With this season's Girl Next Door, there is a whole new crew of girls set to replace Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson as Hugh Hefner's new girlfriends. Even Hef all but concedes the show is essentially a platform for whomever the girlfriends are of the moment to gain celebrity and move on to their own identities outside of the Playboy Mansion. Of course the show also promotes The Playboy brand, the celebrity lifestyle, yada yada.
Mystery Man's question is if the girls in fact are required to "do it" with the old man of the mansion, which they most certainly are, what goes on in their minds at the precise moments of coitus. Some possibilities:
1) Why is there a lizard inside of me and why is it so cold?
2) Is this what I have to look forward to again when I'm 90?
3) I am so grossed out. I am so grossed out. I am so grossed out. Soon I will be rich.
4) What is that funny smell?
5) If only I had made it past the 4th grade, I might have a real job.
Here's saluting you girls, you make your mother's proud.
Mystery Man's question is if the girls in fact are required to "do it" with the old man of the mansion, which they most certainly are, what goes on in their minds at the precise moments of coitus. Some possibilities:
1) Why is there a lizard inside of me and why is it so cold?
2) Is this what I have to look forward to again when I'm 90?
3) I am so grossed out. I am so grossed out. I am so grossed out. Soon I will be rich.
4) What is that funny smell?
5) If only I had made it past the 4th grade, I might have a real job.
Here's saluting you girls, you make your mother's proud.
"Why is there a lizard inside of me and why is it so cold?" Absolutely hilarious!
6. "Maybe I'll get to meet Pauly Shore at the mansion party tonight! I hope creepy Bill Maher isn't there again..."
I am finally glad for someone else thinking these thing and actually publishing them because now I can actually show that I am not the only one who thinks this to my friend who wants to be a Playboy bunny.
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hahha I agree