposed to accept, like farting or the occasional coke binge.
Thanks for playing, guys and girls. See you all next week!
awesome!
though i like the best user comments as well, they should be included like in the first installment!
Thanks so much for the great suggestion -- I would love for readers to nominate best comments in the comment section. Thanks again for reading!!
I'm with Jels on this. You could include the question, the best user answer, and your opinions on the matters at hand as well. I like reading this installments though.
You should put up polls about the guys as well, like which one is most crushed on by guyspeak girls, which one would be best at playing football, which one would we expect to remember our birthdays more so than the others, etc.
You should do a list of things guys believe about girls that are wrong, like the one Cary did about guys.
maybe start a girlspeak dictionary
just shooting out ideas to get you more involved in the site.
Love the idea of the guy polls and the lists -- we'll try to incorporate them soon. Thanks, lady!
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hahha I agree