You know the drill.
Why does he stare then look away quickly?
He's 13. And a smooth smoothie.
My coworker burps obnoxiously loud all the time and doesn't bother to cover his mouth. How do I tell him that its gross and get him to stop?
Say, "That's gross. Stop."
What is a man's junk?
Depends on who you ask. I think you should stop someone on the street and ask him.
What does he mean when he says he is sorry?
He is sorry. Or he's not.
Why do men have commitment issues?
Why do women have commitment issues?
What does it mean when you're boyfriend says you make him hot and bothered?
He has a boner and wants you to do something about it.
How often do men fantasize during sex?
Every 3-4 seconds.
If an already engaged guy says he loves you, what does that mean?
He's looking for one last piece of tail before he ties the knot.
Why does "you deserve better" sound hurtful even if it's said in the best of intentions?
Are you sure he didn't say, "You deserve butter"? Because you do--margarine is just as bad for you, so why sacrifice flavor?
How do really know if a guy truly likes u more than a friend???
His penis is inside you.
Girl with a baby- turn on or turn off?
Are we talking still in the womb or already born?
How do you know if a quiet but confident guy likes you or not?
He quietly but confidently asks you out.
How will i know when a guy friend has feeling for me?
His hand will be in your shirt.
My boyfriend smells, how do I tell him without hurting his feelings?
Say, "Jesus Christ, man, you smell like ass. Would a shower kill ya?" Oh, wait. You said without hurting his feelings. Never mind.
Signs for a guy that's just looking for sex.
Here's one. Here's another.
How often should i text this guy that i like? when i do text him, what should i say?
Text him every five minutes and say "Whatcha doing?" every time. He'll love it.
What does it mean if u tell a ex goodbye and he does not answer the goodbye back?
He turned to answer you while crossing the street and got hit by a bus.
How do i get past my bf's crazy over protective mother?
Fake left, then dash right.
Why does he stare then look away quickly?
He's 13. And a smooth smoothie.
My coworker burps obnoxiously loud all the time and doesn't bother to cover his mouth. How do I tell him that its gross and get him to stop?
Say, "That's gross. Stop."
What is a man's junk?
Depends on who you ask. I think you should stop someone on the street and ask him.
What does he mean when he says he is sorry?
He is sorry. Or he's not.
Why do men have commitment issues?
Why do women have commitment issues?
What does it mean when you're boyfriend says you make him hot and bothered?
He has a boner and wants you to do something about it.
How often do men fantasize during sex?
Every 3-4 seconds.
If an already engaged guy says he loves you, what does that mean?
He's looking for one last piece of tail before he ties the knot.
Why does "you deserve better" sound hurtful even if it's said in the best of intentions?
Are you sure he didn't say, "You deserve butter"? Because you do--margarine is just as bad for you, so why sacrifice flavor?
How do really know if a guy truly likes u more than a friend???
His penis is inside you.
Girl with a baby- turn on or turn off?
Are we talking still in the womb or already born?
How do you know if a quiet but confident guy likes you or not?
He quietly but confidently asks you out.
How will i know when a guy friend has feeling for me?
His hand will be in your shirt.
My boyfriend smells, how do I tell him without hurting his feelings?
Say, "Jesus Christ, man, you smell like ass. Would a shower kill ya?" Oh, wait. You said without hurting his feelings. Never mind.
Signs for a guy that's just looking for sex.
Here's one. Here's another.
How often should i text this guy that i like? when i do text him, what should i say?
Text him every five minutes and say "Whatcha doing?" every time. He'll love it.
What does it mean if u tell a ex goodbye and he does not answer the goodbye back?
He turned to answer you while crossing the street and got hit by a bus.
How do i get past my bf's crazy over protective mother?
Fake left, then dash right.
How do really know if a guy truly likes u more than a friend???
His penis is inside you.
Classic. I love it!
I know right?!?! I laughed so hard that I spit out my spit!
My favorite:
Why does "you deserve better" sound hurtful even if it's said in the best of intentions?
Are you sure he didn't say, "You deserve butter"? Because you do--margarine is just as bad for you, so why sacrifice flavor?
Note: The truth is that if a guy says "you deserve better" he probably is in some way, shape, or form a douche (this statement exudes poor self-esteem from my experience). Have some confidence, know what you deserve and what you want. Both parties need to do this. Then you might just find out he is right. You do deserve better.
This one also made me chuckle:
My boyfriend smells, how do I tell him without hurting his feelings?
Say, "Jesus Christ, man, you smell like ass. Would a shower kill ya?" Oh, wait. You said without hurting his feelings. Never mind.
He quietly but confidently asks you out. hahahaha =)
Another great collection, Cary. These always make me laugh.
Woot Woot! Cary this is f'g Awesome. Makes me delight in my own ridiculousness for asking obvious crap like this. lol
Every 3-4 seconds??? Really???
As usual...QATYQQ...LOVE IT, LOVE IT, LOVE IT!
I love all of these. I hope someone does stop a stranger on the street and ask what a man's junk is. Awesome.
Thank you.
'How do you know if a quiet but confident guy likes you or not?
He quietly but confidently asks you out.'
AHAHAHA LAUGHED SO HARD I SPIT OUT MY YOGURT.
You're such a smart-ass. LOL.
How often should i text this guy that i like? when i do text him, what should i say?
Text him every five minutes and say "Whatcha doing?" every time. He'll love it.
So funny! This kid in my class was talking about how a girl did that to him.
Wise-Ass, if that girl was the one that asked this question, I think she took you seriously... ;P
"How do you know if a guy likes you more than a friend"
"His penis is inside you"
That is not true actually. It really just means his penis is inside you.