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Quick Answers Of The Month, Vol. 20

You know the drill.

When a guy offers to let a woman drive his car, does he like her?
Either that or he needs a designated driver.

Why does he love his mum more than me!
Because she's his mother, duh. Did you squeeze him out of your vagina?

Recently my boyfriend and I have been talking about marriage, but he says he won't marry me until I get pregnant with his child. Seriously? Is this normal?
Not exactly, no.

Do younger men like older women?
You never heard of a cougar?

How can I tell if a guy is flirting with me?
His hand is up your shirt? If you suspect he's flirting, he probably is.

I am an atheist. I've met some amazing guys who have everything I want, EXCEPT they are religious. I can't date a guy who believes in angels, demons, life after death, and other imaginary things. Am I being too harsh and/or critical?
No, you have criteria for a mate just like anyone else. People are just more sensitive about religion than if you said you wouldn't date a guy who's short or Republican.

Do guys even notice women's shoes at all?
Not unless they're behind our ears or kicking us in the nuts.

I have REALLY bad stretch marks on my stomach, upper thighs and bikini line. If/when this guy and I decide to have sex, will my stretch marks totally freak him out? I don't want to hear "if he doesn't like you with stretch marks, he's not worth it!"
Okay.

Do men care about the hood size of a vagina?
You mean the clitoral hood, and no.

I'm just wondering if when my boyfriend talks about being my "future husband" in a joking way, is he just testing the waters or does it have some meaning?
Both: he's testing the waters and it means he has at least considered the possibility and wants to see how you will react.

When can you consider a guy your boyfriend?
Anytime you like.

I checked his phone after seeing a message from a girl, he freaked out, slapped me and told me to leave his house. We have been together for 2 years. He has not apologised and is blaming me for his behaviour. Was I in the wrong?
Who cares? He's abusive. Dump him.

Why would a 38 year old guy ask a 26 year old woman how much she makes yearly?
Maybe he wants to hire you. Or he's looking for a sugar mama.

Does this guy like me or are we just friends? There is an attraction between us, but we keep it platonic. Yet, he invited me to a party and didn't introduce me to his gf and we hung out the following night.
He has a girlfriend. Leave him alone.

How can a girl get a guy to kiss her? Or at least hint to him that she wants to be kissed?
Kiss him, you fool! Why wait for him to make the move?

Why do I only orgasm from oral sex but not fingering?
Because you are presumably getting more clitoral stimulation from the oral than the digital.

My bf is 23...how do i get him to finally move out of his parents house?!
You don't; he will do it when he's ready. If he's not ready soon enough for you, consider finding a new boyfriend.

Does length or girth matter more?
Most women say girth. The more you hit the sides, the better.

Should I change myself if I'm just naturally a very demanding girlfriend/friend? Or should my boyfriend/friend just live with it?
Both. A healthy relationship requires compromise on both sides.

How can you tell if a guy is using you?
Your only "dates" are horizontal.
 

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2 Comments

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Enjoyable as always, WA. :) The "Okay" answer to the 8th question made me giggle. XD

Nautilus

I'm alone reading this...and can't stop laughing and enjoying by myself...thanks Wise Ass Cary...muaaahhh

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