Well, it turns out that one can literally have mind-blowing sex. As in the kind that not only knocks you out but causes amnesia because that big O was the big one. Pun. Double entendre. Satire. Allegory. It's all in that sentence.

According to MSNBC, a 54-year-old woman showed up at Georgetown Hospital in Washington, DC, complaining of memory loss. 

One thing she did recall: Her amnesia had started right after having sex with her husband just an hour before. [Panama's note: Her husband blew her back out is how I read that.]

While sex can be forgettable or mind-blowing, for some people, it can quite literally be both at the same time. The woman, whose case was reported in the September issue of The Journal of Emergency Medicine, was experiencing transient global amnesia, a rare condition in which memory suddenly, temporarily, disappears.

People with transient global amnesia suffer no side effects, and the memory problems usually reverse themselves in the span of a few hours. It's a rare condition, affecting only about 3 to 5 people per 100,000 each year.

Can we keep this all the way funky? Who wouldn't want to bang their partner out so good that they literally couldn't remember anything except for the fact that top shelf lovin' (potentially)went down? They couldn't dispute it. They got knocked out by lovin'. Wouldn't that nearly make you Lover of the Year? Is there a pageant for this? The Player's Ball exists for pimps so this seems like an award show worth having. Especially since it affects such a small portion of the population. It's like LITERALLY hitting the jackpot of smangage.

Sex can trigger transient global amnesia, as can other physically strenuous activities. People in their 50s and 60s are the most likely to experience an episode, but strangely, most people with transient global amnesia have it only once.

Okay, so it literally is hitting the smang lottery. Imagine this too...say some dude put in major work and blew your mind into the transient global amnesia status. That was good lovin', right? Well, dude is going to be trying to take you back to that place forever. You're almost guaranteed great lovemaking experiences from there on out. Unless of course you run across that guy who's satisfied with what he's done and determines that he doesn't need to put in work anymore.

Oh, and let me say, I recognize that medically this seems odd but since there are no side effects, all's well that ends well.

So ladies, if mind-blowing sex is on your list of goals for life, just know that it exists and that you might have to keep going til you're in your 60s. But it's a possibility!

It can happen to you. Here's to hoping you remember it.

*cheers*

Ladies, have you ever had sex that you'd consider to be mind-blowing?