Accept no substitutes.
What's a guy really looking for in a girl? They all say the right thing in the beginning, "funny, smart, self confident" But what does a guy really want?
Funny, smart, self-confident.
How can I get my bf to grow some balls?
Kick them. Once the swelling subsides, they'll be bigger and stronger.
How do I get a guy's number?
Just watch him for a while. You'll have his number in no time.
How do you cheer a guy up after his sports team loses? Is there anything you can do, or is it best for you to leave him alone?
Write the words "A life" on a card and say, "Hey, I got you something," then give it to him.
I asked a guy out and he said yes! We had a great time...he told me I was hot but couldn't date someone who was his boss, because he did this before and it didn't work out for him. What now?
Pay the tab and go home.
What do you think about "teen dating an adult"?
That depends on the age of the "teen" and the age of the "adult" who are "dating."
How do you know if a guy is nice just to be friendly or because he likes you?
You don't. Since when are the two mutually exclusive?
If a girl is meeting a guy for the fist time and they don't live in the same town, should the guy be the one to come and see the girl or should they meet somewhere halfway?
It depends on who's doing the fisting. The unwritten rules of fist time say that the fister shouldn't have to drive as far as the fistee, since he's doing all the work. On the other hand, the fistee might be sore on that long drive home. It's really your call.
Is my boyfriend telling the truth when he says that he "has never gotten bored nor do I ever think I will with you"?
I just shook my Magic 8-Ball and the message said, "Signs point to 'How the f**k should I know?'"
What are the signs he is going to propose?
He is on one knee and holding out a ring.
Hi I have a question about an older man, about 17yrs older to be exact, and I cant figure him out. Hes hot and cold. What is his deal?
Yes.
He asked me to marry him but he's the type that you have to read between the lines. It caught me off guard and didn't know how to respond.
There aren't any lines to read between. He asked you to marry him; do you think he really meant "Do you know what time it is?"?
If he doesn't ask me out, does that mean he's not interested?
Yes, Miss Marple. Nice work!
What should I do when my guy cries?
Mimic him, but exaggeratedly so, like a mime. He will love it and cheer right up.
Do guys have problems with the peach fuzz that girls have on their buttocks? Is it ok, or should it be shaved? Same with nipple hairs?
Nipple hairs can be plucked but good luck shaving your own ass. It's harder than it looks.
What can a girl do to make her bf really happy and comfortable?
Turn on the football game and bring him a beer and a sandwich.
My boyfriend told me recently that breasts are nice but the vagina is more complex. Do you agree?
Why, did you tell him he could only have one or the other?
What's a guy really looking for in a girl? They all say the right thing in the beginning, "funny, smart, self confident" But what does a guy really want?
Funny, smart, self-confident.
How can I get my bf to grow some balls?
Kick them. Once the swelling subsides, they'll be bigger and stronger.
How do I get a guy's number?
Just watch him for a while. You'll have his number in no time.
How do you cheer a guy up after his sports team loses? Is there anything you can do, or is it best for you to leave him alone?
Write the words "A life" on a card and say, "Hey, I got you something," then give it to him.
I asked a guy out and he said yes! We had a great time...he told me I was hot but couldn't date someone who was his boss, because he did this before and it didn't work out for him. What now?
Pay the tab and go home.
What do you think about "teen dating an adult"?
That depends on the age of the "teen" and the age of the "adult" who are "dating."
How do you know if a guy is nice just to be friendly or because he likes you?
You don't. Since when are the two mutually exclusive?
If a girl is meeting a guy for the fist time and they don't live in the same town, should the guy be the one to come and see the girl or should they meet somewhere halfway?
It depends on who's doing the fisting. The unwritten rules of fist time say that the fister shouldn't have to drive as far as the fistee, since he's doing all the work. On the other hand, the fistee might be sore on that long drive home. It's really your call.
Is my boyfriend telling the truth when he says that he "has never gotten bored nor do I ever think I will with you"?
I just shook my Magic 8-Ball and the message said, "Signs point to 'How the f**k should I know?'"
What are the signs he is going to propose?
He is on one knee and holding out a ring.
Hi I have a question about an older man, about 17yrs older to be exact, and I cant figure him out. Hes hot and cold. What is his deal?
Yes.
He asked me to marry him but he's the type that you have to read between the lines. It caught me off guard and didn't know how to respond.
There aren't any lines to read between. He asked you to marry him; do you think he really meant "Do you know what time it is?"?
If he doesn't ask me out, does that mean he's not interested?
Yes, Miss Marple. Nice work!
What should I do when my guy cries?
Mimic him, but exaggeratedly so, like a mime. He will love it and cheer right up.
Do guys have problems with the peach fuzz that girls have on their buttocks? Is it ok, or should it be shaved? Same with nipple hairs?
Nipple hairs can be plucked but good luck shaving your own ass. It's harder than it looks.
What can a girl do to make her bf really happy and comfortable?
Turn on the football game and bring him a beer and a sandwich.
My boyfriend told me recently that breasts are nice but the vagina is more complex. Do you agree?
Why, did you tell him he could only have one or the other?
I love the Agatha Christie book reference!
I love witty answers
"Accept no substitutes." HA! No need to worry there. There are none who can compare to you. :-D
"Write the words 'A life' on a card and say, 'Hey, I got you something,' then give it to him." ---loved that answer! Great bunch of answers, but this one was my favorite this time around.
In reference to the teen dating older guy question: What can be the maximum age difference between a guy and girl, also why? has anybody ever had an experience dating someone older? ( by more than 5 years)
I dated a man 15 years older than me. I think there is no maximum, depends on the people, but the main reason it's a problem ( and I wish someone had told me when I asked about it with this guy) is that the older guy generally tries to manipulate or gain control over the younger, inexperienced girl. Typically only insecure men or emotionally stunted men do this who cannot get along with women their own age It makes them feel powerful and in control, and htey love having many younger women they can jerk around.
Not all older men are like this, but many (most) are, so watch out. They pull tricks to erode your self esteem and cause drama, make you jealous, treat you badly, etc. You won't notice it right away as there will be a smokescreen of compliments and attention to make you feel great at first;
Ah, yes. "Accept no substitutes." This is the difference between a lovely piece of Brie de Melun (Wise Ass) and a can of Easy Cheez (Mystery Man). If you can't tell the difference, I don't want to know you.
The question about "the fist time" made me blow coffee out of my nose!
Funny. Very, very funny.
Fist time! OMG! I fell out of my chair laughing! Nice work, Cary!!!