Are you ready, boots?

Are men attracted to women with really soft voices? My sister says I sound like a baby.
I don't think that's what she means.

Why would a guy say he likes you and two weeks later get a girlfriend?
He liked someone else more.

I'm 21. My guy told me he was 29 when we first met at a club. Now after a month of dating, he told me he was actually 37. I'm speechless. The lie did not upset me as much as the fact that he is now 16 years older. What should I do?
Tell him you're actually 16.

Boyfriend of 5 years hardly calls me anymore. I call as often as I can, but he never initiates any contact except when I complain. What should I do?
Ask him if he still wants to date.

What does it mean when a guy says he likes you but doesn't want a girlfriend?
It means he's either lying about liking you or he wants sex without a commitment.

Is it a dealbreaker if I'm in a trio relationship and the guy uses the other girl's phone, pretending to be her, asking you to give him more money than you owed him because he was having trouble paying the bills?
What? Isn't this the plot of an Adam Sandler movie?

What does it mean when a guy says I think we need time apart?
It means he thinks you need time apart.

If a guy beats his woman, will he forever or can he stop doing it eventually? Once a beater, always a beater?
Don't stick around to find out.

When do you figure on coming down to Florida?
I was just there. Where were you?

Do guys like sarcastic girls? I feel like that's why guys don't like me cause I'm really sarcastic...I can't help it.
Oh yeah, we love sarcastic girls. No, really.

How do you know if your boyfriend is cheating on you?
Ask him.

Why do men brake stuff then feel bad after?
Because the guy in the car behind us had to swerve and spilled his coffee.

I told my boyfriend in jest that sex with him is boring. What can I expect in terms of "relationship fallout"?
Less sex, boring or otherwise.

The popular girls in school used to make fun of my butt, saying it is square and bony. Since then, I have never been able to let a guy touch my behind nor do I have sex in positions where he gets full view of it, because i feel so self concious. Is not having a big round bum viewed as unattractive?
Are you really going to let the words of a few idiots in high school control your sex life now?

Do you think long distance relationships can work?
No, not very often.

My bf ejaculates TOO much. What can I do?
Duck.

Why won't he talk about his feelings?
Maybe he doesn't have any.

Is it normal for a 51 year old man to have a hard time having an orgasm? Even if he tries for 6 or 7 hours and still can't?
Six or seven hours? Check for a pulse--he might be dead.

To most men, what is considered to be the distinction between loving someone and being "in love"?
I don't know. I've never understood the difference, either.

What is meant by very patient?
I'll tell you in next month's Quick Answers.