Actually, it's Volume 6, but I screwed up the numbers last time and can't call this one 6 for technical reasons that you couldn't care less about, so let's just get on with it, shall we?
What does it mean when a guy always says hi to me whenever I pass by him?
It means hi.
How do I let a guy know that I like him without being too clingy or obvious?
Write "I like you" in Sanskrit on a dryer sheet.
What does it mean to be a "ten on the hotness scale"?
It means that your 14-year-old boyfriend thinks he can flatter his way into your pants.
Is it immature to care if my guy watches R-rated movies because of nudity?
Yes.
How can i drive my boyfriend crazy in bed?
Eat crackers on the sheets. Right before sex, if possible.
What do you mean to when a guy ask if you do you want to marry me?
It means English isn't your first language or you got hit on the head with a coconut.
Should I date a cop?
Do you like donuts?
What do you want on the forst date?
A goodnoght koss.
Why are men able to masturbate to pictures of women who are still clothed (e.g. a model who is wearing a t-shirt and jeans)?
Because they are 16 and/or in the dressing room at Abercrombie with nothing better to use.
Why does a guy tell you he likes you and then goes f**king around with other girls!?
Because he likes you and wants to f**k around with other girls.
Why do men grow beards?
We can't help it; it happens while we sleep.
How much skin is too much skin?
Depends on how old you are, where you're going, who's looking and who you're asking.
I'm afraid to take my shirt off during sex because I HATE my stomach. What is my boyfriend thinking?
That you hate your boobs.
How would you know if the guy only wants you for kissing and sex?
All you ever do is kiss and have sex.
What it mean if a guy never answers your text messages?
He's not interested, he's not getting them, or he lost all his fingers.
What defines a woman to be a freak in the sheets?
She has a beard or a Siamese twin.
What does a kiss on the forehead mean?
Goodnight.
What does it mean when a guy always says hi to me whenever I pass by him?
It means hi.
How do I let a guy know that I like him without being too clingy or obvious?
Write "I like you" in Sanskrit on a dryer sheet.
What does it mean to be a "ten on the hotness scale"?
It means that your 14-year-old boyfriend thinks he can flatter his way into your pants.
Is it immature to care if my guy watches R-rated movies because of nudity?
Yes.
How can i drive my boyfriend crazy in bed?
Eat crackers on the sheets. Right before sex, if possible.
What do you mean to when a guy ask if you do you want to marry me?
It means English isn't your first language or you got hit on the head with a coconut.
Should I date a cop?
Do you like donuts?
What do you want on the forst date?
A goodnoght koss.
Why are men able to masturbate to pictures of women who are still clothed (e.g. a model who is wearing a t-shirt and jeans)?
Because they are 16 and/or in the dressing room at Abercrombie with nothing better to use.
Why does a guy tell you he likes you and then goes f**king around with other girls!?
Because he likes you and wants to f**k around with other girls.
Why do men grow beards?
We can't help it; it happens while we sleep.
How much skin is too much skin?
Depends on how old you are, where you're going, who's looking and who you're asking.
I'm afraid to take my shirt off during sex because I HATE my stomach. What is my boyfriend thinking?
That you hate your boobs.
How would you know if the guy only wants you for kissing and sex?
All you ever do is kiss and have sex.
What it mean if a guy never answers your text messages?
He's not interested, he's not getting them, or he lost all his fingers.
What defines a woman to be a freak in the sheets?
She has a beard or a Siamese twin.
What does a kiss on the forehead mean?
Goodnight.
you are such a wise ass, wise ass! I laughed really hard as always! Good job!
some chicks are total twits!
"A goodnoght koss." ha ha ha ha! :-D
It's better than a goodnoght fock.
"Are you gonna milk me, Focker?"
This was a particularly goofy batch of questions! I love the implied "duh" at the end of each answer. Heh.
It seems that men are driving girls crazy everywhere and making them ask stupid questions hahaha.
I learned LONG ago not to look into guy behaviors too much, girls LOVE using subtle signals and think that guys must do the same...
NEWSFLASH: they don't.
So when he says hi, HE ACTUALLY MEANS HI :P