Thanksgiving is over. But, like you I'm still tripping on turkey tryptophan and old lady lipstick kisses. It's a terrible condition, but thankfully not one without a cure.

Welcome to the second installment of The GSSHQUS&WE AWARDS!!! (The GuySpeak's Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries Awards). An award show that allows me, your faithful host, a chance to share a handful of your questions/ submissions that are too awesomely idiotic, mangled or obtuse for primetime but still deserving of some time in the sun.

So sit back and let your eyes do the driving as we travel through TWELVE of your latest gems and jams.

For Outstanding Achievement In simple typo that made me laugh:
Sings men love the girl

For Excellence In questions you could have typed in a Google browser, but chose not to:
whats bbc

The GSSHQUS&WE for Brilliant Incoherence:
is marriage even irrelevant anymore to men?

The Sigmund Freud Medal of Horror is awarded to:
What do guys think when you sh*t on their face?

Recognition in the field of, "Somehow that just made me laugh even though it wasn't that funny.":
how do my boobs look in this shirt

For Outstanding Achievement In a non-question, The GSSHQUS&WE goes to 110 texts per day

The Cup of Class goes to:
You seem kind of like an asshole. Are you?

For Superiority In the field of Creepy:
touch me there

For Distinction in the Obvious, a GSSHQUS&WE goes to:
What does my boyfriend want me to do after he sticks my hand down his pants???

For taking full advantage of GuySpeak's Intended Purpose, a benefaction is presented to:
How Do I Suck D*ck To Make Him want To explode?

Your Strangest Half-Questions, Unanswerable Submissions & Weirdest Entries Best in Show Runner-Up
I tried to buy canned pumpkin last week and there was NONE at the store!! WTH!?!? I know pumpkins have a season, but I thought canned foods could last all year?!?!?

And The Top GSSHQUS&WE of the Night
goes to none other than...........................

how to enlarge boobs, mine is 34 but i want 36 as my tits in lower portion is 36 and 38