Well, they've asked us to name our picks for the sexiest ladies of the year. Normally I don't rate celebrities in terms of physical appearance; it seems intrusive in a way I don't approve of, and inherently sexist. But, since they asked, I would gnaw the fingers off of a child to have sex with Milla Jovavich.I'm at such an age that Milla's appearance in The 5th Element was the first time I was ever aroused by anything on film (well, there's this one Popeye where you see Olive Oil's underwear), and as she rose stiffly from her reanimation slab, my own slab rose with her.
I think she was such perfect pubescent boy fodder because she A) was an alien that didn't speak English, and who I therefore could never embarrass myself in front of, and B) did backflips in an outfit that was basically some gauze strips wrapped judiciously around her nubile body.
Simple ingredients, really. I thought I'd be a Milla man for life.
But then another Milla came along--and she called herself "Mila" (presumably so I wouldn't have to have two "Millas" in my "to stalk" email folder, which was very thoughtful of her).Mila Kunis gets my second vote (of two, I guess?) because of the distance between how much I was annoyed by her in That 70's Show,
and how badly I wanted to kiss her gently one time and then put her through college while she cockteases me and dates other men for four years in Extract.She somehow comes across as both cool and down to earth, and totally unattainable, and inspires nothing so much as a hatred of Jason Segel. Plus, she's the voice of Meg on Family Guy, which I'm betting gives her a bit of an inferiority complex.
Enter...me.
Wow. That photo-shop of you and Mila Kunis is so believable. I almost forgot she's with Macaulay Culkin. Lol
Mila all the way, and she plays WoW too! I'd happily get into a cat fight with her any day, though I think she's a mage not a druid... Why can I not think of any hot male celebrities that play WoW? (no offense to Macaulay Culkin...)
That photoshop isn't creepy in any way at all. You look totally natural peering over her shoulder that way. Completely.
Both fine choices, but I have to give the edge to Milla for that awesome '90s music video. I, uh, also confess to owning that album a loooong time ago.
Oh and, Leeloo Dallas multipass.
Niiiice. Gnawing child-fings - not.
YES. Spot on. Milla Jovovich was the first woman I saw who I thought was smoking hot in a movie (wasn't she naked in that movie for a hot second? Probably the first movie-boob I saw besides Under Siege). And Mila Kunis comes across as both absolutely unattainable but somehow still someone you could meet in real life.
Fun fact: both of those women are Ukranian. Related question: does anyone have a plane ticket to Kiev I can borrow?
I think I heard of G4 doing a battle of the Mil(l)a's. My ex asked me which "Mil(l)a" I'd choose. I went for Kunis. He was OUTRAGED! That's what the majority of the viewers chose also. I just love That 70's Show. Although I do enjoy 5th Element, holds no bar to Jackie!
Can I pick you Swaim for my sexiest choice? My husband is also willing to make beautiful love to you. Call us x