All of us Guys at the Guyspeak Worldwide Headquarters spend our days sifting through piles and piles of questions. We get questions of all types - profound, whimsical, serious, funny, complicated and clear - and we do our best to answer as many as we can.
But we are just human, after all, and so plenty of questions each week go unanswered. That's why, today, your friendly neighborhood Mystery Man has gone back through the past seven days of questions to find some that didn't get answered the first time. These questions may have too straight-forward to warrant an entire entry as a response, but today, straight-forward is the name of the game. I've taken the quickest questions you asked me and given them the quickest answers. So here we go, everyone. Enjoy!
The Mystery Man's Quick Answers For Quick Questions
What does a guy mean when he says "Damn, what I would do."
-It means that the guy wants you. The full phrase is "Damn, what I would do... if you were my girlfriend/wife/chick-in-my-bed." If he said that directly to you, it also means that he is very bold, and maybe a bit of a jackass.
Affairs... yr thoughts?
-If you are unhappy enough to have an affair, you are unhappy enough to get a divorce. Get a divorce, and then chase down strange men. Don't carry two guys at once. Cheating is poison for everyone involved.
Why are guys so interested in boobs?
-Boobs are fun to both look at and play with. Psychologists throughout history have noted that a fixation on boobs starts early, because babies associate seeing boobs with being fed and warm and happy. There's also the element of seeing boobs being forbidden and rare. It's not everyday men see boobs, and when they do, it usually means that sex is on the way.
Hey MM, Is it possible to have two secret lives?
-Isn't one secret life enough? Isn't zero secret lives enough? Unless you're a spy or working deep cover to infiltrate the mob, don't have a secret life. They get you in trouble, stress you out constantly, and are rarely worth it.
Why do men care mostly on appearance?
-Maybe the men you're hanging out with. Many guys are superficial, but not all guys. If every guy you have ever met is only interested in what women look like, you need a new group of friends.
What are the signs that he's going to propose?
-A new ring-shaped bulge in his pocket is probably the clearest sign. But some of the more common signs are if he's talking more about the future, saving more money, telling you how much he loves you (and your family), or noting how great you would be as a mother. If he's doing most of those things, wedding bells will likely be ringing soon.
Why is it truly such a turn off to order salad on a date? Does it make that big of a difference?
-It only makes a difference on sitcoms. In real life, men don't care what you order to eat, unless it's got a pile of garlic and onions on top of it. Get what you want at a restaurant. Guys don't care.
So there you have it, everyone. A whole week's worth of the quickest questions, answered quickly! If you approve, let me know, and I can do one of these from time to time! We are here to help, after all!