Now, because science and humanity don't like for women to be full of *CENSORED* some wayward scientists with nothing better to do than measure wangs have determined that men with longer ring fingers than index fingers have bigger wangs. So says a recent study published in the Asian Journal of Andrology. To wit:
Guys with shorter index fingers than ring fingers tend to have bigger penises than guys with the opposite digit scenario, finds a new study in the Asian Journal of Andrology.
How did researchers get this information? Very carefully. While men who came in to a Korean hospital for urological surgery were anesthetized, scientists measured consenting patients' penises.
Other researchers measured the patients' index and ring fingers.
Well la di da.
Who'd a thunk it? Or better yet...why? But that's neither here nor there because ladies, you now have some indicator. By the way, I can't lie, I AUTOMATICALLY looked at my hands as soon as I read this story. And no, I'm not posting my own personal results or pictures. That would be uncouth. And I'm definitely couth. Couth deez.
Um, no pun intended.
In some ways, and assuming this is accurate across all ethnicities, etc blah blah blah, this almost levels the playing field that women have been complaining about for eons. See, men get to see a woman's assets pretty much upfront. Granted you don't know what a woman's nether regions look like, but you seen one box, you've seen them all. U-haul. That rhymed.
But we get to see and decide if the size of her boobs are to our liking as well as her derriere. Now, most men are pretty much NOT going to reject most smangage but that has nothing to do with Sexual Organ Decision Equtiy. I'm sure many women have false positived themselves into believing a particular chap was holding a big stick only to be disappointed by the thumbtack staring back at her. And that's not fair. But if this study holds true, you at least have some indicator.
First wang indicators. Next...equal wages.
For the fellas with the tiny ring finger problem, it's not all bad though.
Guys with shorter index finger than ring fingers--known as a low digit ratio--tend to have a higher risk of prostate cancer, be better at sports and financial trading, and have higher sperm counts.
See, you are at a lower risk for prostate cancer. Yay. Small wangs, smaller problems. That's what I always hear.
And as one last bit of information, peep game:
You can quit feeling self-conscious now: The average size of an erect penis is a not-at-all-intimidating-to-think-about 5.5 inches.
Well how about them apples. I have no idea if that's what the ladies like or not, but facts are facts.
So ladies, check out the dude's fingers when you meet him. And if you meet on Twitter? Ask for a hand pic, not a wang pic. How's that index-to-ring finger ratio looking?
And fellas, if you catch a lady staring at your hand too hard and then blurt out, your ring finger is small...don't get caught up talking smack on your wang. Exposure is a motherf****r. Just ask Kodak.
Well, this is most definitely not true in my case, as I have a significantly longer ring finger than index finger and I'm anything but big down there.
ha ha this is too funny made me lol in the bus on the way home from work. This shall be tweeted to my Kenyan and African brothas who have made us buy into the myth that Africa is the land of monstrous d*ick! 5.5" average you say?
anyway i do not think you can really know until the pants are off and then you are in for a pleasant surprise or wondering what the hell you are doing with the dude.
Funny article though!
Ahh, the old 2D:4D tests.
Used (read attempted) to measure everything from ADHD to spacial abilities.
What can I say, men, including scientists, will find any excuse to flop it out.
It was only a matter of time before 2D:4D was brought into play... [insert joke here]
I like it when they decide to compare average wang sizes of each country.
Results always show a variation that suggest (to me) which nationality is more likely to exaggerate (and invites a possible theory for differences between individualistic and collective cultures attitudes towards accuracy in surveys).
Boys, boys, boys.
I do believe the next step is to start presuming causation.....?
(see what I did there, I moved the joke lower down)
Uhm, so if the guys were all under anesthesia, I can safely assume they weren't... in full attention? Aaaaand that tells nothing important to us ladies, right? Because some guys have the kind of shy soldier that hides better than the other guys'?
I'm confused here, help me. :(
ladies.. ladies.. does it really matter?.. just like mature guys dont care about ur breast size, why should you fixate on the penis size? as most of the GS authors have said, its all about quality and not quantity. most studies have mentioned that a woman is more likely to get a better orgasm with foreplay and oral sex rather than penetration. plus, its all about how he uses it, not how big it is.
It's not the size of the brush, it's the artists' stroke.