OK, so we spent a lot of time in our birthday suits this week. We learned the best music to get naked to, when to get naked for rude husbands, how often to "groom" our naked bodies, why we feel nakedly alone sometimes and what romantic naked gestures to whip out. It's all unveiled in this edition of GuySpeak's Best of the Week!
What are the Top 10 seductive dance songs?
Chic Geek says:
Great suggestion! Here are my Best Seductive Dance Songs/Best Striptease Songs:
"Maneater," Nelly Furtado - Also great for non-striptease workouts.
"My Love is Like...Wo," Mya and "(Oops) Oh My," by Tweet - Sexy without being too slutty, and just straight up great songs.
"Cherry Pie" by Warrant or Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me" - The ultimate awesome '80s striptease jams.
"Lapdance," N.E.R.D. - This one has a super hot beat and is perfect for, well, dancing on your guy's lap. It makes you feel like a stripper, but without having to stuff sweaty dollar bills in your g-string.
Wise-Ass says:
Of course not. He's being a tool. Sure, it's nice that he says you're beautiful, but his actions belie his words, and actions make their point at a much higher volume.
I will never understand men who make their wives feel insecure. For starters, why needlessly hurt someone you profess to love? Whether men do it intentionally or not, the end result is the same, so "I didn't mean to" is no excuse. To me, "I didn't mean to" translates to "I didn't give enough of a damn to think about how you were feeling."
Tell him to knock it off. That's what my wife does. She'll say, "I don't like it when you _______," and I stop doing whatever it is. Common courtesy - and not rocket science, so even your guy can grasp it.
Assuming this woman's not a "never nude," I think she should find a new husband to strip for. Nick's already picked out her theme music! It's one thing to sneak a peek at other women on occasion, it's another to belittle your wife in favor of the (forgive me) boob tube. Change the channel, my friend.
Girl's BFF says:
I don't think any man would expect you to shave every day, but why is "groom" in quotes? Like what does it mean to "groom" everyday? I'm almost as puzzled by those quotation marks as I am by the fact that people still religiously watch Grey's Anatomy. I think most guys would just expect their woman not to be a sloppy, unkempt slob. I think it goes both ways too. No woman wants to live and be with a man who's not keeping himself together.
But then again, why on earth would you need to shave that every day? What kind of hair growth do you have going on? Do Bosley and Rogaine know? I'm guessing that if you take care of that a couple of times a week, you'll be alright. Why not just get waxed and call it a day - or a few weeks rather. Seems like a win-win for everybody involved. You don't have to worry about it until it's time to get waxed again and your boyfriend doesn't have to worry about coughing up a hairball.
Let me flip this. Guys, does your girlfriend worry about coughing up a hairball when you don't wax? Wait, you mean you don't rip off a delicate layer of your skin along your nether regions once a month to keep your girlfriend happy? Then leave our lady hair alone! However, ladies, if your "grooming" is to please yourself and not some fetishy fellow, I've got three magic words for you: laser hair removal. Try it. Laser it. Love it.
What's your opinion of grand romantic gestures?
That they're usually employed to make up for something awful, or by people in the throes of infatuation. That said, the few that are undertaken soberly, with focus and pure intent, are the stuff that makes life worth living. That and Dippin' Dots (Ice cream of the future!).
I used to be into grand gestures in a big way, which is how I scared off all the girls I was interested in. I've become a much stronger adherent to the "little just because gifts" school of romance. Then when they least expects it, hit 'em with the big flashy gesture maybe once or twice a year. Any more than that and they start to see it coming. And really, what's the point of making your loved ones happy if you don't get to see them gag comically on a drink?
Now, now Celine Dion. Your heart will go on, because that is what it does. Your heart will go on because it wants to find a sunbeam. Or a nice view of the river. A lovely cafe where macaroons are served. Your heart wants to be found. Love isn't buried treasure. It's not hidden in an ark or a sarcophagus. Nor is it a shadowy ninja, ducking into the shadows as you search in vain. Love finds you. In my experience, when you least want it.
We think love is taking, holding, keeping. That it's pennies in a piggy bank. It's not! No! Being kissed back is a pleasant byproduct of the main event -- throwing your love about everywhere you walk. Love is confetti! Give it to family. Friends, even those you want to squish with your arms. Love your hobbies, job, songs that make you breakdance with joy. Love the stars. Love it all. I can't tell you how many times in my life I've found what I was looking for by not looking for it.
Way to go Carrie! The tone alone had me rockin!
I saw hoping the link for never nude was Arrested Development... sure enough, it was. That was great. Thank you.