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Quick Answers Of The Month, Vol. 17

And away we go...

From a guy's opinion, do you think women expect too much from guys?

Some do. Some expect too little.

Do guys like it when a girl tightens her PC/pelvic muscles during sex?

God yes.

There is a guy i like but he said he's not interested. The other day I was out with him (he was drunk) and he randomly kissed me on the cheek three times and forehead twice. Any guesses on why he would do this?

He was too drunk to find your lips.

Is it okay to date your supervisor, boss, etc? Yay or nay?

Nay.

Dating a sibling's best friend? Yay or nay?

Nay.

The sound a horse makes, yay or nay?

Neigh.

What makes a woman a freak in bed? My man just said that I'm not one, and I want to be a little more freaky for him! What should I do?

Show up next time with a chicken, a transvestite, and jumper cables. That will shut him up.

Does the jealousy card work (flirting/getting with someone in front of the guy you like)?

If your goal is to look tacky and juvenile, yes, it works.

My boyfriend has a foot fetish and wants me to put one of my socks (that I wore) on him and whack him off. Is this normal guy behavior?

No, but it's probably normal for a guy with a foot fetish. Can't he use his own socks, though?

Any advice for a girl who will be running into her ex at a social gathering this weekend?

Look fabulous. Have a blast.

Socks during sex or no socks? Just curious.

Is this foot-fetish girl again? I just answered this.

What is it with guys and their obsession with anal sex? Is the ass really that appealing or just the (dominance) act itself?

I think it pretty much comes down to the fact that it is another orifice. If ears were deeper we would probably want to stick it in there, too.

How do I tell my man that i enjoyed the sex?

1) Say "I enjoyed the sex."

2) Go back for more the next day.

What does it mean when a guy defines a relationship as "it is what it is"? What is "it"?

Exactly. What is it? He's not saying.

Can a woman get too wet during sex and does that turn guys off?

No and no.

Is there anyway to "fix" an immature and just plain stupid boyfriend and make him act his age and not his shoe size?

"Fix" like you "fix" a dog? Hmm. You can try, but he'll put up a fight. A guy won't give up his balls as easily as a dog does.

Will a guy mind perform the oral sex with a girl who haven't shave?

Haven't shave what? Your pubes, or do you have like a mustache or something? 'Cause no guy really wants the oral sex--or any other kind of sex--with a girl who has the mustache.


What does a person do about an extremely jealous partner?

A person dumps him. He won't change.

What do you do when you have an baby in the situation if you don't want to be with her no more?

Don't want to be with who no more, the baby or the baby's mother? You can break up with the mother but fatherhood is for life, so plan on staying nearby. The child needs you.

You said: None of his relationships lasts longer than a couple of months: RED FLAG. I am 23 and never had a relationship longer than three months. How do I tell this to a potential bf without it being a red flag? 

That red flag applies more to people who are older. I was thinking of 35-year-old men when I wrote it. Few people your age have had relationships longer than a few months to a year at most. Don't sweat it.


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13 Comments

Mia

trololololol at the sound a horse makes. that just made my night.

Cary McNeal

Awesome!

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Another lightning round full of flashes of brilliance and wit. Thunderous applause here. =)

Tariana

This put a really wide smile on my face tonight. Thanks Wise-Ass. ;)

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"Haven't shave what? Your pubes, or do you have like a mustache or something? 'Cause no guy really wants the oral sex--or any other kind of sex--with a girl who has the mustache." -- had to lol on that one! love your 'Quick Answers Of The Month' installments.

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a chicken, a transvestite, and jumper cables.... aka "my new favorite shopping list"... although I guess it wouldnt be right to actually buy a transvestite... what about a tranny chicken??

Cary McNeal

You can rent trannys by the hour. Or so I hear.

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Great feed back! Now I too know how to be a bit more "freaky" - thanks!

Cary McNeal

Thanks. Here's a serious answer I wrote last year for that same question:

Guyspeak: How To Be A Freak In Bed

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Ahh that's good! so maybe I am not a total FITS but more sporadic about it ;0) But now I know and I can also look to add a chicken legged rental tranny to the fun! Who knew?

Bibonoshoes

"If ears were deeper we would probably want to stick it in there, too."

hahahahhahahahahhahah. I love you, Wise-Ass. :D

kkb

Note to Self: Do not read any more WA's Quick Answers with a full bladder!

Nautilus

This is always hilarious...but now some are serious answers. Too drunk to find your lips...very clever ;)

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