What's your favorite - or most embarrassing - PDA moment? Or did you ever engage in display of affection that wasn't meant to be public but ended up that way? Let's hear the good, the bad and the exhibitionist!
Reformed Player says:
My personal favorite is making out in Boston Common, near the Frog Pond, and then being yelled at by a homeless man about not going into the Frog Pond at night. Apparently, the Frog Pond, which is about six inches deep, needed a lifeguard, and this guy was it. Then on the way out we came across a guy smoking his first crack rock of the night. Oh, Boston, and your lovely living history...
Wise-Ass says:
I was out drinking one night in college when a young lady and I ended up in the grass behind the bar, which was also in someone's back yard. We didn't realize it, but we had chosen a spot right next to a well-worn cut-through trail from the bar to the neighborhood behind us. Several people passed by but we were too drunk to care, and they walked by without a word, so we stayed on task.
Girls' BFF says:
For fear if incriminating myself and because I'm not sure of the statute of limitations on certain lewd behaviors, let's just say that I'm potentially hypothetically aware of a certain somebody that I may or may not be who might have maybe almost got down with the get down with a fine young thang at Centennial Park in Atlanta, GA and may or may not have been spotted by a cop who forced the hypothetical couple to take off running in different directions only to meet up at the safe spot. Let's just say that from what the hypothetical protagonist remembers, some teenagers may or may not have wandered into said exhibition. Yep, that didn't happen.
Funny Guy says:
I once lived in an apartment in NYC that had a window at best 15 feet from the adjacent building. Luckily there was a young woman who lived directly across from me. For some reason she could never see me - but I could see her. Oh good gravy could I see her. One night in particular, I recall the lady caught up in serious PDA in front of a full-length mirror. Actually, PPDSA: Public/Private Display of Self Affection.
Beware the City Never Sleeps! AKA, buy some shades, girl!
Mystery Man says:
There was the time we had sex in the front seat, top deck of a double decker. We failed to realize that the driver got so distracted watching us in his little mirror he had to stop the bus, but that hardly counts.
Gal Pal says:
Who visits a lighthouse on a cloudy, rainy day? Two people who are more interested in staring at each other than staring down at a scraggy coast. Two people who notice an unmonitored landing adorned with a rickety old stool. Two people with a very keen sense of timing, hearing and focus - on both ladder steps of other visitors and their own heavy breaths. And, apparently, a family of six Midwesterners who should be Olympic ladder climbers. Although the two people who arrived first may have had to climb down the ladder, half unbuttoned, to looks of shame, disgust and horror - they will still never, ever pass up the chance for an intimate tour of a lighthouse.
Chic Geek says:
Back in high school, I was heavily making out with a girl in a movie theater. (Can't remember which movie. I think it might have been the Drew Barrymore Western "Bad Girls.") Occasionally we'd get a nasty look from an older couple sitting in front of us. (Since we were teenagers new to the art of making out, our kissing and fumbling was a tad on the noisy side.)
Finally about halfway through the movie, the guy in front of us turns around, stands up, and very loudly goes, "Cool it or I'm getting an usher!" Everyone in the theater was now looking at us. My date was mortified. Needless to say, I didn't round many bases that night.
Summer in NY, upper side. My friend introduced me to her friend. Had a couple of drinks, sat on the bench in a park by the bay. It almost seemed like a double date (although later on I really regretted kissing the guy). Didn't know there was a restaurant near. When we finally stopped and started walking to the car, our very happy viewers burst into applause with cheers and whistles. We were so surprised and didn't know how to react so we ended up waving to our gallant spectators.
My mom came home early from a vacation while my boyfriend and I were making out sans shirts. He got his shirt on before she actually entered the room. I was not so quick.
I've had family/friends walk in on my boyfriend and I a couple times. But I think the most embarrassing was when my BROTHER walked in. He's older than me, nerdy, and has never been in a relationship. So he probably felt amazingly awkward about it. I was mortified. Once he quickly closed the door he asked my partner politely, "Could you move your car? I'm stuck in the driveway."
XD Hahaha. Oh man. I hope my brother isn't scarred.
bf still living at home, people out of the house, give him a bj, less than 30 seconds after he finishes his bedroom door opens, his bro coming in to tell him he's there, bf flips onto his front(he was naked) bringing his covers around him to hide himself while I relaxed further into the corner of the bed I was in (hidden behind a dresser sort of, I wasn't being caught damnit!) That was amusing...
Also, with bf's first gf, they borrowed his mum's car for a date, had some fun in the backseat, a while after they come home mother goes to get the car, comes back in shrieking because there is a very used condom stuck to the side of the car... he was never sure how it got there...
We knew each other a while before dating... stories were told...
Mine happened pretty recently and it was embarrassing in a really sweet but old fashioned way. My aunt & uncle invited family and some of my friends to their place to celebrate my birthday belatedly. It was nice -- dinner, music and dancing by the the pool in the backyard.
I decided it was a good opportunity to introduce the new man in my life to them since I'd been keeping him mostly to myself. My cousins who are mostly tweens and fairly young teenage girls kept ogling him from a distance and every time he'd spot them and smile at them they'd break out in giggles and laughter. After dinner and a bit of dancing, I decided to grab his hand and break away from the group to get some alone time with him. So, I lead him away from the house, down to the small lake that borders their property. We sat on the bench there and started kissing -- the soft breathy kind first and then let those intensify into the deep tongue lashing sort. I thought I heard giggling but I was so into it that I didn't want to break the kiss and most of all I didn't want him to feel embarrassed. So we just kept going and the more intense the kissing got, the less I worried about where I was or what was happening around me (or where either of our hands went). I felt his hand sliding up my thigh and started to moan into his mouth, and that's when I heard the whistling, the giggling and the catcalls. We broke the kiss only to look to the side and find five girls -- all with camera phones in hand-- recording our stellar makeout session. And right in front of us in the water were four teenage boys in two canoes cheering my boyfriend and I on as they watched the show. The last thing I remember hearing as I went completely red was my lil cousin whispering, "I can't until I have a boyfriend and can do that!"
Oh god... long ago when my husband and I were still at that horn-dog stage, we were visiting his mother.
My husband grabbed a piece of paper and sketched out what he would like to do to me... A stick man with a huge penis and a stick girl with kissy lips on her crotch. He quietly passed it to me and I added my own perverted little stick people doing nasty things to each other. And so it went until we filled both sides of the paper. This was the first and only time we had done this and it didn't go well because when we went home we forgot our erotic art work. LOL
My mother-in-law found it and made sure lots of people knew about it. She still has it to this very day. Every once in a while she mentions it.
My ex and I were camping one weekend at a popular campsite. That night we were having sex in our tent, when all of a sudden we noticed that there was a flash light being turned on and off on our tent and people were talking. So we stopped and started listening only to find out that our dog had gotten out of the tent, and everyone's attention was on us. lol.....
These stories are all cracking me up! Thank goodness we can all look back and laugh, right?
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