*You might be a player if... you have more than one body spray named after an active verb or a mythological beast. (Like "Stroke" or "Pegasus.") *You might be a player if... you buy condoms by the spool. *You might...
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Philosopher-king and rapper-extraordinaire Jay-Z surmised after a hard fought battle over pop chart supremacy with 50 Cent that, "Men lie, women lie; numbers don't lie." While he was indeed lying and proving his point- as we all know, 87.9 percent...
There is only one reason why a woman should pole dance: because she is a stripper. A professional exotic dancer. A person who makes their living selling sexual fantasy. These individual's usually work at strip clubs or "Gentleman's Club." They...
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Online dating is all the rage. With all of the on-line dating services, social networking outlets, and Al Gore pumping global warming propaganda into the media every seven seconds, you really can find anything you're looking for online. Long gone...
If you want to be successful at online dating, then don't take it seriously. Nothing that involves lonely people in their underwear typing on computers at midnight should ever be taken seriously. Just remember that online dating is to a relationship what...
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Over at Tres Sugar, a site I am just constantly perusing in the regular course of my daily life as a man who writes in his underwear at home for money, they've got this handy slideshow of bizarre Valentine's Day...
Sex. Sex, you silly, silly women. In the last week, I've gotten at least a dozen questions that read roughly like this:MICHAEL! FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, IT'S ALMOST VALENTINE'S DAY AND I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE GUY I'M WITH!...
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It can be difficult for a man to say those three words that mean so much to a woman, especially on Valentine's Day. In the past, I've done everything from mumbling those three words like my mouth was full...
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We all have them. Some of us have more than others. Some of us are too sexxy for our shirts. Some of us are even so sexxy it hurts. What does that have to do with the price of panty hose...
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The less than scientific term "queef" seems specifically designed to make men snicker and women spontaneously implode from embarrassment. Try to say "queef" without wincing. It's the misshapen spawn of the words "quack" and "beef." This vulgarity refers to the sound air...
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