Probably not the answers you were looking for, but I'm okay with that.

My guy paces around my apartment every time he talks...what does that mean?
He feels trapped, like a hamster in a cage. Get him an exercise wheel.

He loves me now because I'm young and beautiful... will he love me when I'm old and wrinkly?
Of course he will -- it's your modesty that won his heart.

Why is it that men are the ones who have to sleep on the couch after an argument?
I ask my wife the same question all the time.

what does it men when he say, i dont know why i act this or I dont know whats wrong with me
It men he crazy.

How do I get rid of my ex who refuses to move out?
Kill him.

I had sex with a guy who said I have an "awesome pussy." What the hell does that mean?
Yours was his first.

What should I think when my boyfriend asks me if i can give him a blow job or if I can send him naked pictures?
That he wants a blow job or naked pictures.

So my boyfriend is the one guy all the girls want. And my jealousy always gets in the way. What should I do to block out the jealous vibes I keep getting?
Dump him and find some fugly doofus nobody else wants.

Do married men fall in love with other women?
No, never.

What does a guy in mid 30's want from a woman in her 20's besides the obvious?
Someone who will believe his bullshit.

What if a guy touches a girl anywere while she has her period can she get pregnant?
Oh yes, absolutely. He shouldn't even look at you while you're menstruating. Tell him not to masturbate, either, or he'll go blind and get hairy palms.

I've never given a guy a blow job and my boyfriend keeps bugging me to do it but I dont know how and honestly who wants a mouth full of his jizz?? HELP!
No way, I'm not touching the guy.

So my crush and I were grinding at this party, from body language wise, what does it mean he was holding my left hand (and interlocked fingers) while dancing the WHOLE time?
Holding the left hand means he's interested, but only in sex. Had he held your right hand, it would have meant that he's interested in sex and a relationship. Interlocked fingers mean that he's probably controlling, but is also dependent on you to help him make up his mind. That your fingers were interlocked for the duration of the song means that he's most likely a Taurus, stubborn but sensitive, or possibly a manipulative Pisces. Watch him carefully whenever you dance again, especially his feet, which can be even more telling than hands. 

Why do the guys I sleep with keep wanting to put their business up my butt?
Their business? Like memos and pens and stuff? Probably just looking for a place where they won't lose track of it.

How do you get over a guy?
Step or jump.

I am becoming friends with the 'other woman' from a previous relationship i had. Should i be weary of her? I mean a woman who hooks up with someone who has a gf. We bond over bashing our ex.
No, not at all, she sounds like great friend material.