Wow, reading these makes me a little afraid! They walk among us. hahaha! It's a wonder that you can find any reasonable questions to answer at all!

some of these where hilarious. I couldn't help type out what i would have said to a few lol

"I slept with three guys in one night. Not all at the same time so does that make me a whore?"
did you get paid for the sex? no? then congrats! your not a whore!

"My bf's penis is tiny. Will it grow? Or can I have vagina shrunk so I can feel him. "
nope. sorry teeny weeny will stay teeny if he's over 19 and your Vag is the size it is.

"What are some good ways to get back at a guy who dumped me? I want to burn his house down but i think its ilelgal? Maybe get some gangbangers to beat him up. "
well... I wonder why on earth he left you? you seem so charming!

"All you bitches who hate me because i have a rockin bod can kiss my perfect ass cuz your guy is lookin at it not yours"
kay... maybe it's not your bod they hate..the additude could use some sweetening, just sayin'

My nose is about to bleed from boredom and so I took the liberty of answering the questions. Always nice to have some mind-exercise. HAPPY MERCURY RETROGRADE EVERYONE! ;p

When my boyfriend says we don't get a long because of my attitude, does he mean something else? -> Yes. I just don't know what. Ask him what it truly means.

I slept with three guys in one night. Not all at the same time so does that make me a whore? -> Yes. I think it means you are.

From a girl's point of view, how to really recognize the guy who is dying to be with me is into it totally because of the good looks I possess or truly because he has feelings for me? -> Still rereading...

How do I smooth talk a girl but not show I like her? -> How about just try to be your true self?

My question/situation is actually really long because I would first have to tell you my story about me and this guy. Is there a way I can contact you easierly because it is really long. Thanks! -> Sit down and just focus on what your problem really is, then go back and try again.

What size boobs do guys like? Do guys like grabbing asses and breasts? -> I don't think size even matters. And if they like grabbing assess and breasts, I call them a-holes... Unless of course the guy's your guy and your in your private space.

I chatted with a guy online, broke it off well my fault actually. Anyway wrote in to him a nice email. He did get back on chat with a cryptic k n nothing....what do I make out of it. -> Nothing.

He says he wants to date again later. When is later? -> When he actually contacts you again to let you know he really wants to see you again.

My bf's penis is tiny. Will it grow? Or can I have vagina shrunk so I can feel him. -> How old is your bf, and how old are you?

Can a manwhore be a decent guy? -> Whores. I just avoid them.

What are some good ways to get back at a guy who dumped me? I want to burn his house down but i think its ilelgal? Maybe get some gangbangers to beat him up. -> You live well enough to let him know you are far better than the stupid ideas you submitted in this question.

Is this right that all the men cheating on their wife at least once? -> I'd like to believe it's not true and it's definitely not right.

Have you heard of this before? We are the absolutely the BEST couple relationship wise, we don't argue about stupid things, we get along perfectly, understand each other but the thought of holding hands or kissing is gross. -> Haven't heard of this before. Odd. I don't think I'd want this kind of relationship for myself either.

When should you start farting in front of your boyfriend? -> How comfortable are you both with each other?

5 yrs of friends lead on 2 me fallin in love Him playin games Him admitin to love Now all were doin is messin around I feel like hes just messin with me a part of me believes that he loves me The mess around turns me off when he says he loves me I respond but I dont mean it If I am not in love Why cant I let him go?? -> Because all this messy writing is messin' your head.

Why is my cooch all dark around the edges? Is that normal? Not dirt or hair. -> Ehh, maybe ask your gynecologist or dermatologist?

How do you start a conversation about life post-drunken sex with a coworker with the coworker? -> When you're not drunk anymore and could talk straight?

All you bitches who hate me because i have a rockin bod can kiss my perfect ass cuz your guy is lookin at it not yours. -> No thanks. They may be looking but why ain't thay having any of that? And where's your man anyway? Maybe he's lookin' at somebody else's ass?

How can i tell if my man is gay? -> Tricky. Some guys hide it well. I don't have radars for them gay guys especially since the gay population here in CA (San Francisco) are buff and tough-looking, until you see them holding hands with another man.

You did very well, Faye!! lol

I slept with three guys in one night. Not all at the same time so does that make me a whore?
No, it makes you a slut.

Have you heard of this before? We are the absolutely the BEST couple relationship wise, we don't argue about stupid things, we get along perfectly, understand each other but the thought of holding hands or kissing is gross.

So...you guys are *friends*?

My bf's penis is tiny. Will it grow? Or can I have vagina shrunk so I can feel him.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

These kinds of comments don't make me miss being 13 at all.

Hilarious!!!!!! Thanks for the laugh, Cary.