An upgraded ereader like the Nook (easily hackable into a full Android tablet), a decent suit, and some form of Nerf weaponry, because let's face it, life just isn't complete without a Nerf gun.

An original tank badge for my A10 (the replicas look tacky), new jeans and a decent stereo system. 

"Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword," the Roger Ebert biography, "Elder Scrolls: Skyrim," "The Walking Dead" season 1 on Blu-ray and a ride in Mystery Man's tank. 

Being the humanitarian that I am I'd love for Santa to bring an end to world hunger, war, and the inexplicable reign of the Kardashians. But since that's probably too much to ask, I'd like an iPad 2, a nice brown quarter-length coat, and perhaps some pie. I like pie. Mmmmm. Pie.

A winter coat that evokes neither Wu-Tang Clan album cover nor ski trip. 10 Medium Hanes V-neck T shirts. And lastly, same as Beyoncé's tour rider: Juicy baked chicken: legs, wings and breast only (please season with fresh garlic, season salt, black pepper, and Cayenne pepper, HEAVILY SEASONED!!). Rose scented candles, lighter for candles, CD player, Two (2) fresh floral arrangements, proper utensils and China.

 

Note: all Gifts served at 78 degrees.

I want the sculpture of Lionel Richie's head that was used in his "Hello" video. A replica would be okay but the real thing would be better. I'm not kidding. I want that thing. I don't know why, I just do. Nothing else. 

I just want to point out that the guys all sent me their answers IMMEDIATELY. Shopping lesson learned: dudes know what they want...all you have to do is ask!