Lisa Ling just launched a site where ladies can share their secret confessions and a secret daily wish. Guys - what's your secret wish? (Wish you were a better boyfriend? Wish you could get rid of someone bad in your life? Wish you could throw back more hot wings?) Spill it!
Funny Guy says:
The secret wish for myself is simple: I wish debilitating obesity on my enemies.
Reformed Player says:
I wish apologies actually healed wounds.
Wise-Ass says:
I wish I could sleep for a solid week.
Chic Geek says:
My secret wish is a lot like "Steve Martin's Holiday Wish" from Saturday Night Live:
"If I had one wish that I could wish this holiday season, it would be that all the children to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace. If I had two wishes I could make this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace. And the second would be for 30 million dollars a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account."
Mystery Man says:
I don't believe in wishing.
Doing, yes. Desiring, yes. Trying but ultimately failing, yes.
Sitting on my backside wishing futilely, no way.
I only wish I had the time to do that.
Girls' BFF says:
Mine is also simple and multi-layered. I wish I was a little bit taller; I wish I was a baller. I wish I had a girl that looked good...because I would call her. I wish I had a rabbit in a hat in the back of a '64 Impala. Yep. That's my wish.
Gal Pal says:
I wish I could take back all things I said and did this year that caused a moment's pain to someone I loved. OK ladies -- what's your secret wish?
I wish I hadn't gotten married
I wish I were pretty, loveable, out of debt, and employed.
I wish I wasn't fearful of men.
Girls' BFF's answer cracked me up. In case you don't know what he's referring to: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBKbk3h-UWE
Okay no. It's not by the Secret Handshake, it's by that one hit wonder called skee-lo...
I wish I was confident.
i wish the stupid guy i went to italy for, wouldnt have left me there for another girl.
I wish I could see my boyfriend at Christmas.
Although, more than that, I wish I lived on the same continent as him!
If someone had asked me this last year I would have wished that my pending separation and divorce could somehow be averted and my marriage saved. I honestly don't know how I managed to survive the pain and heartache of last holiday season. But this year, I have to say, I have no wishes, only gratitude for the great friends, family, and co-workers who helped me get my act together and move on. And gratitude to my boyfriend who reminds me everyday what a relationship should feel like.
I wish for the courage to say the things to the people I love that would let them know how much I care for them.
I wish for the confidence and compassion to speak words of encouragement to strangers in despair.
I wish to erase hunger, pain, or loneliness from any person I can.
I wish to bring happiness to any place I go.
I wish for the nerve to tell the guy I like that I have a crush on him.
I wish the AMAZING writers at Guyspeak could know I'm so grateful they share their experience, wisdom, humor, and brilliance with us -- and also for the encouragement to be a kick-ass woman and go out there and get mine. ;-) (THANK YOU!!!)
I wish for multiple orgasms, world peace and expensive, tasty chocolates -- IN THAT ORDER. ;-)
I wish to be in an ecchi, for my bf to excuse my attitude issues and do as I advise, and to get phenomenal grades this coming year.
I wish for love. Not momentary love but true LOVE. Someone I can laugh with and go play arcade games or watch tv with. ehh It will come!
Dear Wise-Ass,
That's called a coma.
Love,
Lady Wise-Ass
I wish I was the true friend to my guyfriend AND we would be able to evolve the relationship on terra firma.
I wish he would get off safetly off drugs and alcohol.
I wish his emotional needs were met.
I wish we were offline.
I wish stupid things on him.
I wish I could help him rebuild his life ground upwards.
I wish my life had family and friends AND HIM in most healthy happy way possible.
I wish stupid things for my guyfriend.
I wish sexaulity and sex wasn't expressed as threesomes and gangbangs I see too many unhappy men on Cuckhold Place the premier site for cuck lifestyle. I wish this was the happy thing it should be.
Above all I wish I wasn't weak as a friend which has made him angry and made him not want to see me let alone all sorts of good stuff.
I wish he would feel safe enough to be open with me AND have his address!
I wish there were more nice men like the Guyspeak guys, Us Girls need you guys and need men with cocks and sex likes and all man stuff cos a life just of girls would be absolute hell.
It is lovely to see the development of the guyspeakers agony uncles on this site. I would wish it on every man on this planet especially those who think they are feeling unworthy of so much good like my friend.
I wish guys would open up and cry, open up not hide, be themselves but not be arseholes, I wish men would achieve all they are capable of and not have women exceed them. I wish them confidence, love and sex (me BTW I ache) I wish them delivereance from self-hatred, proper nutriton, TAKING BACK stuff that should not have gone from first place. I wish love and whatever for those addicted to alcohol and drugs, do these not need love. Arseholes come in all shapes and sizes and these are no exception but surely you get the good ones as well. There are some mentally ill people you can deal with / be friends with and others you can't no matter how needy.(((guys everywhere esp guyfriend)))