I wish I could answer all of your questions, but it's impossible. This is my compromise. Hopefully you'll find it helpful. There's a first for everything.

Questions taken as is, typos and all. If you missed the first round of these, go here.

My boyfriend lets his inner eight year old out too much. How do I get him to act more mature?
Honey, you're asking the wrong guy.

Why do my boy friend want me to move in but don't want to marry?
Hmm. No idea. I'm sure it's not for sex.

What does it mean when your guy friend tells you that he forgot you were a girl and that he sees you as something in between?
It means he needs his eyes checked.

Why are guys so obsessed about pooping?
Have you ever tried not pooping?

I've been dating my daughters father for about 12 years. Do you think we will ever get married.
What's your hurry?

I want to convince my husband to have the wedding we never had for our 15yr anniversary. How do i do that?
Plan it yourself and send him an invitation.

Is there a such thing as too skinny?
Yes. It's called anorexia.

My bf's been treating me like I'm the least important person in his life. What should I do?
Grab his balls with a pair of pliers. You will immediately become the most important person in his life, at least until you let go of his goobers.

How do you ask a guy where you stand?
"Hey, where do I stand? Right here or over there?"

Why does my boyfriend have a hard time listening to me?
Yes.

What do guys expect when you go home with them from a bar? Even if the guy is not random.
They expect you to play Rock Band with them. It's no fun alone.

if my ex says he cant be with me now but says he eventually wants to be with me, whats that mean?
It means he wants to keep you hanging on while he porks as many women as he can. Then, when he's ready to settle down, he might call you. Or not. Be sure to wait on him, though.

Could you date a stripper?
Maybe, but I'm not sure my wife would go for it.

How do u ask a guy how he feels?
I never ask guys how they feel. You shouldn't, either.

Is it a good idea to date a co-worker?
No.

is there real men out there or is all men liars
We is all liars.

What really is the most romantic thing a guy can hear?
"I'm not really looking for a commitment, just lots of sex."

How important are thongs to guys?
Not that important. They aren't very comfortable for us (testicles, etc.).

Do men have a problem with their women making more money than they do?
No. In fact, we prefer it that way.

How do I make my boyfriend spice up the bedroom?
Take him to Pottery Barn and help him with a color scheme.

He says he wants to date again later. When is later?
Never.

Will you ever change and not be a wise guy?
Why should I? It's too much fun.