Another month, another round. You know the drill.
I'm actually really modest, but deep down I know I'm hot. The problem is.. I'm 5'11. How can I be less intimidating/more approachable when I'm out?
Don't talk about how hot and modest you are. In fact, don't talk at all. Just smile and nod.
why do man flirt when him already married
Because man not stop like-um women when him take-um squaw, kemosabe.
My boyfriend of two years does not want to kiss me because of his morals and says he can't kiss until he is married...should I be worried?
No, you should not be worried. You should be gone.
What do guys think of red lipstick?
We don't.
i'm 17. he's 25. would disaster ensue if i pursued him?
Only if you consider him going to jail a disaster.
I'm not allowed to date and the guy i like asked me out...how do i say no to him?
Say, "Yes, I'd love to go out, because I'm totally allowed to date." Then say, "Oops, just kidding, it's Opposite Day" and giggle hysterically.
I recently found out that my BF got a porn star's phone number and was tempted to sleep with her but didn't, only because he called her and she never called him back. Bail or stay?
By all means, stay. I mean, if it were just any girl he was trying to bed, that would be one thing, but a porn star? C'mon, a guy's gotta take a shot at that.
What turns guys on the most? What do they like to talk about?
Naked women. Sex with them.
My husband is addicted to online gaming. He is unemployed and has not made an effort to find another job even though I send him job postings all the time. How can I get him to man up and work?
Sell the computer. 1) You get rent money; 2) Without his dumb games he'll have plenty of time to go find a job.
I'm dating this guy and have a crush on his brother. What am I supposed to do?
See if they're up for a threesome? I dunno.
How do you tell a guy that you have an STD?
Before you have sex, ideally, but not right before, because news like that tends to kill the mood.
Can a girl turn a no into a yes?
Maybe.
HELP. I'm pregnant! What now?
Well, first you're gonna throw up a lot, then your belly and boobs are gonna grow and your feet are gonna swell, then one day about 40 weeks from now this big screaming watermelon will force its way out of your vagina. Then the fun really starts.
How do I ask a guy if he's up for a once a month hook up with out sounding desperate?
He'll be too ecstatic to care.
He doesn't want to be with me but sends me love poems he wrote himself. Why?
He's trying to drive you away with shitty poetry.
How do you get a guy back once you've cheated on them? He says he still loves me but doesn't want to be in a relationship right now but i really want to be with him again.
It's good to want things.
Do men like long hair or short hair on a woman?
Yes.
What does it mean if you're just minding your own business then your guy friend's friend says I like your shirt, smiles and walks away?
It means you've been shopping at Target, because only Cherokee brand apparel has that effect on people.
Will a guy go out with "just because"?
Maybe, although they usually go out with "See ya later" or "Gotta go" or "Bye."
Am single and my bf is married. We are head over heels with each other. His wife recently booked a vacation for both of them but he asked me to come along. He said all he wants is to spend time with me rather than the wife. Should I go?
Absolutely. Free vacation! I'm sure his wife won't mind a bit. Maybe you could all stay in the same room.
If a guy is a serious texter what does it say about him?
That he has the unlimited texting plan?
Had a date with a guy a month ago. There was a connection but then I blew him off because I held back. He said he understood that I didn't wanna rush, and said he wants a relationship, too. Just recently he asked me to go to Niagra Falls for the night, is he being sincere?
Of course. Who would lie about wanting to go to Niagara Falls? I hear it's awesome there. Do they still let you go over the falls in a barrel? I bet that would be a hoot. If you try it, please let me know what it's like. Thanks.
I'm actually really modest, but deep down I know I'm hot. The problem is.. I'm 5'11. How can I be less intimidating/more approachable when I'm out?
Don't talk about how hot and modest you are. In fact, don't talk at all. Just smile and nod.
why do man flirt when him already married
Because man not stop like-um women when him take-um squaw, kemosabe.
My boyfriend of two years does not want to kiss me because of his morals and says he can't kiss until he is married...should I be worried?
No, you should not be worried. You should be gone.
What do guys think of red lipstick?
We don't.
i'm 17. he's 25. would disaster ensue if i pursued him?
Only if you consider him going to jail a disaster.
I'm not allowed to date and the guy i like asked me out...how do i say no to him?
Say, "Yes, I'd love to go out, because I'm totally allowed to date." Then say, "Oops, just kidding, it's Opposite Day" and giggle hysterically.
I recently found out that my BF got a porn star's phone number and was tempted to sleep with her but didn't, only because he called her and she never called him back. Bail or stay?
By all means, stay. I mean, if it were just any girl he was trying to bed, that would be one thing, but a porn star? C'mon, a guy's gotta take a shot at that.
What turns guys on the most? What do they like to talk about?
Naked women. Sex with them.
My husband is addicted to online gaming. He is unemployed and has not made an effort to find another job even though I send him job postings all the time. How can I get him to man up and work?
Sell the computer. 1) You get rent money; 2) Without his dumb games he'll have plenty of time to go find a job.
I'm dating this guy and have a crush on his brother. What am I supposed to do?
See if they're up for a threesome? I dunno.
How do you tell a guy that you have an STD?
Before you have sex, ideally, but not right before, because news like that tends to kill the mood.
Can a girl turn a no into a yes?
Maybe.
HELP. I'm pregnant! What now?
Well, first you're gonna throw up a lot, then your belly and boobs are gonna grow and your feet are gonna swell, then one day about 40 weeks from now this big screaming watermelon will force its way out of your vagina. Then the fun really starts.
How do I ask a guy if he's up for a once a month hook up with out sounding desperate?
He'll be too ecstatic to care.
He doesn't want to be with me but sends me love poems he wrote himself. Why?
He's trying to drive you away with shitty poetry.
How do you get a guy back once you've cheated on them? He says he still loves me but doesn't want to be in a relationship right now but i really want to be with him again.
It's good to want things.
Do men like long hair or short hair on a woman?
Yes.
What does it mean if you're just minding your own business then your guy friend's friend says I like your shirt, smiles and walks away?
It means you've been shopping at Target, because only Cherokee brand apparel has that effect on people.
Will a guy go out with "just because"?
Maybe, although they usually go out with "See ya later" or "Gotta go" or "Bye."
Am single and my bf is married. We are head over heels with each other. His wife recently booked a vacation for both of them but he asked me to come along. He said all he wants is to spend time with me rather than the wife. Should I go?
Absolutely. Free vacation! I'm sure his wife won't mind a bit. Maybe you could all stay in the same room.
If a guy is a serious texter what does it say about him?
That he has the unlimited texting plan?
Had a date with a guy a month ago. There was a connection but then I blew him off because I held back. He said he understood that I didn't wanna rush, and said he wants a relationship, too. Just recently he asked me to go to Niagra Falls for the night, is he being sincere?
Of course. Who would lie about wanting to go to Niagara Falls? I hear it's awesome there. Do they still let you go over the falls in a barrel? I bet that would be a hoot. If you try it, please let me know what it's like. Thanks.
'He doesn't want to be with me but sends me love poems he wrote himself. Why?
He's trying to drive you away with shitty poetry.'
I've been driven away by shitty poetry. On a bus once.
I almost jumped off the bus.
;)
Really? Because a bus seems like a place where you'd only hear very good poetry.
I think Cherokee brand apparel is sold at Wal-mart these days...not Target. Check your facts, McNeal.
; )
Nope, Cary is right. Cherokee is still sold at Target. Wal Mart sells Faded Glory.
D'oh! Stupid facts! I can't be bothered with those.
"why do man flirt when him already married
Because man not stop like-um women when him take-um squaw, kemosabe."
This is absolutely hilarious! Hahaha.
Sage advice, as usual. Do folks actually get to choose which guy the question goes to? Also, I could use explanations for a few of those. ie. How do you go out with "just because" and how does one get men to flirt with married women?
REALLY??!?! just because its a porn star you shouldnt blame a guy for trying?!?! how would you feel if someone you deeply cared about had sex with a porn star?
lmao!!! I laughed so hard, I snorted! lol!
Loved the "Maybe." answer. =) ha! Loved all the answers, actually. These
quickie answers continue to be some of your best.
I've driven away a few folks with my poetry, but not intentionally. :\
How do I ask a guy if he's up for a once a month hook up with out sounding desperate?
He'll be too ecstatic to care.
Is this really ok? I know someone who I'm extremely sexually attracted to but he's an absolute whore. I'm ok with just sleeping with him, I'm just not sure if he'll be ok with me putting it that way. Pretending to date him will only make me hate him while just having sex once in a while eliminates all the phony stuff.