Last weekend on SNL, Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga paid tribute to that sexy triple threat, The Three Way. Most guys rank three-ways at the top of their fantasy lists -- but do they satisfy anyone in real life? Have any of you ever tried one? Any tips, guidelines or horror stories?
Wise-Ass says:
Does using both hands count?
Nah, not for me. I'm a one-on-one kinda guy. Three's a crowd. It's fun fantasy fodder, but... no.
Mystery Man says:
Once, with two very drunk and very interested female classmates at college. As I was also pretty drunk, it seemed like a good idea at the time. Don't they always?
It was both awkward and unsatisfactory from the bits I can actually remember. I assume I failed dismally before passing out, and waking up the next morning was, well, interesting, to say the least. Never again. One at a time is plenty.
Girls' BFF says:
I've never actually wanted to engage in a three-way. Which means that I never have. It always seemed like an overrated experience to me. Perhaps I'm just lazy though. And seeing as I'm lazy...I'll just stick to ole tried and true methods. Oh, and anything in the Kama Sutra that doesn't involve extreme acrobatics.
Funny Guy says:
Unlike Panama, I wanted to engage in a three-way. Similarly to Panama, I never have. Well, I sort of did - in that high school make-out fest way, but not in the way I always envisioned. You know, me, Salma Hayek and Monica Belluci sprawled out on the patio of an Italian villa overlooking the Adriatic Sea. The three of us grappling and slathering each other with deep acrobatic sex while a school of local artists sketch us from above. Our session ends in a thundering triple climax so rip roaring and powerful, it rattles George Clooney awake in his own villa three doors down. "Wow, what in the hell was that?" he asks his dog and rolls back to sleep.
Reformed Player says:
I've never had one, but it's like those challenges on Man Vs. Food: many try, few succeed. It is awkward, to say the least. Pleasing two people is pretty difficult even when your genitals aren't involved.
Although the guy who scored a threesome for a buck on Craigslist back in the day is still a folk hero, no matter what.
Chic Geek says:
No three-ways for me. It's hard enough work disappointing one woman. Goodnight, folks! Tip your veal, try the waiters.
Gal Pal says:
Can I plead the Fifth on this? (Or should I say the Third?) As cool as I fancy myself, I know in my heart of hearts that I'd be way too jealous for any three-way situation. Unless it was all about me, all the time, I know I wouldn't be able to handle it. But I welcome all attempts to convince me otherwise!
Hope you all have three times the fun this Memorial Day weekend!
"How Do You Handle a 3-Way?"
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I've never been interested in doing the three way either. I'd rather have one partner that I can focus all of my attention and that will focus all of her attention on me.
I've wondered what a two guys, one girl (me) three-way would be like, in the past. I thought that might be...hot-ish. One guy would have to be my partner, obviously, and the other guy would have to be a REALLY close friend whom I trust with my LIFE. I couldn't just do it casually with some random dudes.
The only issue I'd have is if the two dudes were comfortable being naked around one another. And if my partner would be okay with it. I wouldn't want him to feel jealous or whatever. I know I'd be pretty jealous if we had a two girls, one guy (my partner) three-way.
Then I wonder if, while doing that, I'd feel dirty or that I was being used for sex and yadda yadda. I'd hate to feel like that.
So...the jury's still out. -___- I don't know.
I've been involved in a few three-ways. All but one was me, another girl, and a guy. I think those were most successful because I was more into the girl and she was more into the guy and he was just overwhelmed. Watching girls kiss tends to make most men weak. Watching naked girls kiss while someone else is playing with his penis makes most men incoherent.
The threesome with two guys... As fun as it sounded when we were talking about it, it was a drag. They were fine being naked in the same room, but the idea of their genitalia accidentally touching was too much so they played girl-on-a-spit and I suddenly remembered why I hate 69. I cannot enjoy the lower half while remembering not to use teeth with the upper half. I learned a lot, but I'm not going to do that again (unless I can find a guy who is into my guy..., but that would not fly for him, so I guess I'm really not doing that again).
Live and learn.
No thanks. However "hot" they may make it look on film, in real life there is just too much potential for jealousy and resentment. Besides, without someone there to direct the proceedings, I could only see it being rather awkward and nowhere near as sexy as it's supposed to be.
I've had many threesomes with two women. My long term girlfriend was into it too. They were fantastic. Handling 2 women at once is no problem, just focus. Many exciting things that can only be experienced with two women. And it is very natural, the girls have fun together. However it is not as intimate, for the most part, as one-on-one.