Before it stopped publishing in 1992, American Film magazine used to run an annual feature called "The Top 10 Unproduced Screenplays Of ___ (whatever year it was)." In the article, various studio execs and agents and producers would heap mountains of glowing praise on the best scripts they'd read that year that were not turned into feature films. As I read this piece every year, I always thought, "If it was that great, why didn't you buy it and make it into a movie?"
Similarly, here are some of my favorite questions from this year that, for various reasons, I could not or did not answer. In most cases, I think you'll understand why. Some are jokes, some don't really need answers, and some I wouldn't even know where to begin to answer. If one of these is yours, congrats--you didn't get an answer, but at least you got noticed.
Why do guys have to lift the toilet seat to pee? when there is all that space. is the aim off or what?
How do i get my boyfriend to eat me out?
if a guy says to the girl she will get a guy better than him because he is not sure of marrying her, is it true love?
If he doesn't ask me out, does that mean he's not interested?
WA--please f**k me good. I won't tell anyboddy.
My boyfriend told me recently that breasts are nice but the vagina is more complex. Do you agree with this statement?
I want to ask out a younger boy but don't want to be called a cougar. He's 11, I'm 13.
HELP! This guy is supposed to take me on a first date tonight and he just texted me and asked me which one sounds better: Ihop or Denny's. And he's bringing his daughter. Should I be upset?
My Bf of 2 yrs is very protective, this weekend he told me I was no longer allowed to give him head bc I gagged the slightest bit..gettin a little too into it. Is this normal to be so protective? I'd call it overboard.
He has been boinking me for 9 months, gave me herpes, now tells me he doesn't want a relationship, how do I kill him and get away with it?
What does it mean when a guy say i love you but i want to be alone and wants no contact
hi i've been with my boyfriend for six years going on seven he does not want to get married and he keeps telling me that he wants to be alone what do you think
men looking at trannys
he said during sex that he was gonna save up to buy me a necklace for my birthday
Will you be my boyfriend?
Is polygamy bad?
So I've been dating a guy for 2yrs & a 2 months ago we fighted really bad than I end up living from his place..now he's in jail & I just knew it last week. Do you think that is bad if I go out with another guy?
How many people find their soul mate in elementary school? Because me and this girl have gone to school together since 1st grade and I think she is my soul mate.
I cheated on every relationship that I have. I think like a guy, I like somebody... I want to kiss him and maybe hang out for a little bit. But then, when somebody finds out what i did i feel like at slut. Why the double standard?
How old is too old to sleep with stuffed animals?
How do i get my boyfriend to lick my ass before showering?
My bf has developed genital warts on his penis......should i be questioning is fidelity?
No Gag reflex. Thought on it? Fears? Insecurities?
I just got really horny right after my boyfriend went home, how can I ease this feeling? We did a serious make out, and he smacking my ass just turned me on even more.
is it true that people walk with there legs farther apart when there not virgins?
Why are men surfing the WE network website?
What could drive your on-and-off-again man to go from wanting to see you that night to snaping? I said I'd be up for a beer, but no sex. He responded by calling me f******* crazy, said he was actually scared of me and not to text him anymore.
I've never given a guy a bowjob and my boyfriend keeps bugging me to do it but I dont know how and honestly who wants a mouth full of his jizz?? HELP!
Why do the guys I sleep with keep wanting to put their... business up my butt?
Do guys mind a jungle down there on a girl?
I've met this guy on the internet. I've known him for 8 months but we still have not met up. He said he will arrange to meet but he lost his phone just when we were supposed to meet.
Similarly, here are some of my favorite questions from this year that, for various reasons, I could not or did not answer. In most cases, I think you'll understand why. Some are jokes, some don't really need answers, and some I wouldn't even know where to begin to answer. If one of these is yours, congrats--you didn't get an answer, but at least you got noticed.
Why do guys have to lift the toilet seat to pee? when there is all that space. is the aim off or what?
How do i get my boyfriend to eat me out?
if a guy says to the girl she will get a guy better than him because he is not sure of marrying her, is it true love?
If he doesn't ask me out, does that mean he's not interested?
WA--please f**k me good. I won't tell anyboddy.
My boyfriend told me recently that breasts are nice but the vagina is more complex. Do you agree with this statement?
I want to ask out a younger boy but don't want to be called a cougar. He's 11, I'm 13.
HELP! This guy is supposed to take me on a first date tonight and he just texted me and asked me which one sounds better: Ihop or Denny's. And he's bringing his daughter. Should I be upset?
My Bf of 2 yrs is very protective, this weekend he told me I was no longer allowed to give him head bc I gagged the slightest bit..gettin a little too into it. Is this normal to be so protective? I'd call it overboard.
He has been boinking me for 9 months, gave me herpes, now tells me he doesn't want a relationship, how do I kill him and get away with it?
What does it mean when a guy say i love you but i want to be alone and wants no contact
hi i've been with my boyfriend for six years going on seven he does not want to get married and he keeps telling me that he wants to be alone what do you think
men looking at trannys
he said during sex that he was gonna save up to buy me a necklace for my birthday
Will you be my boyfriend?
Is polygamy bad?
So I've been dating a guy for 2yrs & a 2 months ago we fighted really bad than I end up living from his place..now he's in jail & I just knew it last week. Do you think that is bad if I go out with another guy?
How many people find their soul mate in elementary school? Because me and this girl have gone to school together since 1st grade and I think she is my soul mate.
I cheated on every relationship that I have. I think like a guy, I like somebody... I want to kiss him and maybe hang out for a little bit. But then, when somebody finds out what i did i feel like at slut. Why the double standard?
How old is too old to sleep with stuffed animals?
How do i get my boyfriend to lick my ass before showering?
My bf has developed genital warts on his penis......should i be questioning is fidelity?
No Gag reflex. Thought on it? Fears? Insecurities?
I just got really horny right after my boyfriend went home, how can I ease this feeling? We did a serious make out, and he smacking my ass just turned me on even more.
is it true that people walk with there legs farther apart when there not virgins?
Why are men surfing the WE network website?
What could drive your on-and-off-again man to go from wanting to see you that night to snaping? I said I'd be up for a beer, but no sex. He responded by calling me f******* crazy, said he was actually scared of me and not to text him anymore.
I've never given a guy a bowjob and my boyfriend keeps bugging me to do it but I dont know how and honestly who wants a mouth full of his jizz?? HELP!
Why do the guys I sleep with keep wanting to put their... business up my butt?
Do guys mind a jungle down there on a girl?
I've met this guy on the internet. I've known him for 8 months but we still have not met up. He said he will arrange to meet but he lost his phone just when we were supposed to meet.
My head hurts. I kept slapping it.
My biggest surprise is that some of these people can somewhat put together a sentence.
He has been boinking me for 9 months, gave me herpes, now tells me he doesn't want a relationship, how do I kill him and get away with it?
This is difficult, because when they look for motive you'll be at the top of the list. Your best bet is not to. Just remember, LEAVE NO EVIDENCE and they can still get prints if you wear latex gloves, go with something thicker, maybe dishwashing gloves, if you can maneuver in them. And cover ALL hair. Amonia breaks down DNA, and you can't wash blood out of clothes, so burn. Here's the deal though, you probably can't erase circumstantial evidence, which means you will still be the prime suspect. Motive is the first way you are tied to a murder. Basically don't kill, you'll end up doing time more likely than not. Besides if you do everything necessary not to get caught, but still get caught, they now have a very good case for premeditated. There's really no good way to go about this.
You find someone else with a person they want to kill and trade murders, Hitchcock-style. Just make sure there is no other connection between the two of you. Find a stranger and make a deal.
That's possible, but my father always told me never to have accomplices because they will always stab you in the back. It might work if they didn't know anything about you ,but in order for them to not get caught they will have to know a bit about the man being killed. Then if they ever get caught they could tell the police what they know and the police could link it to you.
True.
The woman would have to be totally commited to the murder, or else it's not worth it, but maybe if she moved away, started a new life somewhere and waited, then one day drove back to their old city, in a rental car, and made sure to pay for gas only in cash and outside the county, parked a good distance from her ex's home, and never stayed in any hotel on the way or spoke to anyone in town. And had some sort of iron clad allibi in her new city for that weekend/day, then as long as they covered all DNA evidence, and wore a good diguise it might work.....And while I know plenty of women who could hold a grudge long enough to do all that....would it really be worth it? If the answer is still yes? welll.... She didn't hear any of this from me
Rope. Train tracks at night. Handlebar moustache. Muchos cackling. Then flee the country with a fake passport...BUT NOT ON THE SAME TRAIN!! - It's a common rookie mistake, that's why I'm warning you now not to do it. Live out life on tropical island drinking daiquiris on the beach. Don't forget your millions.
OR
Hire a vampire to turn him into a vampire, and then stake both of them ==> no body, no witnesses, no crime.
OR
Three words: Shrinkray, flyswatter, colorsafebleach.
OR
Find out that he's deathly allergic to peanuts. Pour some of the brandy from his bottle in the limo into a can formerly containing salted peanuts, then return it to the bottle. Then, when he's heading into work in front of dozens of witnesses, club him to death with a frozen turkey. Hire really good lawyers and claim temporary insanity. The genius of this plan is its simplicity.
hi i've been with my boyfriend for six years going on seven he does not want to get married and he keeps telling me that he wants to be alone what do you think
.........i think you don't know how to take a hint......or a brick wall.....
I love the cougar question... "he's 11 i'm 13" Kids these days..
"hi i've been with my boyfriend for six years going on seven he does not want to get married and he keeps telling me that he wants to be alone what do you think"
Let me take a wild guess.. he wants to be alone..!!!
You could start a movement with that first tag...
HHAHAHHAHA:
is it true that people walk with there legs farther apart when there not virgins?
Love, love, love that cougar question!!!!! Too cute!
That was my favorite one of the entire bunch.
The jail question had me ROTFL ... holy cow.
OMG! "He's 11, I'm 13" -- that question killed me! I might laugh at that any time I see a pre-teen for the rest of my life...
ha! not amit wehle... that was by far the best part ;)
Nothing against Amit -- he's a good egg. I just like picking on him for using his name as a tag.
I've noticed that "amit wehle" has become a trending topic over there in the side bar. HA HA HA! :-D
These were amazing. Freakin' hilarious.
Though I question the parenting skills of someone who lets their 13-year-old read GuySpeak...
you can access it on many school computers, it's blocked if you search through a search engine, but it's usually not blocked if you directly type in the address........there's alot of sites you wouldn't think you could access at school, that you can. I've been out of school for a bit, but I know she doesn't have to access this site at home
I was just going say something about the fact that a 13 yr old is allowed on guy speak, I thought you had to be 18 and older to access it.
I know this is really boring and you are skipping to the next comment, but I just wanted to throw you a big thanks, you cleared up some things for me!