Who do guys find sexiest? Sexy dumb babes? Sexy new babes? Sexy bikini babes with sexy junk in the trunk? Sex with sexy babes but no sexy strings attached? Or super sexy sexytime moves with sexy babes that will sex him sexy crazy? Get all your sexy answers here -- in GuySpeak's Best of the Week!
Do you have to be dumb to get a guy?
Chic Geek says:
If the men you meet are intimidated by your intelligence, maybe it's time to find a higher class of guys. I really cannot stand the idea of dumbing yourself down to meet a guy. The problem is that some men (and often women) equate "smart" with "snobby." It's not that guys don't want a smart woman - they don't want a snob who lords their mental superiority over everyone within earshot. If you're a sweet, humble person and a guy is still threatened by your intelligence, he is a douche-troll with major self-confidence issues who isn't worth your time.
I agree with Nick - it's plain dumb for women to play dumb. With the following exceptions:
1.Your car's about to get towed by a burly man-child and you're wearing kitten heels.
2. A park ranger catches you sneaking into a park for some late-night heavy petting.
(Have either of those scenarios ever happened to me? Um, er, oops, what's a scenario??)
What are some filthy, X-rated, SuperSex moves that will drive him loony with lust?
Eleven out of 10 penises agree that men love sex. If you don't learn these mind-blowing, taboo, pornomazing sex tricks and tips, then your boyfriend will cheat on you. And he will end up marrying that floozy and you will become a hoarder and die alone. When they find your body, it will be buried under an avalanche of Little Debbie boxes, stuffed animals, and snow globes.
Follow these hot, orgasm-inducing, boner-inspiring sex tips to the very letter. Then, maybe, he will be happy. Which means you will be happy. Remember: if he fled, it's because you weren't good in bed.
1. Get His Juices Flowing
Seductively wrap your fingers around his manhood and with your other hand, start slapping his knob like it was the bottom of a bottle of ketchup. It works on fries. If he doesn't like this, he will let you know. He will scream like a majestic seabird. Communication is important.
3. Roller Coaster Of Love
Most guys are bored with getting head while driving. So you need to mix it up. Next time you're on a roller coaster, risk a broken neck by going down on him, while zooming upside down. This will be completely unexpected and potentially fatal.
4. Push His Pleasure Button
Instead of sneaking a finger in his backside, go for the gold. A man's prostate is the male g-spot, after all! When he's least expecting it, quickly shove a pine cone or avocado up his posterior. Just jam it up there.
Gal Pal says:
Click the link above for the rest of John's hilarious takedown of women's magazine sex tips. Here's Carrie's Tip #13: Get Dirty with your Dude: Landfill Sex!!
How fat is too fat to wear a bikini? My BF says I look fine, but I feel like people are staring.
Wise-Ass says:
What? Who gives a flying frak what people think? If you want to wear a bikini, wear a bikini.
Have you been to the beach lately? I was just there, and trust me when I say that no one else seems to care how they look, so why should you? I saw old guys with moobs in Speedos, overweight women in bikinis, men with huge beer guts, people with massive scars, you name it. And you know what? Good for them. They wear what makes them happy. If it grosses anyone out, who cares? Not them. You're not out there for them, you're out there for you. To have fun. You won't have fun as long as you care so much what other people think.
Gal Pal says:
I say you fashion a swimsuit out of sunblock and call it a day. Dive into the water, build an anatomically correct sand sculpture and remember that if a bikini is your biggest worry, your day at the beach is beyond blessed.
After 10 months, my guy dumped for another girl because he never felt a "spark" with me. How do I make him want me back?
Girl's BFF says:
Sweetie, you do realize that he's not coming back right? At least not back for anything more than a late night booty call.
There's nothing that you can do to make him want you back. He has to want that on his own. The fact that he can say to you that he didn't feel any spark lets you know that, pretty much, you should attempt to move on. As men, we don't rebuild "sparks"; once it's gone, it's gone. Plus, he left you for somebody else, who presumably he feels some sort of spark with. I hate to be so blunt, but your former relationship is official history.
Gal Pal says:
Oh man, I feel your pain. But Panama's doing you a big favor telling it to you straight. And here's the thing - a lot of us think we have a spark with someone. We're absolutely convinced we can talk him into feeling it, too. But really, we have no idea what kind of spectacular Fourth-of-July-at-Dinseyland sparks are waiting for us with some other, awesomer guy. So hang on, hold tight and pick a comfy spot to watch the real fireworks that'll be exploding in your heart soon.
Oh yes, very possible! Guys are very good at having sex with no emotional attachments whatsoever. The thing is, man's sole reason for being on earth is to procreate. It's our biological imperative. In order for men to sow as much seed as they can, they need to be able to quickly and efficiently have sex with as many women as they can, with no attachments so they can move on to the next. This doesn't mean he's not capable of being in love and being intimate and all that, just that it's usually pretty easy for men to have sex without any feelings.
Gal Pal says:
What's that? Sorry, I was distracted by Roberto, the strapping pool boy I just kicked out of my bed after ravishing him all night long. Guess what? Women like sex just for sex, too! Before I get too high on my sexy sexist soapbox here, I'll climb down. Because in this particular instance it doesn't matter. You two were broken up. Which means you need to forget about that past and focus on your future. If things don't work out, I'll give you Roberto's number.
I wish you all lots of meaningful (or meaningless) sexy-time this weekend. Thanks for playing, guys and girls!
I feel like I say this every week, but my guess is you could never get tired of hearing it: Great comments on some of this week's best answers Carrie!
Ahh, thanks so much, Melissa!!
lol great question, and i could no stop laughing when he was talking about hulking out and dreaming of puppies!(So thats what men really think lol)
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