Is it me, or has the craziness of 2012 already begun? Just this week we've seen soccer riots, Snooki possibly being pregnant (maybe it was the recalled birth control pills), and more. Plus, everything I've been told lately is turning out...
Sex
I had dinner with a girl friend this week who told me that she and her man have sex for 90+ minutes at a time - often twice in one night. Oh, and usually once in the morning if they...
Oh Braxtons, how do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I seriously counted at least ten acts of transgression for which Evelyn - the Braxton sisters' mother - should slap the entire piss out of them for on...
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Asked and answered.What kind of guy would say "bye bye" to you?The kind of guy who's leaving?Boyfriend doesn't invite you to the work partyThat's okay. I didn't invite him to mine, either.Does fingering the lady (virgin) makes her less tight...
In the face of this service, which will test your wife's panties for other men's semen or your guy's boxers for women's secretions, and which even goes so far as to say "We can test your daughter's panties for semen,...
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This morning on my drive into work I heard THE most disturbing thing I may have ever heard..like ever. The radio show I was listening to was trying to determine which man was the worst mama's boy and one particular...
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I don't think I'm attractive or datable - do I have any hope of finding a guy? My terrible ex will be at my dear friends' wedding - do I have to go? My boyfriend used to date his best...
I get the question often enough that I should take some time, before 2011 comes to a close, to address it.No, you should not just pop a finger up your boyfriend's butt. Nor should you just go and lick his...
(A list from the first year of Guyspeak that I like to update and rerun every December.)Yes, I know, you want to lose weight, stop smoking, exercise and be better to yourself in 2012. Don't we all? Good for you;...
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My final blog of the year will be dedicated to something close to your hearts; actually, over your hearts - Boobs. Or, if you prefer the Latin: tits.The questions, concerns, pains and prides surrounding your breasts has no end. Specifically...
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