Two things I love about the first of the month: I take a bath and I get to write QATYQQ. So let's get crack-a-lackin'.
What is it with guys and calling a girl "sis" right away?
Would you prefer sugartits?
Why are guys such preverts?
Prevert? Is that like a pervert in training?
Thoughts on lip piercings or tongue rings?
Ouch.
Tooth pick?
Only if it's not the same one I just saw you using.
From your point of view, what is the difference between love and lust?
Three drinks.
Is it a turn off or awkward for a guy if a girl squirts?
Not as awkward as if she has the squirts.
What does it mean when an ex-boyfriend stares at you in the eyes?
He is devouring your soul telepathically.
My boyfriend had white residue on his penis and we did not have sex.. what does this mean?
It means he and that powdered donut just became friends.
Is my dick too small?
If you have to ask....
Should I be jealous if my girlfriend hangs out with an older man because she says she gets him?
I'll bet she gets him. Every time she goes over there.
Men suck! Just ask me, I'll tell you.
I'd rather not.
What does being in love feel like?
Like being dipped in warm honey. Then dropped into a fire ant mound.
Why are you the wise one?
Why? There is no why. I just am.
How far into a relationship do you introduce your "no-makeup" face?
The morning after you introduce your "O" face.
What r the signs that ur boyfriend wants sex?
He's breathing.
My man has a foot fetish and it's creeping me out...what do I do?
Hide your shoes.
Why does my best guy friend get so frustrated with me when I tell him I'm trying to lose weight?
Because you tell him at Dunkin' Donuts.
I'm sick of giving blow jobs, but I'm not ready to have sex yet with my boyfriend. What else can I do?
Have you tried miniature golf? It's kinda fun.
What is it with guys and calling a girl "sis" right away?
Would you prefer sugartits?
Why are guys such preverts?
Prevert? Is that like a pervert in training?
Thoughts on lip piercings or tongue rings?
Ouch.
Tooth pick?
Only if it's not the same one I just saw you using.
From your point of view, what is the difference between love and lust?
Three drinks.
Is it a turn off or awkward for a guy if a girl squirts?
Not as awkward as if she has the squirts.
What does it mean when an ex-boyfriend stares at you in the eyes?
He is devouring your soul telepathically.
My boyfriend had white residue on his penis and we did not have sex.. what does this mean?
It means he and that powdered donut just became friends.
Is my dick too small?
If you have to ask....
Should I be jealous if my girlfriend hangs out with an older man because she says she gets him?
I'll bet she gets him. Every time she goes over there.
Men suck! Just ask me, I'll tell you.
I'd rather not.
What does being in love feel like?
Like being dipped in warm honey. Then dropped into a fire ant mound.
Why are you the wise one?
Why? There is no why. I just am.
How far into a relationship do you introduce your "no-makeup" face?
The morning after you introduce your "O" face.
What r the signs that ur boyfriend wants sex?
He's breathing.
My man has a foot fetish and it's creeping me out...what do I do?
Hide your shoes.
Why does my best guy friend get so frustrated with me when I tell him I'm trying to lose weight?
Because you tell him at Dunkin' Donuts.
I'm sick of giving blow jobs, but I'm not ready to have sex yet with my boyfriend. What else can I do?
Have you tried miniature golf? It's kinda fun.
miniature golf hahahaha
Lol. Prevert.
I actually don't understand the dunkin donuts one....
HA! You got the month off to a great start with this one.
What guys call a girl, "sis"? That's a new one for me. The miniature golf mention made me laugh too.
" There is no why. I just am." HA HA HA! Yes, indeed!
Karissa, its because if you are sitting your fat ass in a dunkin donuts stuffing your face full of junk, then you obviously cant care too much about losing weight, and its your own fault you are fat...make sense?
btw, i want some dunkin donuts, and I need to lose weight. : )
Oh haha. Because that was actually my question and that's not me at all. I actually am I'm pretty good shape. I just want to lose that last five or ten pounds before swimsuit season, but whenever I mention it he gets really weird and frustrated with me over it.
he must really like how you look as you are and doesnt want you to lose any weight. consider yourself lucky if thats the case, lol.
Same here, Nataliesmommy. But only Krispy Kreme. Dunkin' Donuts do nothing for me.
as long as they are fresh and still warm and served with some perfect coffee, I will be perfectly happy!
damnit, now I really really want some!
"What does being in love feel like?
Like being dipped in warm honey. Then dropped into a fire ant mound."
Wonderful.
Right? That one was like poetry.
So it's warm, but at the same time, bites the big one?
*snicker*
Thank you. Yes, it feels wonderful but hurts like hell sometimes.
You've outdone yourself with these, C!
If I had to choose a fave, I'll take "the squirts" for a 1000, Alex.
Though I think being in love feels gooooood. :)
Really i love QATYQQ by THE Wise One...no question about it. Ahh...I wish you would write this more often...thanks.
YES! Could you PUH-LEASE start doing this like, once a week?
Your readers would greatly appreciate it,Oh Wise-Ass and Wonderful One. tee hee... :)
"Why? There is no why. I just am." ..That one made me lol. Out loud.
Hey Cary, what happened to volume 5? I know I didn't miss one... did I?
so are you in love before the three drinks and the lust comes after or vice versa?
You wise ass. This is only volume 4.
Oops.
"Sugartits" sounds like a breakfast cereal for preverts who got up close and personal with that powdered sugar donut. Breakfast clubbers unite!
Haha
Maybe I should start a brand of cereal that could be sold at porn shops called Sugartits ;)
WHAT A SUCCESS!!!!
Don't forget the mini pink marshmallow in the middle of the corn puff. That way it looks like a mini-boob.
Can you imagine? Men wouldn't even want Cocoa Puffs anymore. They'd be staring at their cereal bowl looking at all the edible boobage.
I'd eat it.