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If you've read any of my Quick Answers To Your Quick Questions blog posts, you know that those are my way to have fun with some of the silly questions I get. This month, though, I want to try something...

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As Guyspeak's official "Funny Guy," I feel it's my duty to maintain a private life in line with what the readers have come to expect from such a lofty title. I try to do everything as humorously as possible: when...

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Over on Lemondrop, I shared my thoughts on Spanx, those body-shaping undergarments that are sweeping the nation. Apparently, men are also jumping on the Spanx bandwagon, wearing man-girdles (Mirdles) under their clothing. Right now, your guy friends and coworkers could...

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An upcoming role (for the readers who may not be aware, I am an accomplished late night QVC presenter) has required that I grow a mustache, and after not shaving my upper lip for several weeks, one thing has become...

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The differences between the sexes is proof that there is a God. Now I'm not sure if he belongs to Catholics, Jews, Muslims or the Red Sox, but there is a God. By all accounts, his name is not Ishmael....

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Jessica Simpson bares it all on the cover of May's "Marie Claire." She posed without a drop of makeup or an ounce of that famous beauty miracle, Photoshop. And guess what? She looks drop-dead gorgeous. The "Price of Beauty" star...

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I've been inspired by my fellow agent of the literati, The Reformed Player. His love and appreciation for springtime and skirts, and further the women in them, I've realized that I too have a plethora of likes and loves that...

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Spring is coming, and that means only one thing: women in skirts. I motherfonking love women in skirts. Short ones, long ones. Colorful ones, black ones. Skirts with slits, for business. Skirts with flowers, for hippies. I don't care. Boots, legs,...

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If you've watched TV at all lately, you've probably seen the hilarious Old Spice ads featuring the "Man Your Man Could Smell Like." If not, check it out below. Then come "back to me" and I'll tell why Old Spice...

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Fashion Week London has just passed us by, as you may have guessed from the smell of lycra and body glitter in the air. That got me thinking about fashion in general, and then, because I don't like doing that,...

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