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Unanswered Questions Of The Month

And likely to remain that way. Sorry. Some questions are best left unanswered.

Why am i so mad?

Do redheads actually have red or redish pubic hair (firecrotches)?

What do I want?!  I don't even know what I want in a dating

Why do men like fat asses

My husband cheated on me with some woman he met in2005. Twice at a motel and a blow job in her husbands car. He worked for her in 2007 and it happened again on the job in his truck at her house. Should I trust him?

What does it mean when a guy tells a girl that he worked at a summer camp with kids?

Hi guy do you like single blondes

What does it mean when a guy says i don't think it is gonna work out?

Is it true that a solar explosion will affect technology for several months this year or next?

When a man say you like to play house

Why do guys look at girls boobs?

If he doesn't ask me out, does that mean he's not interested?

Why arent my questions being ANSWERED?

What nicknames should i use for my boyfriend?

He has been boinking me for 9 months, gave me herpes, now tells me he doesn't want a relationship, how do I kill him and get away with it?

Ummm this is awkward. I usually do an enema before I'll be lookin for some back door action later in the evening. My poor boyfriend is starting to think I have an eating disorder, because he thinks he's hearing me puke in the bathroom (we live in a studio apartment, not a lot of disguising noises :/ ) Please Help!

 
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16 Comments

Daisy

What does it mean? What does it all mean? HA HA HA! Sounds like the double rainbow guy is sending you questions. ;-)

Frenchie

How do I kill him and get away with it ;)
AHAHAHAHA!!!

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If I could, I'd hit myself on the table for each question. 'Nuff said.

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Aww I think u should have answered the herpes question and what about the poor girl and the enema, now she needs help - _- oh I think that question about not being asked out is mine. And with that I think u answered my question. Eeeemmbaarrasssing

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Can I trust him?

Is she serious? How blind are people?

Mystery Man

OK, you win this month 15 to 12. Not going to count "Why aren't my questions being answered" - we all get those.

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had to deal with the enema-dilemma all by myself :( he staged an intervention, with a want-to-be psychologist, to tell me how much he loved me and I was beautiful just the way I was and how I didn't need to hurt myself to be thin. I sat for an hour of "reprogramming" before I had the nerve to tell him I was just trying to be clean as he screwed me in the butt, but that it didn't matter now since he won't be doing that ever again :P no anal for any of us now

Cary McNeal

Aw. Thanks for sharing. (wipes tear)

Tariana

Hilarious! :)

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For the luvva... Men should know exactly what you're putting yourself through so he can have his back-door shenanigans. Why on earth wouldn't you tell him about the enemas? Hell, they should learn that in health class! He has no business poking around in a hole without taking the time to understand what it's gone through to make him welcome. I say, mention the enema the first time anal comes up in conversation. In fact, make him watch! Fuck it- make him get one too. Trust me- nothing will bring you closer.

Nautilus

This is a bit fun to read too...but nothing beats QATYQQ...

Cary McNeal

Thanks. That one's next. You might even see some of these questions answered there. Yeah, I lied.

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Man, do I feel a lot less self-conscious about whatever dumb questions I ask guys....

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I love these. They make me feel smart. lol."When a man say you like to play house"....bahahaha. I think this one is hilarious because of the grammar. It reminds me of a Family Guy episode. lmao. "Mr. Griffin no is home." lmao. If a man is asking you if you like to play house either he has a crack in the closet door (hint hint) or he is using some bad sexual inuendos. NO! Guys don't like to look at girls boobs. They hate them! They fear them! Boobs are bad! Really bad. Seriously just ask some guy. He'll probably assume the fetal position and start hyperventalating from fear. lmao. I can't believe someone actually asked that.

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I have herpes and I am an engineer who works for the largest herpes dating and support site STDslove. com. I have to tell you a secret, you can choose not to believe me. But the truth is that this site has more than 650,000 members and about 80% members are good looking in my estimation.

Unfortunately, STD rates soar worldwide and most people with STDs don't even know that they have them. The government should grant more money for STD education to lower the rates of STD transmission.

Tariana

Is this spam or what?

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