This week I asked the guys: What are the two or three most annoying/needy/unattractive things women do and don't realize guys can't stand? Here are their no-holding-back-tough-love-take-it-like-a-woman answers:
Reformed Player says:
The most unattractive thing a woman can do is to lacquer herself in noxious perfume. The neediest thing a woman can do is to text you "Who r u hanging out with?" The most annoying thing a woman can do is the most annoying thing a man can do: talk about herself and never, ever ask a question about you.
Girl's BFF says:
The thing that drives me the most crazy that women do is utter those famous four words: "We need to talk." And do you know why it annoys me? I'll tell you why. It's because you don't mean we need to talk now. You just want us to think about the fact that we need to talk so we can do it later. Except, you won't tell us what it is we need to talk about. You want us to spend our entire day (of course you bring it up in the morning) thinking about some conversation that we need to have because you think it needs to happen. So because women get caught up thinking about something for an extended period of time, they want US to do the same thing.
I don't even have anything else to say. That one annoyance is enough to make me consider moving to Antarctica and adopting some penguins.
Chic Geek says:
The Three Most Annoying Things Women Do...
1. Try to seduce me when I'm trying to investigate the murder of their rock star boyfriend.
2. After successfully seducing me, convince me that my girlfriend is actually an obsessed killer and trick me into shooting her.
3. Seduce me again, but keep an ice pick by your bed, thereby revealing that you were the killer all along.
Wait a minute-- That's the plot to Basic Instinct. Argh! Let me start over. Uh...I got nothing. Women are practically perfect in every way.
Wise-Ass says:
The biggest one for me is hearing women dissing other females. I know women are competitive, but it's just not attractive to listen to you dog someone out, particularly someone you don't even know. Kindness is underrated, and cattiness is a mood-killer.
Same goes for gossip.
Seeing a black woman tap her weave is a turn-off too. I know it itches but leave that shit alone before you ruin it.
Funny Guy says:
1. "Then what did SHE say after he said THAT? And I mean exactly, like a transcript. You know what? Act it out."
2. Assuming I don't care what kind of silverware we have, and therefore getting four sets of the girly kind without asking.
3. The way they're really oviparous, but don't have the guts to let it show.
Gal Pal says:
The thing I hear guys complain most about is our supposed inability to make snap decisions about "inconsequential" things. Like what to wear, where to eat dinner and whether we should paint our nails "Ballet Slippers" pink or "Japanese Rose Garden" pink. If only they understood what hangs in the balance between those two shades! Guys can't comprehend returning something to Target, so they can't possibly phathom the benefits of ringing out decisions for hours and the delicious luxury of changing one's mind.
What do you think are the most annoying things girls do?
What about annoying things guys do? Like my friend's boyfriend, he always texts her asking to come hang out and crash our girls nights. NO. WE'RE HAVING GIRL TIME. GO AWAY. Sheesh.
We obsess and analyze situations trying to think of reasons other than the perfectly obvious.
We allow our friends to do the same, all the while knowing but not voicing the perfectly obvious.
We let hot guys treat us like crap even though there are nice (and, honestly, chubby) guys out there, wanting to treat us like princesses.
So on point!
I tend to over analyze situations. In my defense it is due to the fact that I love to help people out whenever at all possible. Unfortunately, I always get trampled on by those same people. I try to give everyone the benefit of the doubt, but with everything people have put me through in the past when I extend a helping hand it has me reading between the lines for ulterior motives.
The most annoying thing I do, is over-analyze every stupid detail, and make my BF nuts. We've almost broken up a bizillion times because I create drama where there need not be. I'm trying to reform, though...really....I am......
Oh, Nick. xD We love you.
Ditto to you. So true. Married men can be such A-holes....But like I read here....Men and Women can be both. Generalizing one sex is just too hard.
Trash to beautiful inside and out with morals..Wow, this is a very BIG subject. Anywhooo, lets hope the A-holes read this and get some much needed info. on the how to's...in relationships. Think of those movies where two people fall in love and in the end find out how to treat each other. Good-Luck to those who are not IN-THE-KNOW!!!!!!!!>>>>>>>........play have fun and treat each other with respect. If ya can't then you need help A.S.P...
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Oh, Nick, you're so cute! If you weren't taken I'd be all over you. :)
(I really hope you're not being sarcastic here because that would make me cry. Leave the smart-ass schitck to Cary and Michael.)
As a woman among women, the thing that annoys me is the backstabbing. I mean seriously, you're already fabulous; you don't have to trip up your sisters, too. A close second is those needy chicks who come on to anyone with a penis. Your boobs aren't going to shrivel up and fall off if you're not the center of attention with a bunch of dudes.
The most annoying thing a man can do is assume that, because I'm single, that must mean I'm horny, and therefore, he can squeeze a booty call out of me. Um, no. What's really awful is the married guys being the WORST offenders! Like I'm gonna help you betray your wife. Yeah right. I might help her beat the crap out of you, though.
Nope, no sarcasm. I honestly cannot think of one thing women do that annoy me. Oh, sure, there are annoying people out there. But women as a whole are pretty wonderful.
Awwww...*tear*
The most unattractive thing in a guy is him thinking he is the sh!t. I don't care how hot he is, that's a total turn-off every single time.
Give me a shy, adorable geek anyday.
For women, what I find most annoying is ladies who constantly say bad things about their bodies or just fish for compliments in general. That's annoying. For guys what I find MOST annoying is guys who stare. It's so rude (and trashy), how could they not know it's rude??
I know, right?! I feel like telling the creepy staring guys to keep looking, I may unexpectedly turn a flip or morph into a sentient dolphin.
fathom.
Personally I hate it when guys say I need space, but then dissappear and dont talk about the Issue!
C'mon, Nick, you must have SOMETHING! That's just too good to be true.
The most annoying thing we do? Act friggin' perfect. I get it, you're SO IN LURVE with your BF. Your apartment is JUST FABULOUS, your job is JUST SO AWESOME. Carrie has nothing on your closet.
I get it, you lead a fabulous life and by God, everyone's gonna know it. But be real here: you are NOT perfect. You're great, yes. But not perfect. Please, for the love of God, admit SOME imperfection so I don't feel like a frump. Even if it's something small like, "I sometimes eat cold cereal for dinner."
What annoys me about this whole issue is that men tend to shut off what they orignially would do back flips for and forget that the female they are with are still amazing and fun .....that is a turn off for us girls....why not keep the fun alive...????? Men have extraordinary short attentionspans and doesn't that correlate with monkeys....? maybe women want to communicate on a level that neanderthal men are too wimpy to handle...get ahold of your ballls boys and become real men....you will be in a very small percentage of male population.....also if you gave us the effort it takes to stay and have the best real fun and excitement of your lives you would die happy knowing that you weren't so superficial and stupid.....quit giving them excuses to be jerks. MAN UP!
hahaha. Do guys not realize that we may do these things purposefully? Baha. Call it what you want but I kind of find it amusing to see a guy freak out about the whole 'we need to talk' phrase. And girls not only have flaws but I'm pretty sure were doing a whole lot better than the guys over here.
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the most annoying for a guy is complimenting too much as in every hour everyday you are together and that it sounds fake, redundant, insincere. Seems like he never seen any other beautiful woman in his life until me. Very annoying. Also I hate men who can't understand the word stop and no. As in "stop pestering me" and "no, I'm not into you". Stalkers!
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